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title: "5 Pool Parties Quotes by 5 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Pool Parties quotes by 5 authors. Discover the best Pool Parties sayings and thoughts."
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> [Late nights, bikinis, short shorts, flip flops, sunglasses, sunshine, loud music, pool parties, no makeup, the list goes on. SUMMER!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/teenager-post/late-nights-bikinis-short-shorts-flip-flops-sunglasses-sunshine-loud/)

[Teenager Post](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/teenager-post/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/014/teenager-post-281885_bikinis_late-nights-bikinis-short-shorts-flip-fl_643597.jpg)

> [I would DJ pool parties in Minneapolis, but I never swam there!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barkhad-abdi/i-would-dj-pool-parties-in-minneapolis-but-i-never-swam-there/)

[Barkhad Abdi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barkhad-abdi/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/243/barkhad-abdi-33192_dj_i-would-dj-pool-parties-in-minneapolis-b_782889.jpg)

> [“We do pool parties and aquarium fundraisers and the occasional water park event, and every time we put on our tails and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mira-grant/we-do-pool-parties-and-aquarium-fundraisers-and-the-occasional-water/)

[Mira Grant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mira-grant/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7b6/mira-grant-1141_happy-ending_we-do-pool-parties-and-aquarium-fundrais_1126169.png)

> [Perfectionism may look good in his shiny shoes, but he’s a little bit of an asshole and no one invites him to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ze-frank/perfectionism-may-look-good-in-his-shiny-shoes-but-he-s-a-little-bit/)

[Ze Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ze-frank/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a2/ze-frank-13651_asshole_perfectionism-may-look-good-in-his-shiny_1129303.png)

> [If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/if-i-wanted-to-see-jonah-hill-masturbate-at-a-pool-party-i-d-go-to/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3fa/amy-poehler-1084_hills_if-i-wanted-to-see-jonah-hill-masturbate_1741482.jpg)

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