--- title: "1 Pregnancies Quotes By Green Monk" description: "1 Pregnancies quotes by Green Monk. Plus more from Green Monk and more Pregnancies sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/green-monk-388_funny_alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-p_1962797.jpg" --- > [Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-pregnancies/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/green-monk-388_funny_alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-p_1962797.jpg) ## More by Green Monk > [I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-wonder-if-you-have-unprotected-phone-sex-if-you-can-get-hearing-aids/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/women-fake-headaches-to-get-out-of-having-sex-with-their-man-and-men/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-ve-been-told-by-so-many-women-that-i-m-a-great-listener-a-majority/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/scientists-have-found-that-women-share-the-same-dna-as-prawns-their/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/when-someone-is-mad-and-asks-you-do-i-look-stupid-don-t-answer-them/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-would-just-like-to-point-something-out-to-you-the-exit/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/passion-is-a-strong-emotional-desire-of-love-and-hate-to-humans-or/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/you-may-love-a-girl-very-deeply-but-u-cannot-express-it-more-deeper/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/sign-on-the-abortion-clinic-don-t-kid-yourself/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/note-to-females-you-cant-blame-the-entire-male-genre-just-because-you/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/that-awkward-moment-when-you-can-t-understand-what-someone-has-said/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/bitch-i-tweet-like-everyone-hates-me/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/life-should-come-with-a-remote-there-are-so-many-moments-i-d-give-up/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-wish-twitter-would-notify-me-when-someone-un-followed-me-that-way-i/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) > [I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-like-those-birthday-reminders-on-facebook-because-occasionally-they/) [Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pregnancies/green-monk/#itemlist", "name": "1 Pregnancies Quotes By Green Monk", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies…", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Green Monk" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-pregnancies/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/green-monk-388_funny_alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-p_1962797.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/green-monk-388_funny_alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-p_1962797.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/green-monk-388_funny_alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-p_1962797.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Alcohol warning: Too much might lead to pregnancies…” — Green Monk", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pregnancies/green-monk/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pregnancies/green-monk/", "name": "Pregnancies Quotes by Green Monk", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pregnancies/green-monk/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/80e/green-monk-388_funny_alcohol-warning-too-much-might-lead-to-p_1962797.jpg" }, "description": "1 Pregnancies quotes by Green Monk. 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