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> [If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/if-you-ask-me-to-play-myself-i-will-not-know-what-to-do-i-do-not-know/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

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## More by Peter Sellers

> [When I look at myself, I see a person who strangely lacks what I consider the ingredients of a personality.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/when-i-look-at-myself-i-see-a-person-who-strangely-lacks-what-i/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/if-you-ask-me-to-play-myself-i-will-not-know-what-to-do-i-do-not-know/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Vocal music is an attempt to take the whole human being and project it into space. It is the ultimate gesture of getting out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/vocal-music-is-an-attempt-to-take-the-whole-human-being-and-project/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/gentlemen-you-can-t-fight-in-here-this-is-the-war-room/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Dad was convinced always that I was going to be a road sweeper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/dad-was-convinced-always-that-i-was-going-to-be-a-road-sweeper/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/is-there-anybody-hiding-there-in-the-dark/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [I believe in astrology and the spirits. I'm a Virgo myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/i-believe-in-astrology-and-the-spirits-i-m-a-virgo-myself/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [I writhe when I see myself on the screen. I'm such a dreadfully clumsy hulking image. I say to myself, "Why doesn't he get…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/i-writhe-when-i-see-myself-on-the-screen-i-m-such-a-dreadfully-clumsy/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/i-m-a-classic-example-of-all-humorists-only-funny-when-i-m-working/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/some-forms-of-reality-are-so-horrible-we-refuse-to-face-them-unless/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/there-used-to-be-a-real-me-but-i-had-it-surgically-removed/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/now-then-what-do-we-know-one-that-professor-fassbinder-and-his/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [I might have got somewhere with 'The Ladykillers,' but forty minutes were cut. A lot of me was cut with that forty minutes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/i-might-have-got-somewhere-with-the-ladykillers-but-forty-minutes/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/women-are-more-difficult-to-handle-than-men-it-s-their-minds/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

> [To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-sellers/to-label-any-subject-unsuitable-for-comedy-is-to-admit-defeat/)

[Peter Sellers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-sellers/)

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