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title: "25 President obama Quotes By David Letterman"
description: "25 President obama quotes by David Letterman. Plus more from David Letterman and more President obama sayings from other authors."
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> [President Obama is going to take two weeks to unwind, as opposed to President Bush, who never wound.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-is-going-to-take-two-weeks-to-unwind-as-opposed-to/)

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> [What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/what-a-day-it-s-53-and-gloomy-like-president-obama/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/iraq-is-so-bad-that-president-obama-phoned-hillary-clinton-and-asked/)

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> [President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-is-in-china-today-he-visited-the-kids-who-make-our/)

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> [President Obama and his family are spending the holidays in Hawaii, and while they're gone, they got a fence jumper to house…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-and-his-family-are-spending-the-holidays-in-hawaii/)

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> [It turns out that President Obama has acid reflux. He had a sore throat, went to the hospital, and they diagnosed it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-turns-out-that-president-obama-has-acid-reflux-he-had-a-sore/)

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> [One of the dogs in the competition, a Portuguese Water Dog, is related to President Obama's dog, Bo. But they only see…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/one-of-the-dogs-in-the-competition-a-portuguese-water-dog-is-related/)

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> [President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-is-in-china-also-in-china-is-evil-russian-dictator/)

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> [President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He's going to keep travelling until he finds his birth certificate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-went-to-india-south-korea-then-japan-he-s-going-to/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-and-his-wife-are-going-to-kenya-donald-trump-said/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [Donald Trump is attacking President Obama's background. And I said, 'Wait a minute, Trump also is from a mixed background. He's half…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/donald-trump-is-attacking-president-obama-s-background-and-i-said/)

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> [President Obama, by the way, is, I think, making his first presidential European trip. And while he's there in Europe, he plans…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-by-the-way-is-i-think-making-his-first-presidential/)

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> [Once you're president, you can't go anywhere without causing trouble. President Obama shows up in China, he's chewing gum, they go crazy.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/once-you-re-president-you-can-t-go-anywhere-without-causing-trouble/)

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> [You probably heard about the big prisoner swap with Cuba. A man who has been incarcerated in Havana for five years is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-probably-heard-about-the-big-prisoner-swap-with-cuba-a-man-who/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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> [President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-is-sending-a-couple-hundred-troops-to-iraq-we-spent/)

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> [President Obama's trying to work out a nuclear deal with Iran, and the Republicans are steamed. They got together and sent Iran…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-s-trying-to-work-out-a-nuclear-deal-with-iran-and-the/)

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> [President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-says-he-wants-to-put-an-end-to-the-policy-don-t-ask/)

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> [A new survey indicates that Obama supporters love iPhones. So if you have an iPhone, chances are you are going to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/a-new-survey-indicates-that-obama-supporters-love-iphones-so-if-you/)

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> [Over the weekend, of course, down there in Washington, D.C., they had the big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do you know who…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/over-the-weekend-of-course-down-there-in-washington-d-c-they-had-the/)

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> [President Obama has two years left as president. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets to appoint two new Kardashian husbands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-has-two-years-left-as-president-i-wouldn-t-be/)

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> [People are kind of upset with British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward. Over the weekend, he was out on his yacht. And when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/people-are-kind-of-upset-with-british-petroleum-ceo-tony-hayward-over/)

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> [It was announced that President Obama and his wife, when they're finished in Washington, are moving to New York City. The guy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-was-announced-that-president-obama-and-his-wife-when-they-re/)

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> [President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/president-obama-is-sending-troops-back-to-iraq-he-said-don-t-worry-we/)

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> [Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/somebody-threw-a-book-at-president-obama-if-you-re-trying-to-scare-a/)

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> [They're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/they-re-saying-president-obama-doesn-t-have-any-friends-the-problem/)

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## Other authors on President obama

## More by David Letterman

> [Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/two-things-you-need-to-know-about-taxes-they-ve-extended-the-deadline/)

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> [You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/you-know-kim-jong-un-the-evil-dictator-of-north-korea-apparently-a/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/it-s-the-first-day-of-spring-that-means-this-weekend-i-ll-take-down/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-are-a-lot-of-new-york-city-thanksgiving-traditions-for-example/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-can-hardly-wait-until-donald-trump-announces-his-celebrity-cabinet/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/experts-say-this-global-warming-is-serious-and-they-are-predicting/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/we-make-a-lot-of-fun-at-president-clinton-s-expense-but-this/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-m-worried-about-john-kerry-he-s-so-confident-now-that-he-s-already/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [“There is no off position on the genius”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/there-is-no-off-position-on-the-genius/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/i-vote-democrat-because-i-m-way-too-irresponsible-to-own-a-gun-and-i/)

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> [Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/do-i-think-there-is-a-heaven-uh-yeah-i-do-like-a-really-big-gymnasium/)

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> [If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/if-it-wasn-t-for-coffee-i-d-have-no-discernible-personality-at-all/)

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> [Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/well-we-re-just-a-couple-of-weeks-from-new-president-barack-obama/)

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> [Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/sometimes-when-you-look-in-his-eyes-you-get-the-feeling-that-someone/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

> [Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-letterman/prince-william-and-kate-middleton-are-in-new-york-city-we-have-got-to/)

[David Letterman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-letterman/)

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