--- title: "9 Place Haunted Quotes by 9 authors" description: "Browse 9 Place Haunted quotes by 9 authors. Discover the best Place Haunted sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/joe-eszterhas-9159_homilies_where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this_2786497.png" --- > [“Where could you go in Harrisonville?-this smalltime place haunted by by homilies, platitudes, and booshwah.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-eszterhas/where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this-smalltime-place-haunted-by/) [Joe Eszterhas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-eszterhas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/joe-eszterhas-9159_homilies_where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this_2786497.png) > [“Free love,Ayaan knew, is an enchanting place haunted by demented women”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manu-joseph/free-love-ayaan-knew-is-an-enchanting-place-haunted-by-demented-women/) [Manu Joseph](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manu-joseph/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/manu-joseph-12806_free-love_free-love-ayaan-knew-is-an-enchanting-pl_2260715.jpg) > [“Folks called this place haunted, felt the emanations of an unspeakable act moving outward like ripples on water.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-gay/folks-called-this-place-haunted-felt-the-emanations-of-an-unspeakable/) [William Gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-gay/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fd/william-gay-17446_haunted_folks-called-this-place-haunted-felt-the_2357179.jpg) > [“That's why I call this place the Haunted Bookshop. Haunted by the ghosts of the books I haven't read. Poor uneasy spirits,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-morley/that-s-why-i-call-this-place-the-haunted-bookshop-haunted-by-the/) [Christopher Morley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-morley/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c6/christopher-morley-2772_books_that-s-why-i-call-this-place-the-haunted_1716388.png) > [It is, alas, chiefly the evil emotions that are able to leave their photographs on surrounding scenes and objects and whoever heard…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/it-is-alas-chiefly-the-evil-emotions-that-are-able-to-leave-their/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/773/anonymous-1_able_it-is-alas-chiefly-the-evil-emotions-tha_3209118.jpg) > [“i could go if i wanted share the floorboards with someone in a place less haunted but i like it here and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/savannah-brown/i-could-go-if-i-wanted-share-the-floorboards-with-someone-in-a-place/) [Savannah Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/savannah-brown/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b9f/savannah-brown-86785_independence_i-could-go-if-i-wanted-share-the-floorbo_1043232.jpg) > [When you're doing a show on stage, and they show you a red light, that means you have 5 minutes left. At…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mitch-hedberg/when-you-re-doing-a-show-on-stage-and-they-show-you-a-red-light-that/) [Mitch Hedberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mitch-hedberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f93/mitch-hedberg-695_candle_when-you-re-doing-a-show-on-stage-and-th_1821436.png) > [“Where silver webs of spiders weave and blighted lovers take their leave; where curses lay the spirits low and mortal footsteps fear…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-jones/where-silver-webs-of-spiders-weave-and-blighted-lovers-take-their/) [Richard Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-jones/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/323/richard-jones-272676_death_where-silver-webs-of-spiders-weave-and-b_1812564.jpg) > [“Well, I don’t know for sure if it’s still there, but when we lived in Minnesota, we would drive through Janesville to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steven-james/well-i-don-t-know-for-sure-if-it-s-still-there-but-when-we-lived-in/) [Steven James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steven-james/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6be/steven-james-20892_haunted_well-i-don-t-know-for-sure-if-it-s-still_2043252.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/place-haunted/#itemlist", "name": "Place Haunted Quotes", "numberOfItems": 9, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Where could you go in Harrisonville?-this smalltime place haunted by by homilies, platitudes, and booshwah.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joe Eszterhas" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-eszterhas/where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this-smalltime-place-haunted-by/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/joe-eszterhas-9159_homilies_where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this_2786497.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/joe-eszterhas-9159_homilies_where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this_2786497.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2dc/joe-eszterhas-9159_homilies_where-could-you-go-in-harrisonville-this_2786497.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Where could you go in Harrisonville?-this smalltime place haunted by by homilies, platitudes, and booshwah.” — Joe Eszterhas", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Free love,Ayaan knew, is an enchanting place haunted by demented women”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Manu Joseph" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manu-joseph/free-love-ayaan-knew-is-an-enchanting-place-haunted-by-demented-women/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/manu-joseph-12806_free-love_free-love-ayaan-knew-is-an-enchanting-pl_2260715.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/manu-joseph-12806_free-love_free-love-ayaan-knew-is-an-enchanting-pl_2260715.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/81e/manu-joseph-12806_free-love_free-love-ayaan-knew-is-an-enchanting-pl_2260715.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Free love,Ayaan knew, is an enchanting place haunted by demented women” — Manu Joseph", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Folks called this place haunted, felt the emanations of an unspeakable act moving outward like ripples on water.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "William Gay" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-gay/folks-called-this-place-haunted-felt-the-emanations-of-an-unspeakable/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fd/william-gay-17446_haunted_folks-called-this-place-haunted-felt-the_2357179.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fd/william-gay-17446_haunted_folks-called-this-place-haunted-felt-the_2357179.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fd/william-gay-17446_haunted_folks-called-this-place-haunted-felt-the_2357179.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Folks called this place haunted, felt the emanations of an unspeakable act moving outward like ripples on…” — William Gay", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 4, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“That's why I call this place the Haunted Bookshop. 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If you took the old Highway 14 through town, as you’re heading west, just as you cross Main Street, there’s this old two-story house on the right-hand side of the road.” “What happened?” Daniel anticipated where this was going: “Was someone killed there?” “No. But if you looked up at the attic window you’d see a doll hanging there. It was one of those old-fashioned dolls made of wood and it was hanging from a rafter with a noose around its neck.” “Okay, that’s disturbing.” “No kidding. Well, there are all these stories about the doll and why it’s there. Some people say it moves; others say someone died in the house and the place is haunted. The way I heard it, there was a girl who lived there and the other kids made fun of her because she was the sort of kid that adults call ‘special,’ and kids call all kinds of other things. You know what I mean.” “Sure,” Daniel said quietly. “Anyway, the other kids in the town were relentless, making fun of her, calling her names, all that. The story goes that even when she was a teenager she carried that doll with her everywhere—which only made them make fun of her more. One day her mom was looking for her and couldn’t find her anywhere.” He paused, as if to accentuate how long the girl’s mom searched. “Eventually she went outside to look for her and when she turned around toward the house, she saw her daughter hanging in the attic window where she’d killed herself—hung herself off one of the rafters. And they say that after the funeral, her parents took the same rope that their daughter had used and they hung that doll up there in the window as a constant reminder to the townspeople of what they’d driven their daughter to do.” Daniel was silent. “So, last month I was doing this contemporary-issues assignment and I thought I’d try to find out what really happened. 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