--- title: "16 Presidential Quotes By Jay Leno" description: "16 Presidential quotes by Jay Leno. Plus more from Jay Leno and more Presidential sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad5/jay-leno-210_al-gore_it-really-kind-of-looks-like-now-that-jo_2840691.png" --- > [It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/it-really-kind-of-looks-like-now-that-john-kerry-is-on-his-way-to-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad5/jay-leno-210_al-gore_it-really-kind-of-looks-like-now-that-jo_2840691.png) > [Experts are saying that President Bush's goal now is to politically humiliate Saddam Hussein. Why don't we just make him the next…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/experts-are-saying-that-president-bush-s-goal-now-is-to-politically/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/997/jay-leno-210_democratic_experts-are-saying-that-president-bush-s_1279597.png) > [Sen. Joe Biden, on the day of announcing his candidacy for president of the United States, called Barack Obama the first mainstream…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/sen-joe-biden-on-the-day-of-announcing-his-candidacy-for-president-of/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2d/jay-leno-210_african-american_sen-joe-biden-on-the-day-of-announcing-h_1493369.png) > [Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/republican-presidential-hopeful-mike-hucka-bs-is-attacking-actress/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a84/jay-leno-210_actresses_republican-presidential-hopeful-mike-huc_1917588.jpg) > [In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they-revealed-that-before-he-was/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/430/jay-leno-210_candidates_in-a-new-issue-of-esquire-magazine-they_1752528.jpg) > [At a press conference yesterday NASA announced that 2005 was the hottest year on record. It is so hot, and global warming…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/at-a-press-conference-yesterday-nasa-announced-that-2005-was-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c5f/jay-leno-210_al-gore_at-a-press-conference-yesterday-nasa-ann_2221811.png) > [Tonight the Republican presidential candidates had a big debate, 10 candidates. The last time that many rich white guys got together, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tonight-the-republican-presidential-candidates-had-a-big-debate-10/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d2/jay-leno-210_bigs_tonight-the-republican-presidential-cand_2871283.png) > [Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he got out of the draft because of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/presidential-democratic-front-runner-howard-dean-admitted-to-chris/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/058/jay-leno-210_dean_presidential-democratic-front-runner-how_1890273.png) > [John Kerry's victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/john-kerry-s-victory-over-howard-dean-has-completely-changed-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b86/jay-leno-210_changed_john-kerry-s-victory-over-howard-dean-ha_612158.png) > [The New York Times is reporting that back in the '60s, presidential candidate Howard Dean used a letter from a doctor about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-new-york-times-is-reporting-that-back-in-the-60s-presidential/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/222/jay-leno-210_bills_the-new-york-times-is-reporting-that-bac_2338498.png) > [President Obama was in Disney World today where he unveiled his new plan to create jobs. He was joined by Mickey Mouse…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/president-obama-was-in-disney-world-today-where-he-unveiled-his-new/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/351/jay-leno-210_behinds_president-obama-was-in-disney-world-toda_1959218.jpg) > [The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democratic-presidential-candidate/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c16/jay-leno-210_actresses_the-boston-globe-is-reporting-that-democ_1899546.png) > [With the presidential debates right around the corner, John Kerry is going to play Mitt Romney to help the President prepare for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/with-the-presidential-debates-right-around-the-corner-john-kerry-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8ab/jay-leno-210_around-the-corner_with-the-presidential-debates-right-arou_1417080.png) > [They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/they-say-john-kerry-is-the-first-democratic-presidential-candidate-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4d7/jay-leno-210_candidates_they-say-john-kerry-is-the-first-democra_945293.png) > [Yesterday all five living presidents gathered for the opening of the George W. Bush presidential library in Dallas. Well, six living presidents…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/yesterday-all-five-living-presidents-gathered-for-the-opening-of-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb4/jay-leno-210_dallas_yesterday-all-five-living-presidents-gat_2538524.jpg) > [Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/democratic-presidential-candidate-john-kerry-came-down-pretty-hard-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/670/jay-leno-210_candidates_democratic-presidential-candidate-john-k_1707056.jpg) ## Other authors on Presidential ## More by Jay Leno > [If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/if-you-restore-a-car-and-you-re-making-money-then-you-re-doing-it/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/bush-reiterated-his-stand-to-conservatives-opposing-his-decision-on/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Michael Jackson has a new baby boy; no word yet who the father is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/michael-jackson-has-a-new-baby-boy-no-word-yet-who-the-father-is/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [There is a nationwide shortage of drugs for Attention Deficit Disorder. The FDA says they're not sure how it happened. I guess somebody wasn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/there-is-a-nationwide-shortage-of-drugs-for-attention-deficit/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [“Leno said the rainy weather in California "couldn't have come at a worse possible time. Today was the day NBC was supposed to burn…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/leno-said-the-rainy-weather-in-california-couldn-t-have-come-at-a/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/donald-trump-said-he-will-not-decide-about-a-possible-run-for-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [American forces in Iraq found $650 million in American cash sealed in a hidden cottage. See, this is why President Bush wants to invade…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/american-forces-in-iraq-found-650-million-in-american-cash-sealed-in/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give up the idea. I'm only six feet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/i-wanted-to-have-a-career-in-sports-when-i-was-young-but-i-had-to/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Texas Gov. Rick Perry referred to the Mexican city of Juarez as the most dangerous city in America. In his defense, he probably just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/texas-gov-rick-perry-referred-to-the-mexican-city-of-juarez-as-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/you-can-tell-you-ate-too-much-for-thanksgiving-when-you-have-to-let/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Mayans have predicted the world is supposed to end on December 21. If the world doesn't end on December 21, you can bet…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-mayans-have-predicted-the-world-is-supposed-to-end-on-december-21/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/the-globe-reports-that-north-korean-dictator-kim-jong-il-raises-money/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Here is your government at work. A congressman from Colorado said he wants to draft a rule that would make it unethical to have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/here-is-your-government-at-work-a-congressman-from-colorado-said-he/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/jack-abramoff-is-going-to-testify-against-some-of-the-other-weasels/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) > [Tomorrow, America's most famous hockey mom, Sarah Palin, will drop the ceremonial first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers game. Right afterwards, she'll get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/tomorrow-america-s-most-famous-hockey-mom-sarah-palin-will-drop-the/) [Jay Leno](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-leno/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/presidential/jay-leno/#itemlist", "name": "16 Presidential Quotes By Jay Leno", "numberOfItems": 16, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. 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Apparently it curved too far to the left.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jay Leno" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-leno/presidential-democratic-front-runner-howard-dean-admitted-to-chris/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/058/jay-leno-210_dean_presidential-democratic-front-runner-how_1890273.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/058/jay-leno-210_dean_presidential-democratic-front-runner-how_1890273.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/058/jay-leno-210_dean_presidential-democratic-front-runner-how_1890273.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Presidential Democratic front-runner Howard Dean admitted to Chris Matthews on the 'Hardball' show that he…” — Jay Leno", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 9, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "John Kerry's victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. 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