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title: "13 Presidential Quotes By David Letterman"
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> [Have you seen these Republican presidential candidates? I bet Obama is sorry now that he spent all that money on the new…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/have-you-seen-these-republican-presidential-candidates-i-bet-obama-is/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Presidential candidate Howard Dean is now being attacked for dodging the draft. I never knew this about the guy - but now…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/presidential-candidate-howard-dean-is-now-being-attacked-for-dodging/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-by-the-way-is-i-think-making-his-first-presidential/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Republicans are having trouble luring Gov. Chris Christie into the presidential race. They should try pie.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/republicans-are-having-trouble-luring-gov-chris-christie-into-the/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/mitt-romney-two-time-republican-presidential-candidate-is-going-to/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/presidential-hopeful-jeb-bush-has-released-all-of-his-emails-i-d-like/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/the-first-presidential-debate-was-down-in-florida-residents-spent-all/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Herman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/herman-cain-has-suspended-his-presidential-campaign-but-he-has-asked/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [I heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-heard-this-today-and-i-thought-this-was-fascinating-and-interesting/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [New Republican Presidential candidate Jon Huntsman is fluent in Chinese. In a short period of time the Republicans have come quite a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/new-republican-presidential-candidate-jon-huntsman-is-fluent-in/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/mitt-romney-two-time-republican-presidential-hopeful-boxed-former/)

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> [Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-you-know-who-is-ready-to-go-with-the-presidential-campaign-jeb/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/the-2016-presidential-campaign-is-heating-up-can-you-feel-the/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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## Other authors on Presidential

## More by David Letterman

> [Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/two-things-you-need-to-know-about-taxes-they-ve-extended-the-deadline/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-kim-jong-un-the-evil-dictator-of-north-korea-apparently-a/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-s-the-first-day-of-spring-that-means-this-weekend-i-ll-take-down/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-are-a-lot-of-new-york-city-thanksgiving-traditions-for-example/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-can-hardly-wait-until-donald-trump-announces-his-celebrity-cabinet/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/experts-say-this-global-warming-is-serious-and-they-are-predicting/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/we-make-a-lot-of-fun-at-president-clinton-s-expense-but-this/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-m-worried-about-john-kerry-he-s-so-confident-now-that-he-s-already/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [“There is no off position on the genius”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-is-no-off-position-on-the-genius/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-vote-democrat-because-i-m-way-too-irresponsible-to-own-a-gun-and-i/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-i-think-there-is-a-heaven-uh-yeah-i-do-like-a-really-big-gymnasium/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/if-it-wasn-t-for-coffee-i-d-have-no-discernible-personality-at-all/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/well-we-re-just-a-couple-of-weeks-from-new-president-barack-obama/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/sometimes-when-you-look-in-his-eyes-you-get-the-feeling-that-someone/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-are-in-new-york-city-we-have-got-to/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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