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title: "2 Pretend Date Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [“For all intents and purposes, we’ll pretend this is a date. We’re going out to dinner and I suppose the place has a dance floor.” He gestured to the bare bit of carpet next to the front door, where she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dee-tenorio/for-all-intents-and-purposes-we-ll-pretend-this-is-a-date-we-re-going/)

[Dee Tenorio](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dee-tenorio/)

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> [“The main advantage about being over thirty is you no longer have to pretend you have a date on Friday night or even, lo and behold, that you want one. You can now easily say to yourself, "I hope no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikki-giovanni/the-main-advantage-about-being-over-thirty-is-you-no-longer-have-to/)

[Nikki Giovanni](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikki-giovanni/)

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