--- title: "7 Pretended Didn Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Pretended Didn quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Pretended Didn sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31b/georgia-cates-2156_quote_a-gentleman-would-have-pretended-he-didn_1014559.jpg" --- > [“A gentleman would have pretended he didn’t see those.” “I think we’ve established that I’m only a gentleman in public – not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgia-cates/a-gentleman-would-have-pretended-he-didn-t-see-those-i-think-we-ve/) [Georgia Cates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgia-cates/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/31b/georgia-cates-2156_quote_a-gentleman-would-have-pretended-he-didn_1014559.jpg) > [“I enlisted Rook’s help in wedging myself up into the corner of the settee, because I wasn’t sure I could sit upright…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/margaret-rogerson/i-enlisted-rook-s-help-in-wedging-myself-up-into-the-corner-of-the/) [Margaret Rogerson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/margaret-rogerson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8cc/margaret-rogerson-15651_quote_i-enlisted-rook-s-help-in-wedging-myself_1429508.jpg) > [“She always pretended to herself that she didn’t let Lauren help because she was trying to be the perfect mother-in-law, but really,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-moriarty/she-always-pretended-to-herself-that-she-didn-t-let-lauren-help/) [Liane Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liane-moriarty/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2a7/liane-moriarty-1135_family_she-always-pretended-to-herself-that-she_1681555.png) > [“People told me that if I ignored you, if I pretended that you didn’t bother me, you’d eventually give up and move…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-faria-stolarz/people-told-me-that-if-i-ignored-you-if-i-pretended-that-you-didn-t/) [Laurie Faria Stolarz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-faria-stolarz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/505/laurie-faria-stolarz-10096_bullying_people-told-me-that-if-i-ignored-you-if_2299584.png) > [For a while we pretended that we didn't have to end it, but we knew we had to say goodbye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ream/for-a-while-we-pretended-that-we-didn-t-have-to-end-it-but-we-knew-we/) [Ream](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ream/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/678/ream-5084_goodbye_for-a-while-we-pretended-that-we-didn-t_2364363.jpg) > [I am so mad at myself. I feel like I hate myself instead of hating you and I don't know if that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-am-so-mad-at-myself-i-feel-like-i-hate-myself-instead-of-hating-you/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/497/anonymous-1_anger_i-am-so-mad-at-myself-i-feel-like-i-hate_2440773.jpg) > [“Julia dealt with rules the way she later dealt with vegetarians; she pretended they didn't exist.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-spitz/julia-dealt-with-rules-the-way-she-later-dealt-with-vegetarians-she/) [Bob Spitz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-spitz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/bob-spitz-45119_food_julia-dealt-with-rules-the-way-she-later_3030541.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pretended-didn/#itemlist", "name": "Pretended Didn Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“A gentleman would have pretended he didn’t see those.” “I think we’ve established that I’m only a gentleman in public – not in the bedroom. 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I feel like I hate myself instead of hating you and I don't know if that's possible. Because I convinced myself I was over you and now I know it was all pretend...I pretended that I didn't look at you when you didn't notice I was. I pretended not to light up when you entered a room...I pretended not to be upset when we got in a fight. I pretended I didn't look forward to seeing you everyday. I pretended that I wasn't hurt when you broke my heart. I pretended I didn't miss you when you didn't come around. 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