--- title: "7 Pillow fights Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 7 Pillow fights quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Pillow fights sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/orson-scott-card-134_childhood_while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i_150600.png" --- > [“While you're governing the colony and I'm writing political philosophy, They'll never guess that in the darkness of night we sneak into…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-scott-card/while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i-m-writing-political/) [Orson Scott Card](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/orson-scott-card/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/orson-scott-card-134_childhood_while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i_150600.png) > [Man versus woman equals fun. Man versus man equals gay. Woman versus woman equals awesome. Man versus pillow equals crazy. Pillow versus…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/man-versus-woman-equals-fun-man-versus-man-equals-gay-woman-versus/) [Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea9/demetri-martin-511_ahead-of-time_man-versus-woman-equals-fun-man-versus-m_466321.jpg) > [Oh my God, you're serious. Honey, I am a six time Women's Champion, if you get into the ring with me it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/trish-stratus/oh-my-god-you-re-serious-honey-i-am-a-six-time-women-s-champion-if/) [Trish Stratus](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/trish-stratus/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/73a/trish-stratus-23745_careers_oh-my-god-you-re-serious-honey-i-am-a-si_1495530.jpg) > [When our bed is made, it's covered in 40 pillows-like we're stockpiling ammo for the global pillow fight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/when-our-bed-is-made-it-s-covered-in-40-pillows-like-we-re/) [Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/46a/jim-gaffigan-580_ammo_when-our-bed-is-made-it-s-covered-in-40_1830352.jpg) > [How good is Missouri quarterback Chase Daniel anyway? ... to me, Daniel's brilliance has nothing to do with the big numbers he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-posnanski/how-good-is-missouri-quarterback-chase-daniel-anyway-to-me-daniel-s/) [Joe Posnanski](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-posnanski/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/142/joe-posnanski-36944_all-kinds_how-good-is-missouri-quarterback-chase-d_2452611.jpg) > [An ideal day starts with putting on a good, smart, fun show where I learn something and ends with me fending off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/willie-geist/an-ideal-day-starts-with-putting-on-a-good-smart-fun-show-where-i/) [Willie Geist](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/willie-geist/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fd/willie-geist-10831_atomic_an-ideal-day-starts-with-putting-on-a-go_3027471.jpg) > [Endless pillow fights with my best friend. ^\_^](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james/endless-pillow-fights-with-my-best-friend/) [James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c6c/james-1648_best-friend_endless-pillow-fights-with-my-best-frien_3207088.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pillow-fights/#itemlist", "name": "Pillow fights Quotes", "numberOfItems": 7, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“While you're governing the colony and I'm writing political philosophy, They'll never guess that in the darkness of night we sneak into each other's room and play checkers and have pillow fights.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Orson Scott Card" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/orson-scott-card/while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i-m-writing-political/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/orson-scott-card-134_childhood_while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i_150600.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/orson-scott-card-134_childhood_while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i_150600.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/orson-scott-card-134_childhood_while-you-re-governing-the-colony-and-i_150600.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“While you're governing the colony and I'm writing political philosophy, They'll never guess that in the…” — Orson Scott Card", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Man versus woman equals fun. 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