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title: "401 Pissed Quotes by 281 authors"
description: "Browse 401 Pissed quotes by 281 authors. Discover the best Pissed sayings and thoughts."
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> [It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherif/it-s-better-to-be-pissed-off-then-pissed-on/)

[Sherif](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherif/)

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> [“If I pee my pants I am going to be so pissed.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-peeler/if-i-pee-my-pants-i-am-going-to-be-so-pissed/)

[Nicole Peeler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-peeler/)

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> [I get pissed and DESTROY!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-lydon/i-get-pissed-and-destroy/)

[John Lydon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-lydon/)

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> [Only pissed-off people change the world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-peters/only-pissed-off-people-change-the-world/)

[Tom Peters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-peters/)

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> [Being pissed off and starving doesn't mix.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-pissed-off-and-starving-doesn-t-mix/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You just don't want a vampire pissed off at you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlaine-harris/you-just-don-t-want-a-vampire-pissed-off-at-you/)

[Charlaine Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlaine-harris/)

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> [McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stone-cold-steve-austin/mcmahon-3-16-says-i-just-pissed-my-pants/)

[Stone Cold Steve Austin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stone-cold-steve-austin/)

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> [I'm pissed at a nickel because it isn't a dime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gene-simmons/i-m-pissed-at-a-nickel-because-it-isn-t-a-dime/)

[Gene Simmons](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gene-simmons/)

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> [Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/love-may-be-beautiful-love-may-be-bliss-but-i-only-slept-with-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I hate people who piss me off, but I also hate being pissed off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-hate-people-who-piss-me-off-but-i-also-hate-being-pissed-off/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“If you aren't a pissed-off cat, you shouldn't make noises like one.~Freeing Carter”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nyrae-dawn/if-you-aren-t-a-pissed-off-cat-you-shouldn-t-make-noises-like-one/)

[Nyrae Dawn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nyrae-dawn/)

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> [“just give up for five minutes,if you are pissed off , and resume!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/akshay-jain/just-give-up-for-five-minutes-if-you-are-pissed-off-and-resume/)

[akshay jain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/akshay-jain/)

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> [“She’s the Incredible Hulk version of a saber-toothed tiger. And she’s seriously pissed off.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-telep/she-s-the-incredible-hulk-version-of-a-saber-toothed-tiger-and-she-s/)

[Peter Telep](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-telep/)

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> [The moment when you're so pissed off, and someone K.s you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-moment-when-you-re-so-pissed-off-and-someone-k-s-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [How I go from being pissed off, to at a party enjoying myself?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/how-i-go-from-being-pissed-off-to-at-a-party-enjoying-myself/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“That really pissed me off, because I am worth it, goddamn it!” “I know you—” “Still talking here!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-l-rotham/that-really-pissed-me-off-because-i-am-worth-it-goddamn-it-i-know-you/)

[Robin L. Rotham](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-l-rotham/)

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> [I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-never-knew-you-could-offend-someone-by-masturbating-this-couple/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Sometimes I just want to paint the words It's my fault across my forehead to save people the time of being pissed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sometimes-i-just-want-to-paint-the-words-it-s-my-fault-across-my/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not to be pissed off &amp; get my day ruined.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-text-you-because-i-want-to-have-a-conversation-with-you-not-to-be/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Some people brag about their problems too much and it just gets me pissed off. Why? I dunnoo,Maybe it 'cause they do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasmine-laura/some-people-brag-about-their-problems-too-much-and-it-just-gets-me/)

[Jasmine Laura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasmine-laura/)

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> [Not jealous &amp; I have moved on. Dont like him. But, if your ex is dating the girl you two used to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/not-jealous-i-have-moved-on-dont-like-him-but-if-your-ex-is-dating/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Well," a female voice said. "What have we here?" "Here," Bethany said, responding to the woman's rhetorical question, "we have a teenager.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-lynn-barnes/well-a-female-voice-said-what-have-we-here-here-bethany-said/)

[Jennifer Lynn Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-lynn-barnes/)

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> [“Gabriel’s going to be pissed.” It took Nick a second to answer. “Why?” “He’ll have to break his leg so people won’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brigid-kemmerer/gabriel-s-going-to-be-pissed-it-took-nick-a-second-to-answer-why-he/)

[Brigid Kemmerer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brigid-kemmerer/)

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> [Like da pistons toss da heat, she was pissed off yea p.o.ed she said go head and wild out ill call ya…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camron/like-da-pistons-toss-da-heat-she-was-pissed-off-yea-p-o-ed-she-said/)

[Camron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camron/)

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> [“First of all, a\*\*hole, I’m not into voodoo and if I was I wouldn’t use it for this. Second, we came over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shakuita-johnson/first-of-all-a-hole-i-m-not-into-voodoo-and-if-i-was-i-wouldn-t-use/)

[Shakuita Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shakuita-johnson/)

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> [“whenever I try looking away, Wade shifts himself back into focus. “Stop getting pissed because I’m the only one keeping it real…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-silvera/whenever-i-try-looking-away-wade-shifts-himself-back-into-focus-stop/)

[Adam Silvera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-silvera/)

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> [“It seemed to take him hours to speak and I sure as hell wasn’t digging a bigger hole than I knew I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-tetterton/it-seemed-to-take-him-hours-to-speak-and-i-sure-as-hell-wasn-t/)

[Nicole Tetterton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-tetterton/)

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> [“Mom's already dead!" I yelled at him. "Who the hell do you think you're saving?" And he just gave me his Sad,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-lyga/mom-s-already-dead-i-yelled-at-him-who-the-hell-do-you-think-you-re/)

[Barry Lyga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-lyga/)

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> [“I wish you and Travis would just get your shit together! You're a goddamn tornado! When you're happy, it's love and peace…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-wish-you-and-travis-would-just-get-your-shit-together-you-re-a/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [I don't know if you've ever been to England, but as soon as they find out you're from America, they hate you.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jay-mohr/i-don-t-know-if-you-ve-ever-been-to-england-but-as-soon-as-they-find/)

[Jay Mohr](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jay-mohr/)

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> [“Look, are we almost there? Or are you just taking me in circles in order to molest me? I’m tired, I’m pissed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/l-j-kentowski/look-are-we-almost-there-or-are-you-just-taking-me-in-circles-in/)

[L.J. Kentowski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/l-j-kentowski/)

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> [“I’m sorry, Shepley,” I called after him. He froze and wheeled around, with the face of a man that had reached his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jamie-mcguire/i-m-sorry-shepley-i-called-after-him-he-froze-and-wheeled-around-with/)

[Jamie McGuire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jamie-mcguire/)

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> [The point is that petty, frustrating crap like this is exactly where the work of choosing comes in. Because the traffic jams…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-foster-wallace/the-point-is-that-petty-frustrating-crap-like-this-is-exactly-where/)

[David Foster Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-foster-wallace/)

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> [“Why are you still here? And why won’t you give me back my key, dammit?” “Because your daughter asked me to check…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meghan-march/why-are-you-still-here-and-why-won-t-you-give-me-back-my-key-dammit/)

[Meghan March](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meghan-march/)

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> [“Fine!” I threw my hands up in the air. “Yes, you mean something to me. What you did for me on Thanksgiving—that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-l-armentrout/fine-i-threw-my-hands-up-in-the-air-yes-you-mean-something-to-me-what/)

[Jennifer L. Armentrout](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-l-armentrout/)

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> [“I wanted you from the minute I saw you," he says. "I want you right now, and you can barely stand me.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robin-york/i-wanted-you-from-the-minute-i-saw-you-he-says-i-want-you-right-now/)

[Robin York](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robin-york/)

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> [“In a healthy relationship, you're allowed to get pissed and in my face. Fuck, I need you to do that so I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/in-a-healthy-relationship-you-re-allowed-to-get-pissed-and-in-my-face/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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> [“My secret weapon is my anger. That's what stimulates me as an artist. I want change. I want it yesterday. I'm pissed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-fante/my-secret-weapon-is-my-anger-that-s-what-stimulates-me-as-an-artist-i/)

[Dan Fante](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-fante/)

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> [“ Roarke: “Our engines don't run at the same speed.” Eve: “What the hell does that mean?” Roarke: “Just that.” Eve: “It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-d-robb/roarke-our-engines-don-t-run-at-the-same-speed-eve-what-the-hell-does/)

[J.D. Robb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-d-robb/)

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> [“Like I said, when I get pissed I say a lotta shit I don't mean and what I said about you I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristen-ashley/like-i-said-when-i-get-pissed-i-say-a-lotta-shit-i-don-t-mean-and/)

[Kristen Ashley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristen-ashley/)

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