--- title: "10 Pissing Contest Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 10 Pissing Contest quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Pissing Contest sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/faith-hunter-13278_boys_it-looked-to-me-like-a-vamp-version-of-a_1214457.png" --- > [It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. Men will be boys.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/faith-hunter/it-looked-to-me-like-a-vamp-version-of-a-pissing-contest-men-will-be/) [Faith Hunter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/faith-hunter/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/524/faith-hunter-13278_boys_it-looked-to-me-like-a-vamp-version-of-a_1214457.png) > [“I think the correct term for this was ‘pissing contest’, and though I was flattered, I didn’t have time for it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kim-harrington/i-think-the-correct-term-for-this-was-pissing-contest-and-though-i/) [Kim Harrington](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kim-harrington/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e17/kim-harrington-11464_time_i-think-the-correct-term-for-this-was-pi_2309030.jpg) > [“. . . being on the wrong side of a pissing contest is never a good thing.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-m-bello/being-on-the-wrong-side-of-a-pissing-contest-is-never-a-good-thing/) [Mark M. Bello](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-m-bello/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dda/mark-m-bello-37175_courtroom-drama_being-on-the-wrong-side-of-a-pissing-con_1809735.jpg) > [“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-blackwell/there-really-isn-t-much-use-in-getting-into-a-pissing-contest-since-i/) [Tammy Blackwell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-blackwell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7f7/tammy-blackwell-14073_contest_there-really-isn-t-much-use-in-getting-i_452867.jpg) > [“Then it hits me. I was just in a pissing contest with my dog. There are no words.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-towle/then-it-hits-me-i-was-just-in-a-pissing-contest-with-my-dog-there-are/) [Samantha Towle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-towle/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aef/samantha-towle-2502_dog_then-it-hits-me-i-was-just-in-a-pissing_1850852.jpg) > [“I won’t be target practice in whatever little pissing contest you’ve got going on with him”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lani-diane-rich/i-won-t-be-target-practice-in-whatever-little-pissing-contest-you-ve/) [Lani Diane Rich](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lani-diane-rich/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a14/lani-diane-rich-31355_goals_i-won-t-be-target-practice-in-whatever-l_1876019.jpg) > [ “Now that we have the pissing contest out of the way, we need information. \[Rayna\]” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-r-merrick/now-that-we-have-the-pissing-contest-out-of-the-way-we-need/) [M.R. Merrick](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-r-merrick/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/142/m-r-merrick-19262_awesomeness_now-that-we-have-the-pissing-contest-out_1036069.jpg) > [“He shook his head at himself as he walked out into the night. For guys, life was nothing but one big pissing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tami-hoag/he-shook-his-head-at-himself-as-he-walked-out-into-the-night-for-guys/) [Tami Hoag](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tami-hoag/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f1/tami-hoag-14254_funny_he-shook-his-head-at-himself-as-he-walke_1444311.jpg) > [“Wear this, don't wear that. Do this chore now and do this chore when you get a chance and by that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gillian-flynn/wear-this-don-t-wear-that-do-this-chore-now-and-do-this-chore-when/) [Gillian Flynn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gillian-flynn/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34b/gillian-flynn-316_book-club_wear-this-don-t-wear-that-do-this-chore_2647963.jpg) > [“I rolled my eyes and stepped away from Chase. "I'd really like to be kept out of the pissing contest boys. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-self/i-rolled-my-eyes-and-stepped-away-from-chase-i-d-really-like-to-be/) [Heather Self](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-self/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/779/heather-self-73439_quote_i-rolled-my-eyes-and-stepped-away-from-c_1113559.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pissing-contest/#itemlist", "name": "Pissing Contest Quotes", "numberOfItems": 10, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "It looked to me like a vamp version of a pissing contest. 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