--- title: "1 Poor Woman Quotes By Jill Conner Browne" description: "1 Poor Woman quotes by Jill Conner Browne. Plus more from Jill Conner Browne and more Poor Woman sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/jill-conner-browne-24312_living-room_but-if-you-ve-decided-to-go-out-on-a-lim_1763037.jpg" --- > [“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with dismay, the sad story of a good woman wronged in south Mississippi who took that option and made…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/but-if-you-ve-decided-to-go-out-on-a-limb-and-kill-one-for-goodness/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/25c/jill-conner-browne-24312_living-room_but-if-you-ve-decided-to-go-out-on-a-lim_1763037.jpg) ## More by Jill Conner Browne > [“FINANCIAL TIP For guys-- buying the stupid flowers when you're supposed to will be way cheaper than what you'll have to buy and do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/financial-tip-for-guys-buying-the-stupid-flowers-when-you-re-supposed/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes blared wide…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/my-sister-judy-has-always-said-that-she-would-like-to-lie-in-state/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“If some area of your life sucks - do something else. Life is too short - and too long - to spend it being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/if-some-area-of-your-life-sucks-do-something-else-life-is-too-short/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/i-believe-that-the-ability-to-laugh-at-oneself-is-fundamental-to-the/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“Familiarity, not survival, is the strongest drive in human beings.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/familiarity-not-survival-is-the-strongest-drive-in-human-beings/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“Life. It's your birthday present. Open it up and play with it. Act like you like it. (The One who gave it to you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/life-it-s-your-birthday-present-open-it-up-and-play-with-it-act-like/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are worse than no jewelry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/cheap-jewelry-however-is-worse-than-no-jewelry-at-all-and-there-are/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“If you are stuck sweating on a sandbar in the river of your life you've got to find a way back into those swift…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/if-you-are-stuck-sweating-on-a-sandbar-in-the-river-of-your-life-you/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“Stay fit and live long and prosper, but write your own obituary now, while you can, just in case.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/stay-fit-and-live-long-and-prosper-but-write-your-own-obituary-now/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life; feeling rotten—or just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/the-lesson-of-the-funk-dog-you-can-forget-what-it-used-to-feel-like/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/rich-old-people-are-more-attractive-than-poor-old-people-so-by-all/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read, with dismay, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/but-if-you-ve-decided-to-go-out-on-a-limb-and-kill-one-for-goodness/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“Suzanne Sugarbaker of Designing Women was so right when she said, “There’s just nothing better in life than to ride around on the back…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/suzanne-sugarbaker-of-designing-women-was-so-right-when-she-said/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“It’s vitally important that you buy your own crown and declare yourself Queen, and then spend the rest of your life living into that.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/it-s-vitally-important-that-you-buy-your-own-crown-and-declare/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) > [“If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know what it is, thank you, and I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-conner-browne/if-there-exists-in-this-universe-anything-more-infuriating-and-crazy/) [Jill Conner Browne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-conner-browne/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/poor-woman/jill-conner-browne/#itemlist", "name": "1 Poor Woman Quotes By Jill Conner Browne", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. 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