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> [“But I knew this much: how could anyone with half a brain would want to live in a vast, cold place like Russia which was controlled by a few old farts in furry hats and where everyone was barred from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/but-i-knew-this-much-how-could-anyone-with-half-a-brain-would-want-to/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

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## More by Patric Juillet

> [“For too many questions there’s only one vague answer: God was everywhere (Martin once remarked: not in my undies!), accompanied by a thinly veiled…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/for-too-many-questions-there-s-only-one-vague-answer-god-was/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“Crabs and medusas were my natural enemies. Crabs because I once got bitten on my bum as I had fallen asleep on a rock…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/crabs-and-medusas-were-my-natural-enemies-crabs-because-i-once-got/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“what were you doing there at ten o’clock at night when all good Catholic boys are fast asleep?” “It was eleven o’clock, Father.” “Even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/what-were-you-doing-there-at-ten-o-clock-at-night-when-all-good/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“it is my duty to report the following description, mainly because if ugliness was a sin, Madame Catina’s chances of reaching heaven would be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/it-is-my-duty-to-report-the-following-description-mainly-because-if/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“The Gruyère cousins were waiters from a nearby village. It wasn’t their real name. Eloise had nicknamed them Gruyère because they were forgetful, you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/the-gruy-re-cousins-were-waiters-from-a-nearby-village-it-wasn-t/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“In short, I could be bought for a giant plate of sardines,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/in-short-i-could-be-bought-for-a-giant-plate-of-sardines/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“           •   On dunces: in the old days, if you were found out to be a dunce on any given subject you would have been asked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/on-dunces-in-the-old-days-if-you-were-found-out-to-be-a-dunce-on-any/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“I took out the round, crusty bread and made a hole in the centre with my thumb. Then I opened the tin of sardines…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/i-took-out-the-round-crusty-bread-and-made-a-hole-in-the-centre-with/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“But I knew this much: how could anyone with half a brain would want to live in a vast, cold place like Russia which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/but-i-knew-this-much-how-could-anyone-with-half-a-brain-would-want-to/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“The Holy Ghost? What was a Holy Ghost? A ghost with upper connections? A sacred linen sheet with holes for eyes that roamed around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/the-holy-ghost-what-was-a-holy-ghost-a-ghost-with-upper-connections-a/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“In ancient Greece, some people did that for a living. They would just sit on a tree branch or a stone bench and ponder,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/in-ancient-greece-some-people-did-that-for-a-living-they-would-just/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“           •   On dogs: dogs are cleverer than we think. Everything in their world is indexed and catalogued, taking no one and nothing for granted and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/on-dogs-dogs-are-cleverer-than-we-think-everything-in-their-world-is/)

[Patric Juillet](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patric-juillet/)

> [“and Fanfan, a single pen must be used, you understand what I’m saying?” “Yes, Monsieur Noiraud,” I said. I knew very well what he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patric-juillet/and-fanfan-a-single-pen-must-be-used-you-understand-what-i-m-saying/)

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