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title: "120 Potato chips Quotes by 104 authors"
description: "Browse 120 Potato chips quotes by 104 authors. Discover the best Potato chips sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-t-bernard/would-you-buy-potato-chips-that-listed-potato-by-product-or-potato/)

Michelle T. Bernard

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> [Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/cats-are-like-potato-chips-you-can-never-have-just-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/hot-dogs-and-red-vines-and-potato-chips-and-french-fries-are-my/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/murder-is-like-potato-chips-you-can-t-stop-with-just-one/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-used-a-bag-of-potato-chips-as-a-sock-once-roll-tide/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-sowell/government-bailouts-are-like-potato-chips-you-can-t-stop-with-just-one/)

[Thomas Sowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-sowell/)

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> [Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-duane/reading-one-book-is-like-eating-one-potato-chip/)

[Diane Duane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-duane/)

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> [If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-cisneros/if-you-re-poor-potato-chips-are-the-food-of-life-for-you-it-s-the/)

[Sandra Cisneros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-cisneros/)

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> [When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-mencia/when-white-people-eat-potato-chips-they-re-called-white-people-when/)

[Carlos Mencia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-mencia/)

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> [“I threw my arms around his neck and pressed my mouth against his; he tasted salty, like potato chips. It was delicious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-hosie/i-threw-my-arms-around-his-neck-and-pressed-my-mouth-against-his-he/)

Donna Hosie

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> [A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/a-vampire-victim-i-d-never-seen-a-lone-kill-they-were-like-potato/)

[Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/)

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> [We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, cheeseburgers, French fries, potato chips, junk food.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joel-fuhrman/we-have-these-weapons-of-mass-destruction-on-every-street-corner-and/)

[Joel Fuhrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joel-fuhrman/)

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> [Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-ebert/going-to-a-movie-so-you-won-t-be-offended-is-like-eating-potato-chips/)

[Roger Ebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-ebert/)

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> [“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-lost/they-re-your-guilty-pleasure-you-have-some-tucked-away-in-your-office/)

[Loretta Lost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-lost/)

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> [“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-sit-on-the-sofa-eating-potato-chips-while-wearing-one-of/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/the-highly-motivated-people-in-society-are-the-ones-causing-all-the/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

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> [I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-mostly-eat-peanut-butter-sandwiches-peanut-butter-and-banana-peanut/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/macaulay-culkin/i-do-have-a-family-and-i-do-have-friends-and-so-called-friends-and/)

[Macaulay Culkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/macaulay-culkin/)

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> [I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nene-leakes/i-m-a-big-potato-chip-girl-i-don-t-like-chocolate-and-cakes-and-all/)

[NeNe Leakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nene-leakes/)

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> [Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chazz-palminteri/oh-great-reviews-are-the-worst-they-mislead-you-more-than-the-bad/)

[Chazz Palminteri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chazz-palminteri/)

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> [“Principal Principal stormed in yesterday, smelling pleasure. His mustache moved up and down, a radar sweep for all things unruly. An unseen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/principal-principal-stormed-in-yesterday-smelling-pleasure-his/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-worst-thing-about-television-is-that-everybody-you-see-on/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/rule-number-one-of-anime-simon-said-he-sat-propped-up-against-a-pile/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-schiff/we-are-often-too-late-with-our-brilliance-we-are-on-time-delay-the/)

[Richard Schiff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-schiff/)

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> [“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-am-plenty-romantic-just-this-morning-while-he-slept-i-had-left/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

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> [Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didnt see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/experts-in-ancient-greek-culture-say-that-people-back-then-didnt-see/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. "I don't want you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/at-one-store-gansey-had-started-to-pay-for-blue-s-potato-chips-and/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

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> [“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elaine-dundy/the-world-is-wide-wide-wide-and-i-am-young-young-young-and-we-re-all-2/)

[Elaine Dundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elaine-dundy/)

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> [“Things break all the time. Glass, and dishes, and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/things-break-all-the-time-glass-and-dishes-and-fingernails-cars-and/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [“Fat men in tank tops drank beer while the women and children streamed back and forth between the tables and their battered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/fat-men-in-tank-tops-drank-beer-while-the-women-and-children-streamed/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“there are clear distinctions between what it takes to be decent, what it takes to be good, what it takes to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-waitzkin/there-are-clear-distinctions-between-what-it-takes-to-be-decent-what/)

[Josh Waitzkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-waitzkin/)

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> [“Oh, for fuck's sake, quit being pussies." Montana leaned against the doorframe, Coke in hand. "You hit me. I left. Billy got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sean-michael/oh-for-fuck-s-sake-quit-being-pussies-montana-leaned-against-the/)

[Sean Michael](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sean-michael/)

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> [“Keep your whiskers crisp and clean. Do not let the mice grow lean. Do not let yourself grow fat Like a common…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-willard/keep-your-whiskers-crisp-and-clean-do-not-let-the-mice-grow-lean-do/)

[Nancy Willard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-willard/)

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> [“Despite the differences in their ages, I still thought of them as adventurous girls. It never occurred to me that they might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/captain-hank-bracker-seawater-one/despite-the-differences-in-their-ages-i-still-thought-of-them-as/)

Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One

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> [“How do you expect me to provide you with a demon tear if I don’t have a body? I can’t cry you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-mahoney/how-do-you-expect-me-to-provide-you-with-a-demon-tear-if-i-don-t-have/)

[Karen Mahoney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-mahoney/)

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> [“Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, I’ll think of when we first met, of the newness of each other’s body,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/sometimes-when-i-find-it-hard-to-sleep-i-ll-think-of-when-we-first/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [“I remember reading about these primitive initiation rituals in school. They had one where they take the kid way out into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-tharp/i-remember-reading-about-these-primitive-initiation-rituals-in-school/)

[Tim Tharp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-tharp/)

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> [“Occasionally, in the stillness of a taxi or an airplane, she would catalog the pleasures she had lost. Cigarettes. Chewing gum. Strong…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-brockmeier/occasionally-in-the-stillness-of-a-taxi-or-an-airplane-she-would/)

[Kevin Brockmeier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-brockmeier/)

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> [“We'll start with oysters on the half shell and homemade salt-and-pepper potato chips, just to whet the appetites. Then a wedge salad…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stacey-ballis/we-ll-start-with-oysters-on-the-half-shell-and-homemade-salt-and/)

[Stacey Ballis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stacey-ballis/)

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> [“Parents can project into the future; their young children, anchored in the present, have a much harder time of it. This difference…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-senior/parents-can-project-into-the-future-their-young-children-anchored-in/)

[Jennifer Senior](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-senior/)

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                        "text": "Rule number one of anime,\" Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. \"Never screw with a blind monk.",
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                        "text": "“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?”",
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                        "text": "Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didnt see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had a thought, it occurred to them as a god or goddess giving an order. Apollo was telling them to be brave. Athena was telling them to fall in love. Now people hear a commercial for sour cream potato chips and rush out to buy, but now they call this free will. At least the ancient Greeks were being honest.",
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                        "text": "At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. \"I don't want you to buy me food!\" Blue said. \"If you pay for it, then it's like I'm... be---be---\" \"Beholden to me?\" Gansey suggested pleasantly. \"Don't put words into my mouth.\" \"It was your word.\" \"You assumed it was my word. You can't just go around assuming.\" \"But that is what you meant, isn't it?\" She scowled. \"I'm done with this conversation.",
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                        "text": "“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very hungry but we didn’t want to leave, so we ate there. We had chicken sandwiches; boy, the chicken of the century. Dry, wry, and tender, the dryness sort of rubbing against your tongue on soft, bouncy white bread with slivers of juicy wet pickles. Then we had some very salty potato chips and some olives stuffed with pimentos and some Indian nuts and some tiny pearl onions and some more popcorn. Then we washed the whole thing down with iced martinis and finished up with large cups of strong black coffee and cigarettes. One of my really great meals.”",
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                        "text": "“Things break all the time. Glass, and dishes, and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a horse, a dollar. You can break the ice. There are coffee breaks and lunch breaks and prison breaks. Day breaks, waves break, voices break. Chains can be broken. So can silence and fever. Promises break. Hearts break. Fault lines: these are the places where the earth breaks apart, these are the spots where earthquakes originate, where volcanoes are born. Or in other words: the world is crumbling under us; it's the solid ground beneath our feet that's an illusion.”",
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                        "text": "“Fat men in tank tops drank beer while the women and children streamed back and forth between the tables and their battered station wagons, bringing ice chests and boxes of potato chips and marshmallows. A little dog was doing circles around the kids' legs. The far curb of the turnout lane was lined with semis, the cabs dark and the drivers inside sleeping or shaving or eating, staring at the horizon and thinking whatever it is truckers think.”",
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                        "text": "“there are clear distinctions between what it takes to be decent, what it takes to be good, what it takes to be great, and what it takes to be among the best. If your goal is to be mediocre, then you have a considerable margin for error. You can get depressed when fired and mope around waiting for someone to call with a new job offer. If you hurt your toe, you can take six weeks watching television and eating potato chips.”",
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                        "text": "“Oh, for fuck's sake, quit being pussies.\" Montana leaned against the doorframe, Coke in hand. \"You hit me. I left. Billy got shot. You have this weird...brain thing.\" Those dark eyes met Jack's. \"I don't know what's wrong with you, except that you got that ADD thing, and hey, that's not criminal. You are Billy's friends. I'm Billy's, period. I'm not leaving. You're not leaving. You hit me again, and I'll hit you back. Hard. Now, can we all stop being weird-assed people and eat some fucking potato chips from a bag?”",
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                        "text": "“Keep your whiskers crisp and clean. Do not let the mice grow lean. Do not let yourself grow fat Like a common kitchen cat. Have you set the kittens free? Do they sometimes ask for me? Is our catnip growing tall? Did you patch the garden wall? Clouds are gentle walls that hide Gardens on the other side. Tell the tabby cats I take All my meals with William Blake, Lunch at noon tea at four, Served in splendor on the shore At the tinkling of a bell. Tell them I am sleeping well. Tell them I have come so far, Brought by Blake's celestial cat, Buffeted by wind and rain, I may not get home again. Take this message to my friends. Say the King of Catnip sends To the cat who winds his clocks A thousand sunsets in a box, To the cat who brings the ice The shadows of a dozen mice (serve them with assorted dips and eat them like potato chips), And to the cat who guards his door A net for catching stars, and more (if patience he abide): Catnip from the other side.”",
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                        "text": "“Occasionally, in the stillness of a taxi or an airplane, she would catalog the pleasures she had lost. Cigarettes. Chewing gum. Strong mint toothpaste. Any food with hard edges or sharp corners that could pierce or abrade the inside of her mouth: potato chips, croutons, crunchy peanut butter. Any food that was more than infinitesimally, protozoically, spicy or tangy or salty or acidic: pesto or Worcestershire sauce, wasabi or anchovies, tomato juice or movie-theater popcorn. Certain pamphlets and magazines whose paper carried a caustic wafting chemical scent she could taste as she turned the pages. Perfume. Incense. Library books. Long hours of easy conversation. The ability to lick an envelope without worrying that the glue had irritated her mouth. The knowledge that if she heard a song she liked, she could sing along to it in all her dreadful jubilant tunelessness. The faith that if she bit her tongue, she would soon feel better rather than worse.”",
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