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> [“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/being-on-the-wrong-side-of-a-pissing-contest-is-never-a-good-thing/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

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## More by Mark M. Bello

> [“If Jack Dylan was Captain Ahab, Bart Breitner was Moby Dick. Jack felt exhilarated, as Ahab must have felt when he finally encountered the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/if-jack-dylan-was-captain-ahab-bart-breitner-was-moby-dick-jack-felt/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Then let’s get to work. Sarin…shit! We must stop these guys…again.” The men nodded, stone-faced. Was it really déjà vu all over again?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/then-let-s-get-to-work-sarin-shit-we-must-stop-these-guys-again-the/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Change was, indeed, possible, one person at a time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/change-was-indeed-possible-one-person-at-a-time/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Twenty-five elite law enforcement officers against six racist assholes. Four to one; pretty good odds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/twenty-five-elite-law-enforcement-officers-against-six-racist/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Sarin in Dearborn? Are you shitting me? Jack pounded his desk; his morning coffee spilled all over the burglary file he had been studying.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/sarin-in-dearborn-are-you-shitting-me-jack-pounded-his-desk-his/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/being-on-the-wrong-side-of-a-pissing-contest-is-never-a-good-thing/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Can’t a lawyer take his client out to dinner to discuss the case? Haven’t you ever heard of the two-martini lunch?” “Yes, but this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/can-t-a-lawyer-take-his-client-out-to-dinner-to-discuss-the-case/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Look at that asshole! Not a care in the world! Today, I fish; tomorrow, I blow up a mosque. Smart, hiding in plain sight. ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/look-at-that-asshole-not-a-care-in-the-world-today-i-fish-tomorrow-i/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“These were children. Gerry was their priest. Who could disagree that these children were not justified in trusting their priest? Nobody!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/these-were-children-gerry-was-their-priest-who-could-disagree-that/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“A traitor to both sides, the ultimate asshole…”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/a-traitor-to-both-sides-the-ultimate-asshole/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Out of two different and distinct traditions, Jennifer and Zachary have come together to learn the best of what each has to offer, appreciating…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/out-of-two-different-and-distinct-traditions-jennifer-and-zachary/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

> [“Your friends dress like your enemies, and your enemies dress like your friends.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/your-friends-dress-like-your-enemies-and-your-enemies-dress-like-your/)

[Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/)

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