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title: "2 Porch Quotes By Charlaine Harris"
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> [Okay," I said. "I'd hoped to avoid this, but... Bill, I rescind your invitation into my house." Bill began walking backward to the door, a helpless look on his face, and my brush still in his hand. Eric grinned at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/okay-i-said-i-d-hoped-to-avoid-this-but-bill-i-rescind-your/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2da/charlaine-harris-542_behinds_okay-i-said-i-d-hoped-to-avoid-this-but_224542.png)

> [Come on, lover, let's have a look," Eric said, giving me a quick kiss. He jumped off the back porch with me still attached to him—like a large barnacle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/come-on-lover-let-s-have-a-look-eric-said-giving-me-a-quick-kiss-he/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/92e/charlaine-harris-542_barnacles_come-on-lover-let-s-have-a-look-eric-sai_2466750.jpg)

## More by Charlaine Harris

> [Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/don-t-you-just-hate-nights-like-that-when-you-think-over-every/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [I like sparkly things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/i-like-sparkly-things/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/all-the-pictures-on-the-walls-they-all-white-as-lilies-and-smiling/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/te-quiero-dijo-nada-de-lo-que-hagas-o-digas-podr-cambiarlo-si-me/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/you-think-that-it-s-not-magic-that-keeps-you-alive-just-cause-you/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [“Suddenly the blood tasted good, salty, the stuff of life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/suddenly-the-blood-tasted-good-salty-the-stuff-of-life/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/sookie-eric-when-i-m-back-to-being-myself-i-m-going-to-nail-your-ass/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/for-a-moment-they-all-looked-at-dermot-incredulously-as-if-he-d-just/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/there-s-no-way-you-can-kill-someone-and-get-to-the-other-side-of-the/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/pam-said-sookie-i-brought-you-something-too-i-never-thought-i-d-want/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [You know I love you more when you're cold and heartless.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/you-know-i-love-you-more-when-you-re-cold-and-heartless/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/for-any-writers-at-all-read-everything-you-can-and-then-put-your-butt/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [“There were toes. Those toes wouldn’t be happy piggies. But they didn’t have any right to be in the way.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/there-were-toes-those-toes-wouldn-t-be-happy-piggies-but-they-didn-t/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [My gran had always told me that a woman--any woman worth her salt--could do whatever she had to.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/my-gran-had-always-told-me-that-a-woman-any-woman-worth-her-salt/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

> [ “\[..\] red high-heeled screw-me shoes.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/red-high-heeled-screw-me-shoes/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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