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> [Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-barry/never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the-pilot-is-wearing-a-tank-top/)

[Dave Barry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dave-barry/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/afd/dave-barry-222_aircraft_never-board-a-commercial-aircraft-if-the_1156856.png)

> [Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-carlin/never-get-on-an-airplane-if-the-pilot-is-wearing-a-hat-that-has-more/)

[George Carlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-carlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6da/george-carlin-155_airplane_never-get-on-an-airplane-if-the-pilot-is_1374080.jpg)

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