--- title: "18 Presidential Quotes By Conan O'Brien" description: "18 Presidential quotes by Conan O'Brien. Plus more from Conan O'Brien and more Presidential sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37f/conan-o-brien-540_apologizing_during-the-democratic-presidential-debat_152133.jpg" --- > [During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. Then John Kerry apologized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/during-the-democratic-presidential-debate-howard-dean-started-off-by/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37f/conan-o-brien-540_apologizing_during-the-democratic-presidential-debat_152133.jpg) > [Jeb Bush is getting his presidential campaign in gear. Last week he said he supports a path to citizenship for immigrants. He…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/jeb-bush-is-getting-his-presidential-campaign-in-gear-last-week-he/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/45e/conan-o-brien-540_america_jeb-bush-is-getting-his-presidential-cam_1459855.jpg) > [Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-possible-presidential-candidate-donald-trump-released-his-birth/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a17/conan-o-brien-540_birth_today-possible-presidential-candidate-do_3061610.png) > [The U.S. unemployment rate is the lowest it's been in nearly seven years. The job sector that has seen the most growth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-u-s-unemployment-rate-is-the-lowest-it-s-been-in-nearly-seven/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c11/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_the-u-s-unemployment-rate-is-the-lowest_380364.png) > [Former President George W. Bush has hired a man to lead his presidential think tank in Dallas. The man was hired because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/former-president-george-w-bush-has-hired-a-man-to-lead-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c2/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_former-president-george-w-bush-has-hired_1986709.png) > [President Obama, by the way, has set a Guinness World Record as the fastest person to get a million Twitter followers. Obama…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-by-the-way-has-set-a-guinness-world-record-as-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e3e/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_president-obama-by-the-way-has-set-a-gui_2650410.png) > [Today the Washington Post did an article; they compared the 2008 presidential election to the 1932 presidential election. They did a comparison,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/today-the-washington-post-did-an-article-they-compared-the-2008/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c2/conan-o-brien-540_articles_today-the-washington-post-did-an-article_797975.jpg) > [A comic book publisher says he's trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-comic-book-publisher-says-he-s-trying-to-increase-voter-turnout-in/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5f4/conan-o-brien-540_barack_a-comic-book-publisher-says-he-s-trying_1756497.png) > [People are already talking about the next presidential election. There's stories all over about who might run. At a recent speech, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-are-already-talking-about-the-next-presidential-election-there/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ea/conan-o-brien-540_can-t-win_people-are-already-talking-about-the-nex_368679.jpg) > [Last night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin drew much higher ratings than the presidential debate. Did you know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/last-night-s-vice-presidential-debate-between-joe-biden-and-sarah/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/034/conan-o-brien-540_appearance_last-night-s-vice-presidential-debate-be_1090707.png) > [President Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, 'Great, who's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-has-decided-that-he-wants-his-presidential-library-to/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5c0/conan-o-brien-540_chicago_president-obama-has-decided-that-he-want_1678358.jpg) > [It's starting to look like Donald Trump may be a serious presidential candidate. If you're in my line of work, Trump running…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/it-s-starting-to-look-like-donald-trump-may-be-a-serious-presidential/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/541/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_it-s-starting-to-look-like-donald-trump_1285719.png) > [A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-presidential-poll-reveals-that-democrats-have-the-edge-among/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9aa/conan-o-brien-540_democracy_a-new-presidential-poll-reveals-that-dem_1119822.jpg) > [Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/rick-perry-dropped-out-of-the-presidential-race-when-asked-what-went/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6e/conan-o-brien-540_america_rick-perry-dropped-out-of-the-presidenti_667587.png) > [On Election Day, Ralph Nader will appear on the presidential ballot in only 45 states. Yeah, Nader said, this is really disappointing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/on-election-day-ralph-nader-will-appear-on-the-presidential-ballot-in/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e0/conan-o-brien-540_ballots_on-election-day-ralph-nader-will-appear_1886430.png) > [Presidential candidate Donald Trump had a meeting with Ted Cruz. He said he does not know why he agreed to fly to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/presidential-candidate-donald-trump-had-a-meeting-with-ted-cruz-he/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/562/conan-o-brien-540_candidates_presidential-candidate-donald-trump-had_2757451.png) > [In an interview, former vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan said he does not have a racist bone in his body. However, he admitted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/in-an-interview-former-vice-presidential-candidate-paul-ryan-said-he/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/953/conan-o-brien-540_body_in-an-interview-former-vice-presidential_2807068.png) > [Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/presidential-campaign-getting-kind-of-ugly-did-you-hear-about-this/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b0/conan-o-brien-540_affair_presidential-campaign-getting-kind-of-ug_2138216.png) ## Other authors on Presidential ## More by Conan O'Brien > [A federal court has ruled that the U.S. Postal Service must reduce its stamp prices. The change in stamp prices is expected to affect…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-federal-court-has-ruled-that-the-u-s-postal-service-must-reduce-its/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/nbc-is-making-a-movie-about-martha-stewart-that-will-cover-the-recent/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/people-should-say-no-comment-more-often-no-comment-i-love-no-comment/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-study-reveals-that-one-third-of-babies-in-the-u-s-have-used-a/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/martha-stewart-showed-up-at-manhattan-fbi-headquarters-to-have-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The big story today, Barack Obama was accused of insulting Sarah Palin when he criticized Republican policies by saying, you can put lipstick on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-big-story-today-barack-obama-was-accused-of-insulting-sarah-palin/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [LEGO has announced that they are shutting down their U.S. factory and moving it to Canada. LEGO employees say it's their fault because they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/lego-has-announced-that-they-are-shutting-down-their-u-s-factory-and/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/a-new-survey-reveals-that-women-would-rather-give-up-sex-than-give-up/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [Yesterday the DEA raided several NFL teams suspected of giving prescription painkillers to their players. In its defense, the New York Jets' doctor said,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/yesterday-the-dea-raided-several-nfl-teams-suspected-of-giving/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-gave-a-speech-about-healthcare-tonight-and-yesterday/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/the-first-thing-men-notice-about-a-woman-is-her-eyes-then-when-her/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [“Disappointment leads to clarity, which leads to conviction and true originality.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/disappointment-leads-to-clarity-which-leads-to-conviction-and-true/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/john-travolta-said-he-sometimes-lets-his-friends-take-control-of-his/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-filled-in-as-the-coach-of-his-daughter-sasha-s/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) > [President Obama and Vladimir Putin are both in China attending the same economic summit. Obama saw Putin and said, 'After those midterms, it's nice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/conan-o-brien/president-obama-and-vladimir-putin-are-both-in-china-attending-the/) [Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/conan-o-brien/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/presidential/conan-o-brien/#itemlist", "name": "18 Presidential Quotes By Conan O'Brien", "numberOfItems": 18, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. 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