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title: "8 Plan Married Quotes by 7 authors"
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> [My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-offill/my-plan-was-to-never-get-married-i-was-going-to-be-an-art-monster/)

[Jenny Offill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-offill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9e/jenny-offill-14060_art_my-plan-was-to-never-get-married-i-was-g_126067.png)

> [I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jada-pinkett-smith/i-never-thought-that-id-be-married-to-anybody-and-i-surely-never/)

[Jada Pinkett Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jada-pinkett-smith/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c5/jada-pinkett-smith-3568_life_i-never-thought-that-id-be-married-to-an_1572431.png)

> [I will go in for a divorce if I plan to get married again.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mahima-chaudhry/i-will-go-in-for-a-divorce-if-i-plan-to-get-married-again/)

[Mahima Chaudhry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mahima-chaudhry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb8/mahima-chaudhry-9734_again_i-will-go-in-for-a-divorce-if-i-plan-to_2200211.jpg)

> [When I came to the industry in 2005, I didn't make a plan for when I would get married. I just went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anushka-shetty/when-i-came-to-the-industry-in-2005-i-didn-t-make-a-plan-for-when-i/)

[Anushka Shetty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anushka-shetty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0d/anushka-shetty-11050_flow_when-i-came-to-the-industry-in-2005-i-di_2360578.jpg)

> [When you hire a person to plan your wedding, this does not include securing the groom. Plan to get married on Friday…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/phyllis-diller/when-you-hire-a-person-to-plan-your-wedding-this-does-not-include/)

[Phyllis Diller](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/phyllis-diller/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c9b/phyllis-diller-1622_beautiful_when-you-hire-a-person-to-plan-your-wedd_2584429.png)

> [“Oh, I don’t plan to get married. It’s a legalized form of prostitution.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/oh-i-don-t-plan-to-get-married-it-s-a-legalized-form-of-prostitution/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e6d/anonymous-1_marriage_oh-i-don-t-plan-to-get-married-it-s-a-le_2627888.jpg)

> [My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead. Women almost never become art monsters…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-offill/my-plan-was-to-never-get-married-i-was-going-to-be-an-art-monster-2/)

[Jenny Offill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-offill/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/18e/jenny-offill-14060_art_my-plan-was-to-never-get-married-i-was-g_2628467.jpg)

> [God’s plan for you, whether you’re married, single, or about to be married, unless He gives you the gift of singleness, is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chip-ingram/god-s-plan-for-you-whether-you-re-married-single-or-about-to-be/)

[Chip Ingram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chip-ingram/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/68a/chip-ingram-16883_being-married_god-s-plan-for-you-whether-you-re-marrie_2647399.png)

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