--- title: "1 Planet Joke Quotes By Bruce Crown" description: "1 Planet Joke quotes by Bruce Crown. Plus more from Bruce Crown and more Planet Joke sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f4/bruce-crown-23015_black-and-white_the-car-housed-a-hysterical-bumper-stick_808282.jpg" --- > [“The car housed a hysterical bumper sticker: Save the Planet, and I permitted a moment of contemplation to truly bask in this thought. Save the planet? What a joke. Save the planet from what? From ourselves? And save it for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/the-car-housed-a-hysterical-bumper-sticker-save-the-planet-and-i/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4f4/bruce-crown-23015_black-and-white_the-car-housed-a-hysterical-bumper-stick_808282.jpg) ## More by Bruce Crown > [“To say she is only a woman is to say a violin is a piece of wood with strings, and Dante is mere ink…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/to-say-she-is-only-a-woman-is-to-say-a-violin-is-a-piece-of-wood-with/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“Bourbon, Kentucky bourbon especially, is like Dante’s Inferno in a glass, fire walks down your throat, lungs, and heart and everything in between with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/bourbon-kentucky-bourbon-especially-is-like-dante-s-inferno-in-a/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“Unfortunately for him he looked more like an innocent man on America’s terror watch-list rather than a gallant Viking possessing all the benefits of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/unfortunately-for-him-he-looked-more-like-an-innocent-man-on-america/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“What kind of dark, twisted mind preys on young women? I think it was Poe that said the death of a beautiful woman is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/what-kind-of-dark-twisted-mind-preys-on-young-women-i-think-it-was/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“A costume party… great… a chance for the bimbos to whore themselves out with no penalty of conscience. I found myself excruciatingly curious as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/a-costume-party-great-a-chance-for-the-bimbos-to-whore-themselves-out/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“We enter this universe alone in search of microscopic beauty—and while we love, or are loved by others—we leave this world completely alone, having…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/we-enter-this-universe-alone-in-search-of-microscopic-beauty-and/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“A happy clown inside spat out a pig-in-a-blanket and yelled at the cute waitress holding the tray. … I had to throw up but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/a-happy-clown-inside-spat-out-a-pig-in-a-blanket-and-yelled-at-the/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“He pulled back the sleeve of his jacket and glanced at his vintage watch tick away the seconds in a conventional way, even though…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/he-pulled-back-the-sleeve-of-his-jacket-and-glanced-at-his-vintage/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“Angels should never be exposed to the dire darkness of despair in the tunnel of cosmic nothingness, and although I never believed such maddening…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/angels-should-never-be-exposed-to-the-dire-darkness-of-despair-in-the/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“The car housed a hysterical bumper sticker: Save the Planet, and I permitted a moment of contemplation to truly bask in this thought. Save…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/the-car-housed-a-hysterical-bumper-sticker-save-the-planet-and-i/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“He was a man more concerned with the truth than his arrest quota, a philosophy that would often have him skate on thin ice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/he-was-a-man-more-concerned-with-the-truth-than-his-arrest-quota-a/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“Last call. It was about that time. He’d probably been drinking liquid courage all night, waiting for his chance to hit on her. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/last-call-it-was-about-that-time-he-d-probably-been-drinking-liquid/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“The sound of her laughter eased Clark’s migraine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/the-sound-of-her-laughter-eased-clark-s-migraine/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“Philosophy demands knowledge, ignorance demands happiness, love demands both.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/philosophy-demands-knowledge-ignorance-demands-happiness-love-demands/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) > [“Here… our failures are known to every Tom Dick and Harry while our successes fall only on deaf ears. It’s death, hostile civilians, greedy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-crown/here-our-failures-are-known-to-every-tom-dick-and-harry-while-our/) [Bruce Crown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-crown/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/planet-joke/bruce-crown/#itemlist", "name": "1 Planet Joke Quotes By Bruce Crown", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“The car housed a hysterical bumper sticker: Save the Planet, and I permitted a moment of contemplation to truly bask in this thought. Save the planet? What a joke. Save the planet from what? From ourselves? And save it for what? For ourselves? It was a kind of perpetual stupidity in a tug-of-war battle over trivial matters. Only imbeciles see things in black and white: liberal or conservative, yes or no, this or that. 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