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title: "67 Pothead Quotes by 34 authors"
description: "Browse 67 Pothead quotes by 34 authors. Discover the best Pothead sayings and thoughts."
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> [Dave's not here man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chong/dave-s-not-here-man/)

[Chong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chong/)

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> [Leaf Us Alone!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/leaf-us-alone/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Start the day off right with a wake and bake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/start-the-day-off-right-with-a-wake-and-bake/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Nothing says 'I love you' like a bag of weed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/nothing-says-i-love-you-like-a-bag-of-weed/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dont-hog-that-spliff-it-doesnt-grow-on-trees-man/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Life is boring without weed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-is-boring-without-weed/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-washington/make-the-most-of-the-hemp-seed-and-sow-it-everywhere/)

[George Washington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-washington/)

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> [If I get high, stop being so uptight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kid-rock/if-i-get-high-stop-being-so-uptight/)

[Kid Rock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kid-rock/)

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> [Start the day right with a wake and bake.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/start-the-day-right-with-a-wake-and-bake/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/happy-420-pass-the-dutchie-pon-the-left-hand-side/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-was-about-to-write-a-good-quote-but-then-i-got-high-and-forgot-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/happy-420-enjoy-prison-when-they-do-a-happy-421-national-drug-test-day/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Weeeeeed Is For PotHeads! Listen Your Not A Pothead, So Give It To Me?( :](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddisonndoppest/weeeeeed-is-for-potheads-listen-your-not-a-pothead-so-give-it-to-me/)

[MaddisonnDoppest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddisonndoppest/)

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> [If You Pass Out Immediately After Smoking, Your Not A Pothead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wiz-khalifa/if-you-pass-out-immediately-after-smoking-your-not-a-pothead/)

[Wiz Khalifa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wiz-khalifa/)

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> [If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-weed-is-a-plant-and-plants-are-life-then-wouldn-t-smoking-weed-be/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If I get stoned, and sing all night long... itsa family tradition.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hank-williams-jr/if-i-get-stoned-and-sing-all-night-long-itsa-family-tradition/)

[Hank Williams Jr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hank-williams-jr/)

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> [Rise and shine potheads, Mary Jane isn't going to hit Herself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-marley/rise-and-shine-potheads-mary-jane-isn-t-going-to-hit-herself/)

[Bob Marley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-marley/)

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> [I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/i-now-realize-that-taking-drugs-was-like-taking-an-aspirin-without/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louis-armstrong/it-really-puzzles-me-to-see-marijuana-connected-with-narcotics-dope/)

[Louis Armstrong](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louis-armstrong/)

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> [I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-go-to-class-before-i-got-high-i-coulda-cheated-and-i/)

[Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/)

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> [There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/there-is-a-chemical-in-weed-called-fuck-it-and-if-you-can-just-get/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy-warhol/happy-420-dont-hate-the-smokers-live-your-life-and-dont-judge-others/)

[Andy Warhol](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy-warhol/)

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> [I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/afroman/i-was-gonna-make-love-to-you-but-then-i-got-high-i-was-gonna-eat-yo/)

[Afroman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/afroman/)

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> [Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ralphie-may/jesus-was-a-pothead-long-hair-beard-sandals-carpenter-do-the-math-it/)

[Ralphie May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ralphie-may/)

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> [I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-know-you-don-t-smoke-weed-i-know-this-but-i-m-gonna-get-you-high-2/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbey-hofmann/instead-of-all-of-this-energy-and-effort-directed-at-the-war-to-end/)

[Abbey Hofmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbey-hofmann/)

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> [“I don’t look stoned?” My heart began to pound. The classic aim of a pothead is always to look perfectly straight—and if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/i-don-t-look-stoned-my-heart-began-to-pound-the-classic-aim-of-a/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

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> [After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/after-years-of-research-in-multiple-locations-with-pot-smokers-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-maher/a-new-biography-came-out-that-says-that-in-high-school-obama-was-a/)

[Bill Maher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-maher/)

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> [I was a big pothead for a short period. That was what ticked me off that I shouldn't go near hard drugs,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/i-was-a-big-pothead-for-a-short-period-that-was-what-ticked-me-off/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

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> [If the food were alive, would it think we were giants?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-the-food-were-alive-would-it-think-we-were-giants/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [When does cpr become necrophilia?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/doug/when-does-cpr-become-necrophilia/)

[Doug](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/doug/)

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> [Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/marijuana-leads-to-pacifism-and-communist-brainwashing/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some people go to high school... others go to school high.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/some-people-go-to-high-school-others-go-to-school-high/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/teia-baxter/if-youre-high-on-life-already-just-imagine-how-great-youd-feel-after/)

[Teia Baxter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/teia-baxter/)

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> [It'd be fun to have down syndrome, all bright eyed and wondering.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-d-be-fun-to-have-down-syndrome-all-bright-eyed-and-wondering/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n\*gga pie! -Shorty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/scary-movie/i-got-papers-blunts-bongs-all-the-ingredients-to-make-a-high-n-gga/)

[Scary Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/scary-movie/)

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> [Rise and shine potheads, Mary Jane isnt going to hit herself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/this-chick-pretty/rise-and-shine-potheads-mary-jane-isnt-going-to-hit-herself/)

[This\_Chick\_Pretty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/this-chick-pretty/)

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> [As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/as-part-of-a-balanced-breakfast-on-4-20-don-t-forget-to-eat-your/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andy/i-m-glad-our-last-name-isnt-drew-cuz-then-youd-be-nancy-drew-and-i-d/)

[Andy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andy/)

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## Top authors on Pothead

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b003/author-afroman-9710.jpg) Afroman 8 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pothead/afroman/)

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