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title: "10 Prom Date Quotes by 10 authors"
description: "Browse 10 Prom Date quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Prom Date sayings and thoughts."
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> [In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-perry/in-high-school-my-prom-date-fooled-around-with-another-guy-on-prom/)

[Matthew Perry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-perry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebc/matthew-perry-5674_fooled_in-high-school-my-prom-date-fooled-aroun_3006984.jpg)

> [I'm your prom date, you ugly sack of shit!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dante-dmc/i-m-your-prom-date-you-ugly-sack-of-shit/)

[Dante (DmC](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dante-dmc/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5fd/dante-dmc-80186_devil-may-cry_i-m-your-prom-date-you-ugly-sack-of-shit_1213740.jpg)

> [My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendall-jenner/my-ideal-prom-date-would-have-to-be-cute-funny-sweet-nice/)

[Kendall Jenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendall-jenner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/939/kendall-jenner-7812_cute_my-ideal-prom-date-would-have-to-be-cute_439470.jpg)

> [“M: Don't go there. Besides, you want to tell me about this prom date? Hmm? J: He's just a friend. We barely…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelly-bingham/m-don-t-go-there-besides-you-want-to-tell-me-about-this-prom-date-hmm/)

[Kelly Bingham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelly-bingham/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0f4/kelly-bingham-40962_dreams_m-don-t-go-there-besides-you-want-to-tel_711519.jpg)

> [“She told me she would barter her body for a prom date and I think that is the saddest thing I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-curtis/she-told-me-she-would-barter-her-body-for-a-prom-date-and-i-think/)

[Emily Curtis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-curtis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/emily-curtis-18480_saddest_she-told-me-she-would-barter-her-body-fo_3167131.jpg)

> [You just walk over there and into the office and say, 'Hey, be my prom date,'" he said. "It's that simple.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sarah-dessen/you-just-walk-over-there-and-into-the-office-and-say-hey-be-my-prom/)

[Sarah Dessen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sarah-dessen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81d/sarah-dessen-110_hey_you-just-walk-over-there-and-into-the-of_1881866.png)

> [“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single girl of high standing at Longbourn Academy must be in want of a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-eulberg/it-is-a-truth-universally-acknowledged-that-a-single-girl-of-high/)

[Elizabeth Eulberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elizabeth-eulberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/773/elizabeth-eulberg-7512_paraphrased_it-is-a-truth-universally-acknowledged-t_2352416.jpg)

> [I don’t know. Word around the girls’ locker room is that all of you are so hard up, you were cruising the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherrilyn-kenyon/i-don-t-know-word-around-the-girls-locker-room-is-that-all-of-you-are/)

[Sherrilyn Kenyon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherrilyn-kenyon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df8/sherrilyn-kenyon-25_girl_i-don-t-know-word-around-the-girls-locke_2043633.jpg)

> [I was the girl who got out of my athletic requirement by managing the boys' sports teams. Which is pretty ingenious, because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ari-graynor/i-was-the-girl-who-got-out-of-my-athletic-requirement-by-managing-the/)

[Ari Graynor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ari-graynor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0de/ari-graynor-3380_girl_i-was-the-girl-who-got-out-of-my-athleti_1273133.jpg)

> [To alex: I'm sorry your life ended so fast. the driver needed to be more careful and should not have been drunk.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jessi/to-alex-i-m-sorry-your-life-ended-so-fast-the-driver-needed-to-be/)

[Jessi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jessi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/683/jessi-13990_life_to-alex-i-m-sorry-your-life-ended-so-fas_446503.jpg)

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