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title: "139 Potato Chip Quotes by 120 authors"
description: "Browse 139 Potato Chip quotes by 120 authors. Discover the best Potato Chip sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Would you buy potato chips that listed potato by-product or potato digest as an ingredient”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michelle-t-bernard/would-you-buy-potato-chips-that-listed-potato-by-product-or-potato/)

Michelle T. Bernard

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> [Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/cats-are-like-potato-chips-you-can-never-have-just-one/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/betty-white/hot-dogs-and-red-vines-and-potato-chips-and-french-fries-are-my/)

[Betty White](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/betty-white/)

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> [Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-king/murder-is-like-potato-chips-you-can-t-stop-with-just-one/)

[Stephen King](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-king/)

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> [“I used a bag of potato chips as a sock once. Roll Tide!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-used-a-bag-of-potato-chips-as-a-sock-once-roll-tide/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-sowell/government-bailouts-are-like-potato-chips-you-can-t-stop-with-just-one/)

[Thomas Sowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-sowell/)

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> [Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/diane-duane/reading-one-book-is-like-eating-one-potato-chip/)

[Diane Duane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/diane-duane/)

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> [If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-cisneros/if-you-re-poor-potato-chips-are-the-food-of-life-for-you-it-s-the/)

[Sandra Cisneros](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-cisneros/)

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> [When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carlos-mencia/when-white-people-eat-potato-chips-they-re-called-white-people-when/)

[Carlos Mencia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carlos-mencia/)

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> [“I threw my arms around his neck and pressed my mouth against his; he tasted salty, like potato chips. It was delicious.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-hosie/i-threw-my-arms-around-his-neck-and-pressed-my-mouth-against-his-he/)

Donna Hosie

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> [A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurell-k-hamilton/a-vampire-victim-i-d-never-seen-a-lone-kill-they-were-like-potato/)

[Laurell K. Hamilton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurell-k-hamilton/)

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> [We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, cheeseburgers, French fries, potato chips, junk food.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joel-fuhrman/we-have-these-weapons-of-mass-destruction-on-every-street-corner-and/)

[Joel Fuhrman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joel-fuhrman/)

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> [Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roger-ebert/going-to-a-movie-so-you-won-t-be-offended-is-like-eating-potato-chips/)

[Roger Ebert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roger-ebert/)

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> [“Putting the brakes on is not an easy thing for a vamp to do. It's kind of like a shark trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-grayson/putting-the-brakes-on-is-not-an-easy-thing-for-a-vamp-to-do-it-s-kind/)

Jim Grayson

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> [“They’re your guilty pleasure. You have some tucked away in your office at work, and all over your house... you can never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/loretta-lost/they-re-your-guilty-pleasure-you-have-some-tucked-away-in-your-office/)

[Loretta Lost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/loretta-lost/)

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> [“I want to sit on the sofa, eating potato chips, while wearing one of those vibrating ab belts and getting a workout.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/i-want-to-sit-on-the-sofa-eating-potato-chips-while-wearing-one-of/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/janet-evanovich/i-mostly-eat-peanut-butter-sandwiches-peanut-butter-and-banana-peanut/)

[Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/janet-evanovich/)

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> [I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/macaulay-culkin/i-do-have-a-family-and-i-do-have-friends-and-so-called-friends-and/)

[Macaulay Culkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/macaulay-culkin/)

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> [I'm a big potato chip girl. I don't like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nene-leakes/i-m-a-big-potato-chip-girl-i-don-t-like-chocolate-and-cakes-and-all/)

[NeNe Leakes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nene-leakes/)

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> [Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chazz-palminteri/oh-great-reviews-are-the-worst-they-mislead-you-more-than-the-bad/)

[Chazz Palminteri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chazz-palminteri/)

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> [“Principal Principal stormed in yesterday, smelling pleasure. His mustache moved up and down, a radar sweep for all things unruly. An unseen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurie-halse-anderson/principal-principal-stormed-in-yesterday-smelling-pleasure-his/)

[Laurie Halse Anderson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurie-halse-anderson/)

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> [The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jerry-seinfeld/the-worst-thing-about-television-is-that-everybody-you-see-on/)

[Jerry Seinfeld](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jerry-seinfeld/)

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> [Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cassandra-clare/rule-number-one-of-anime-simon-said-he-sat-propped-up-against-a-pile/)

[Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cassandra-clare/)

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> [We are often too late with our brilliance. We are on time delay. The only instant gratification comes in the form of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-schiff/we-are-often-too-late-with-our-brilliance-we-are-on-time-delay-the/)

[Richard Schiff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-schiff/)

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> [“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/i-am-plenty-romantic-just-this-morning-while-he-slept-i-had-left/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

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> [Experts in ancient Greek culture say that people back then didnt see their thoughts as belonging to them. When ancient Greeks had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-palahniuk/experts-in-ancient-greek-culture-say-that-people-back-then-didnt-see/)

[Chuck Palahniuk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-palahniuk/)

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> [At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. "I don't want you to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maggie-stiefvater/at-one-store-gansey-had-started-to-pay-for-blue-s-potato-chips-and/)

[Maggie Stiefvater](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maggie-stiefvater/)

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> [“Americans make more trash than anyone else on the planet, throwing away about 7.1 pounds per person per day, 365 days a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-humes/americans-make-more-trash-than-anyone-else-on-the-planet-throwing/)

[Edward Humes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-humes/)

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> [“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elaine-dundy/the-world-is-wide-wide-wide-and-i-am-young-young-young-and-we-re-all-2/)

[Elaine Dundy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elaine-dundy/)

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> [“Things break all the time. Glass, and dishes, and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jodi-picoult/things-break-all-the-time-glass-and-dishes-and-fingernails-cars-and/)

[Jodi Picoult](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jodi-picoult/)

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> [“Fat men in tank tops drank beer while the women and children streamed back and forth between the tables and their battered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rick-riordan/fat-men-in-tank-tops-drank-beer-while-the-women-and-children-streamed/)

[Rick Riordan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rick-riordan/)

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> [“there are clear distinctions between what it takes to be decent, what it takes to be good, what it takes to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-waitzkin/there-are-clear-distinctions-between-what-it-takes-to-be-decent-what/)

[Josh Waitzkin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-waitzkin/)

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> [“Keep your whiskers crisp and clean. Do not let the mice grow lean. Do not let yourself grow fat Like a common…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nancy-willard/keep-your-whiskers-crisp-and-clean-do-not-let-the-mice-grow-lean-do/)

[Nancy Willard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nancy-willard/)

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> [“Despite the differences in their ages, I still thought of them as adventurous girls. It never occurred to me that they might…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/captain-hank-bracker-seawater-one/despite-the-differences-in-their-ages-i-still-thought-of-them-as/)

Captain Hank Bracker, "Seawater One

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> [“How do you expect me to provide you with a demon tear if I don’t have a body? I can’t cry you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-mahoney/how-do-you-expect-me-to-provide-you-with-a-demon-tear-if-i-don-t-have/)

[Karen Mahoney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-mahoney/)

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> [“Deep down, Story Easton knew what would happen if she attempted to off herself—she would fail It was a matter of probability.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elizabeth-leiknes/deep-down-story-easton-knew-what-would-happen-if-she-attempted-to-off/)

Elizabeth Leiknes

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> [“Sometimes, when I find it hard to sleep, I’ll think of when we first met, of the newness of each other’s body,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-sedaris/sometimes-when-i-find-it-hard-to-sleep-i-ll-think-of-when-we-first/)

[David Sedaris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-sedaris/)

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> [“A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-kennedy-toole/a-green-hunting-cap-squeezed-the-top-of-the-fleshy-balloon-of-a-head/)

[John Kennedy Toole](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-kennedy-toole/)

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> [“then you should consider reducing or eliminating the following foods in addition to eliminating wheat. • Cornstarch and cornmeal—cornmeal products such as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-davis/then-you-should-consider-reducing-or-eliminating-the-following-foods/)

[William Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-davis/)

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> [“I remember reading about these primitive initiation rituals in school. They had one where they take the kid way out into the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-tharp/i-remember-reading-about-these-primitive-initiation-rituals-in-school/)

[Tim Tharp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-tharp/)

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                        "text": "“I am plenty romantic. Just this morning while he slept, I had left Carter a box of his favorite candy next to his pillow - Globs: piles of white chocolate covered, crushed potato chips and pretzels drizzled with caramel. I figured it would soften him up to the note I placed next to the box telling him if he left the toilet seat up one more time and my ass got an involuntary bath at six in the morning, I would put super glue on the head of his penis while he slept. I had even signed the note with a couple of Xs and Os. Who says romance is dead?”",
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                        "text": "At one store, Gansey had started to pay for Blue's potato chips and she'd snatched them away. \"I don't want you to buy me food!\" Blue said. \"If you pay for it, then it's like I'm... be---be---\" \"Beholden to me?\" Gansey suggested pleasantly. \"Don't put words into my mouth.\" \"It was your word.\" \"You assumed it was my word. You can't just go around assuming.\" \"But that is what you meant, isn't it?\" She scowled. \"I'm done with this conversation.",
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                        "text": "“Americans make more trash than anyone else on the planet, throwing away about 7.1 pounds per person per day, 365 days a year. Across a lifetime that rate means, on average, we are each on track to generate 102 tons of trash. Each of our bodies may occupy only one cemetery plot when we’re done with this world, but a single person’s 102-ton trash legacy will require the equivalent of 1,100 graves. Much of that refuse will outlast any grave marker, pharaoh’s pyramid or modern skyscraper: One of the few relics of our civilization guaranteed to be recognizable twenty thousand years from now is the potato chip bag.”",
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                        "text": "“The world is wide, wide, wide, and I am young, young, young, and we’re all going to live forever!' We were very hungry but we didn’t want to leave, so we ate there. We had chicken sandwiches; boy, the chicken of the century. Dry, wry, and tender, the dryness sort of rubbing against your tongue on soft, bouncy white bread with slivers of juicy wet pickles. Then we had some very salty potato chips and some olives stuffed with pimentos and some Indian nuts and some tiny pearl onions and some more popcorn. Then we washed the whole thing down with iced martinis and finished up with large cups of strong black coffee and cigarettes. One of my really great meals.”",
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                        "text": "“Despite the differences in their ages, I still thought of them as adventurous girls. It never occurred to me that they might be related, that is until I heard Connie refer to Rita as “Mom”?? Now at least I knew their names, but the relationship confused me.… They acted more like friends and equals, than mother and daughter. Didn’t I detect flirtation in Connie’s comments, and didn’t Rita give me the eye? As we walked through this typical small town market, they picked up many more items, “just in case we get snowed in.” I expressed my regret for not being able to help in defraying the ever-increasing cost of the groceries, but it didn’t seem to bother them. “We picked you up and it’s our treat,” Rita explained. “Come on, let’s get going before we get stuck here,” Connie said, with a sound of urgency, to her mother who was still looking around. Picking up two economy-sized bags of potato chips along with some pretzels didn’t impress me as being staples, but to be fair, she did also pick up bacon, eggs, English muffins and a container of milk. Getting back into the car, we turned north again, past where they first picked me up, and then left onto Mountain Street. I knew from the many times that I had come through Camden that Mount Battie was back up here somewhere, but after a short distance of about a mile or so, we turned left again and pulled into the driveway of a big old farmhouse connected to a barn, which looked very much like many other houses in Maine. By this time the snow was coming down in big wet flakes, accumulating fast. It wouldn’t take long before the roads would become totally impassable. I knew that this could become a worse mess than I had anticipated, especially on the back roads. The coastal towns in Maine don’t usually get as cold as the towns in the interior, thus allowing the air to hold more moisture. In turn, they are apt to get more big wet snowflakes that accumulate faster. However, the salt air also melts the snow more rapidly. I seldom had to worry about the weather, but this time I was lucky to have been picked up by these “Oh So Fine Ladies” and was glad that I decided to accept their offer to stay with them.”",
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                        "text": "“A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chip crumbs. In the shadow under the green visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly’s supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D.H. Holmes department store, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress. Several of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be properly considered offenses against taste and decency. Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person’s lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one’s soul.”",
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                        "text": "“then you should consider reducing or eliminating the following foods in addition to eliminating wheat. • Cornstarch and cornmeal—cornmeal products such as tacos, tortillas, corn chips, and corn breads, breakfast cereals, and sauces and gravies thickened with cornstarch • Snack foods—potato chips, rice cakes, popcorn. These foods, like foods made of cornstarch, send blood sugar straight up to the stratosphere. • Desserts—Pies, cakes, cupcakes, ice cream, sherbet, and other sugary desserts all pack too much sugar. • Rice—white or brown; wild rice. Modest servings are relatively benign, but large servings (more than ½ cup) generate adverse blood sugar effects. • Potatoes—White, red, sweet potatoes, and yams cause effects similar to those generated by rice. • Legumes—black beans, butter beans, kidney beans, lima beans; chickpeas; lentils. Like potatoes and rice, there is potential for blood sugar effects, especially if serving size exceeds ½ cup. • Gluten-free foods—Because the cornstarch, rice starch, potato starch, and tapioca starch used in place of wheat gluten causes extravagant blood sugar rises, they should be avoided. • Fruit juices, soft drinks—Even if they are “natural,” fruit juices are not that good for you. While they contain healthy components such as flavonoids and vitamin C, the sugar”",
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                        "text": "“I remember reading about these primitive initiation rituals in school. They had one where they take the kid way out into the wilderness and drop him off and he has to get back by himself without any weapons or tools. He’s just out there with his bare hands, digging up roots to eat, making fires with rocks and sticks or whatever. I mean, he could starve or a mountain lion could eat him or something, but that’s all part of the test. When he gets back, he’s a man. And not only that, he finds his Spirit Guide. Talk about embracing the weird. But nowadays they don’t do anything but leave you at home by yourself with a kitchen full of potato chips and soft drinks. Then, in your bedroom, you’ve got your TV, video games, and the Internet. What do they expect you to get from that? A big fat case of I don’t give a shit? These days, a kid has to go looking for his own initiation or make his own personal war to fight since the wars the atomic vampires throw are so hard to believe in. It’s like Ricky says—every time they trump one up, it gets worse. If I was in charge, it’d be different. You wouldn’t have to go to military school or get dropped off in the wilderness or fight in a war. Instead, you’d head off for what I’d call the Teen Corps. It’d be like the Peace Corps, only for teenagers. You’d have to go around and, like, pile up sandbags for people when hurricanes blow in and replant trees in deforested areas and help get medical attention to hillbillies and so forth. You’d do it for a whole year, and then, when you got back, you’d get the right to vote and buy alcohol and everything else. You’d be grown.”",
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