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title: "3 Piss Boot Quotes by 3 authors"
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> [ They \[Christian rednecks\] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-bageant/they-christian-rednecks-were-so-stupid-that-they-couldn-t-pour-piss/)

[Joe Bageant](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-bageant/)

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> [“My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-scott-card/my-father-always-said-that-government-is-like-watching-another-man/)

[Orson Scott Card](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orson-scott-card/)

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> [The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lyndon-b-johnson/the-organization-of-american-states-couldn-t-pour-piss-out-of-a-boot/)

[Lyndon B. Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lyndon-b-johnson/)

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