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title: "298 Professor Quotes by 255 authors"
description: "Browse 298 Professor quotes by 255 authors. Discover the best Professor sayings and thoughts."
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> [“THE ONLY REVENGE KNOWN TO ME IS TO TEACH A LESSON”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-s-jagadeesh-kumar/the-only-revenge-known-to-me-is-to-teach-a-lesson/)

[P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-s-jagadeesh-kumar/)

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> [I'm looking like Atlas, not Professor Klump.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martellus-bennett/i-m-looking-like-atlas-not-professor-klump/)

[Martellus Bennett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martellus-bennett/)

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> [I want to be an activist professor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tariq-ramadan/i-want-to-be-an-activist-professor/)

[Tariq Ramadan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tariq-ramadan/)

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> [“A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/w-h-auden-2/a-professor-is-one-who-talks-in-someone-else-s-sleep/)

[W.H. Auden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/w-h-auden-2/)

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> [When I hit 50, I want to go be a professor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tay-keith/when-i-hit-50-i-want-to-go-be-a-professor/)

[Tay Keith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tay-keith/)

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> [I'm a tenured professor. But I'd get rid of tenure.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-fukuyama/i-m-a-tenured-professor-but-i-d-get-rid-of-tenure/)

[Francis Fukuyama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-fukuyama/)

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> [“My professor gave me permission to be me. It’s”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-vance/my-professor-gave-me-permission-to-be-me-it-s/)

[J.D. Vance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-vance/)

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> [My dad was an English professor.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blake-lively/my-dad-was-an-english-professor/)

[Blake Lively](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/blake-lively/)

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> [“A bird doesn't need a professor to teach it how to fly.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matshona-dhliwayo/a-bird-doesn-t-need-a-professor-to-teach-it-how-to-fly/)

[Matshona Dhliwayo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matshona-dhliwayo/)

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> [Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-russo/who-but-an-english-professor-would-threaten-to-kill-a-duck-a-day-and/)

[Richard Russo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-russo/)

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> [“Heaven help me, but I wanted my professor to be my boyfriend.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cora-carmack/heaven-help-me-but-i-wanted-my-professor-to-be-my-boyfriend/)

[Cora Carmack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cora-carmack/)

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> [I guess if I weren't an actor, I'd be a history professor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-berenger/i-guess-if-i-weren-t-an-actor-i-d-be-a-history-professor/)

[Tom Berenger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-berenger/)

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> [A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/a-professor-must-have-a-theory-as-a-dog-must-have-fleas/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [“She was as lovely sleeping as she was dripping in sensuality at the fundraiser”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kailin-gow/she-was-as-lovely-sleeping-as-she-was-dripping-in-sensuality-at-the/)

[Kailin Gow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kailin-gow/)

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> [What I did as a professor is not that different than what I do in hearings.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-porter/what-i-did-as-a-professor-is-not-that-different-than-what-i-do-in/)

[Katie Porter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-porter/)

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> [“A Ph.D. big-shot professor. A mother who is a genius. And you shit in plastic bags. Unbelievable”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-rojstaczer/a-ph-d-big-shot-professor-a-mother-who-is-a-genius-and-you-shit-in/)

[Stuart Rojstaczer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-rojstaczer/)

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> [“The last class of my old professor's life took place once a week in his house, by a window in the study…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-albom/the-last-class-of-my-old-professor-s-life-took-place-once-a-week-in/)

[Mitch Albom](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-albom/)

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> [Once I had a professor say to me, "You know you have as much education as a lot of white people." I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joycelyn-elders/once-i-had-a-professor-say-to-me-you-know-you-have-as-much-education/)

[Joycelyn Elders](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joycelyn-elders/)

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> [... let us recall the well-known statement of a university professor in the Republic of the Massagetes: 'Not the faculty but His…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hermann-hesse/let-us-recall-the-well-known-statement-of-a-university-professor-in/)

[Hermann Hesse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hermann-hesse/)

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> [“I remembered learning from my favorite professor at Belmont to “surround yourself with people who are better than you,” and I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-novosel/i-remembered-learning-from-my-favorite-professor-at-belmont-to/)

[Kimberly Novosel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-novosel/)

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> [One of the good things about the profession of being a professor, is that you also have time to do what interests…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-menand/one-of-the-good-things-about-the-profession-of-being-a-professor-is/)

[Louis Menand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-menand/)

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> [As a professor, millennials intrigued me. I see them as engagement ready - plug-n-play if you will. They want to contribute in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chip-espinoza/as-a-professor-millennials-intrigued-me-i-see-them-as-engagement/)

[Chip Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chip-espinoza/)

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> [There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bennett-cerf/there-once-was-a-student-named-bessor-whose-knowledge-grew-lessor-and/)

[Bennett Cerf](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bennett-cerf/)

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> [Before novels written by women were relegated to their own 'genre,' I was introduced to Jane Smiley by a dear professor who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emma-mclaughlin/before-novels-written-by-women-were-relegated-to-their-own-genre-i/)

[Emma McLaughlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emma-mclaughlin/)

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> [I've learned to accept the fact that my students are far too busy preparing for their own legal careers to care one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alafair-burke/i-ve-learned-to-accept-the-fact-that-my-students-are-far-too-busy/)

[Alafair Burke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alafair-burke/)

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> [To me, there were comedies that should go up for Oscars. I think Eddie Murphy in 'The Nutty Professor' was one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/terry-crews/to-me-there-were-comedies-that-should-go-up-for-oscars-i-think-eddie/)

[Terry Crews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/terry-crews/)

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> [“The professor is stumped about why the decline is happening with the wolves and what, if anything, we can do to help…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-zhuikov/the-professor-is-stumped-about-why-the-decline-is-happening-with-the/)

[Marie Zhuikov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-zhuikov/)

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> [A justice is not like a law professor, who might say, 'This is my theory... and this is what I'm going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-roberts/a-justice-is-not-like-a-law-professor-who-might-say-this-is-my-theory/)

[John Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-roberts/)

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> [One time at the University of Colorado, at a faculty dinner, this professor said to me, 'Well, my goodness, a boy from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-frazier/one-time-at-the-university-of-colorado-at-a-faculty-dinner-this/)

[Charles Frazier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-frazier/)

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> [“Autodidacts tend to be cranks, obtuse and self-enclosed. A professor’s most important role is to make you think with rigor: precisely, patiently,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-deresiewicz/autodidacts-tend-to-be-cranks-obtuse-and-self-enclosed-a-professor-s/)

[William Deresiewicz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-deresiewicz/)

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> [Of course having a baby derails the writing process for some time. And I will be the first to say that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marie-rutkoski/of-course-having-a-baby-derails-the-writing-process-for-some-time-and/)

[Marie Rutkoski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marie-rutkoski/)

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> [I've always done more than I ever thought I would. Becoming a professor - I never would have imagined that. Writing books…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drew-gilpin-faust/i-ve-always-done-more-than-i-ever-thought-i-would-becoming-a/)

[Drew Gilpin Faust](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drew-gilpin-faust/)

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> [Consider... the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls a body of so-called knowledge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/consider-the-university-professor-what-is-his-function-simply-to-pass/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [“Commencez!' cried I, when they had all produced their books. The moon-faced youth (by name of Jules Vanderkelkov, as I afterwards learned)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-bronte/commencez-cried-i-when-they-had-all-produced-their-books-the-moon/)

[Charlotte Brontë](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-bronte/)

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> [“McGahern still lives on and works a farm in Leitrim, and friends say that even though he has held high profile academic…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mcgahern/mcgahern-still-lives-on-and-works-a-farm-in-leitrim-and-friends-say/)

[John McGahern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mcgahern/)

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> [“and has a B.A. degree from Phillips University in Enid, Oklahoma. He has an M.A. degree from Eastern New Mexico University in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roy-b-blizzard/and-has-a-b-a-degree-from-phillips-university-in-enid-oklahoma-he-has/)

[Roy B. Blizzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roy-b-blizzard/)

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> [“Kamishna … karibu," alisema Nafi huku akisimama na kutupa gazeti mezani na kuchukua karatasi ya faksi, iliyotumwa. "Ahsante. Kuna nini …" "Kamishna,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/enock-maregesi/kamishna-karibu-alisema-nafi-huku-akisimama-na-kutupa-gazeti-mezani/)

[Enock Maregesi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/enock-maregesi/)

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> [Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-foner/look-mrs-mcgillicuddy-it-s-not-my-fault-your-son-jumped-out-a-dorm/)

[Eric Foner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-foner/)

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> [Consider him in his highest incarnation: the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/h-l-mencken/consider-him-in-his-highest-incarnation-the-university-professor-what/)

[H. L. Mencken](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/h-l-mencken/)

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> [“Cast away at the very bottom of the table was the Professor, shouting answers to the questions of a very inquisitive, deaf…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louisa-may-alcott/cast-away-at-the-very-bottom-of-the-table-was-the-professor-shouting/)

[Louisa May Alcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louisa-may-alcott/)

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                        "text": "“Commencez!' cried I, when they had all produced their books. The moon-faced youth (by name of Jules Vanderkelkov, as I afterwards learned) took the first sentence. The 'livre de lecteur' was 'The Vicar of Wakefield', much used in foreign schools, because it is supposed to contain prime samples of conversational English. It might, however, have been a Runic scroll for any resemblance the worse, as enunciated by Jules, bore to the language in ordinary use amongst the natives of Great Britain. My God! how he did snuffle, snort, and wheeze! All he said was said in his throat and nose, for it is thus the Flamands speak; but I heard him to the end of his paragraph without proffering a word of correction, whereat he looked vastly self-complacent, convinced, no doubt, that he had acquitted himself like a real born and bred 'Anglais'. In the same unmoved silence I listened to a dozen in rotation; and when the twelfth had concluded with splutter, hiss, and mumble, I solemnly laid down the book. 'Arrêtez!', said I. There was a pause, during which I regarded them all with a steady and somewhat stern gaze. A dog, if stared at hard enough and long enough, will show symptoms of embarrassment, and so at length did my bench of Belgians. Perceiving that some of the faces before me were beginning to look sullen, and others ashamed, I slowly joined my hands, and ejaculated in a deep 'voix de poitrine' - 'Comme c'est affreux!' They looked at each other, pouted, coloured, swung their heels, they were not pleased, I saw, but they were impressed, and in the way I wished them to be. Having thus taken them down a peg in their self-conceit, the next step was to raise myself in their estimation - not a very easy thing, considering that I hardly dared to speak for fear of betraying my own deficiencies. 'Ecoutez, messieurs!' I said, and I endeavoured to throw into my accents the compassionate tone of a superior being, who, touched by the extremity of the helplessness which at first only excited his scorn, deigns at length to bestow aid. I then began at the very beginning of 'The Vicar of Wakefield,' and read, in a slow, distinct voice, some twenty pages, they all the while sitting mute and listening with fixed attention. By the time I had done nearly an hour had elapsed. I then rose and said, - 'C'est assez pour aujourd'hui, messieurs; demain nous recommençerons, et j'espère que tout ira bien.' With this oracular sentence I bowed, and in company with M. Pelet quitted the schoolroom.”",
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                        "text": "“McGahern still lives on and works a farm in Leitrim, and friends say that even though he has held high profile academic posts round the world as a visiting professor he remains essentially a countryman. Last term he taught in an upstate New York college, but seeing him in the soulless urban grid of downtown Syracuse wearing an old tweed flat cap and long black overcoat, he could have been in an Irish agricultural town on market day as he casually engaged strangers on the street to ask for advice on finding a decent restaurant. Friends say he has extraordinary confidence in who he is and where he's from - he behaves pretty much the same way wherever is and whoever he is with.”",
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                        "text": "“and has a B.A. degree from Phillips University in Enid, Oklahoma. He has an M.A. degree from Eastern New Mexico University in Portales, New Mexico, an M.A. degree from the University of Texas at Austin, and a Ph.D. in Hebrew Studies from the University of Texas at Austin. From 1968 to June 1974, he was an instructor in Hebrew, Biblical History and Biblical Archaeology at the University of Texas at Austin. Dr. Blizzard is today a professor at the American Institute for Advanced Biblical Studies in Little Rock, Arkansas. Dr. Blizzard has spent much of his time in Israel and the Middle East in study and research. He has hosted over 500 television programs about Israel and Judaism for various television networks and is a frequent television and radio guest. He is”",
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                        "text": "“Kamishna … karibu,\" alisema Nafi huku akisimama na kutupa gazeti mezani na kuchukua karatasi ya faksi, iliyotumwa. \"Ahsante. Kuna nini …\" \"Kamishna, imekuja faksi kutoka Oslo kama nilivyokueleza – katika simu. Inakutaka haraka, kesho, lazima kesho, kuwahi kikao Alhamisi mjini Copenhagen,\" alisema Nafi huku akimpa kamishna karatasi ya faksi. \"Mjini Copenhagen!\" alisema kamishna kwa kutoamini. \"Ndiyo, kamishna … Sidhani kama kuna jambo la hatari lakini.\" \"Nafi, nini kimetokea!\" \"Kamishna … sijui. Kwa kweli sijui. Ilipofika, hii faksi, kitu cha kwanza niliongea na watu wa WIS kupata uthibitisho wao. Nao hawajui. Huenda ni mauaji ya jana ya Meksiko. Hii ni siri kubwa ya tume kamishna, na ndiyo maana Oslo wakaingilia kati.\" \"Ndiyo. Kila mtu ameyasikia mauaji ya Meksiko. Ni mabaya. Kinachonishangaza ni kwamba, jana niliongea na makamu … kuhusu mabadiliko ya katiba ya WODEA. Hakunambia chochote kuhusu mkutano wa kesho!\" \"Kamishna, nakusihi kuwa makini. Dalili zinaonyesha hali si nzuri hata kidogo. Hawa ni wadhalimu tu … wa madawa ya kulevya.\" \"Vyema!\" alijibu kamishna kwa jeuri na hasira. Halafu akaendelea, \"Kuna cha ziada?\" \"Ijumaa, kama tulivyoongea wiki iliyopita, nasafiri kwenda Afrika Kusini.\" \"Kikao kinafanyika Alhamisi, Nafi, huwezi kusafiri Ijumaa …\" \"Binti yangu atafukuzwa shule, kam …\" \"Nafi, ongea na chuo … wambie umepata dharura utaondoka Jumatatu; utawaona Jumanne … Fuata maadili ya kazi tafadhali. Safari yako si muhimu hivyo kulinganisha na tume!\" \"Sawa! Profesa. Niwie radhi, nimekuelewa, samahani sana. Samahani sana.”",
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                        "text": "Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty books as a Columbia professor, all right? You don't do that by holding hands with every at-risk undergraduate who says he's homesick, or he's turning gay, or the dog ate his term paper. I write about Lincoln, and freedom, and great ideas. I don't always have time for students. It's like Dean Martin used to say: if you want to talk, go to a priest. Hey -- what's the gun for?",
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                        "text": "Consider him in his highest incarnation: the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls a body of so-called knowledge that is fragmentary, unimportant, and, in large part, untrue. His whole professional activity is circumscribed by the prejudices, vanities and avarices of his university trustees, i.e., a committee of soap-boilers, nail manufacturers, bank-directors and politicians. The moment he offends these vermin he is undone. He cannot so much as think aloud without running a risk of having them fan his pantaloons.",
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                        "text": "“Cast away at the very bottom of the table was the Professor, shouting answers to the questions of a very inquisitive, deaf old gentleman on one side, and talking philosophy with a Frenchman on the other. If Amy had been here, she'd have turned her back on him forever because, sad to relate, he had a great appetite, and shoveled in his dinner in a manner which would have horrified 'her ladyship'. I didn't mind, for I like 'to see folks eat with a relish', as Hannah says, and the poor man must have needed a deal of food after teaching idiots all day. As”",
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