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title: "7 Pig Dirty Quotes by 6 authors"
description: "Browse 7 Pig Dirty quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Pig Dirty sayings and thoughts."
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> [Never get into a wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-mccain/never-get-into-a-wrestling-match-with-a-pig-you-both-get-dirty-and/)

[John McCain](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-mccain/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc0/john-mccain-465_animal_never-get-into-a-wrestling-match-with-a_102166.png)

> [Never Fight With A Pig. You Will Get Dirty, And The Pig Will Love It.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pacifiersucker/never-fight-with-a-pig-you-will-get-dirty-and-the-pig-will-love-it/)

[Pacifiersucker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pacifiersucker/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e9/pacifiersucker-133_animal_never-fight-with-a-pig-you-will-get-dirt_490109.jpg)

> [I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with-a-pig-you-get-dirty-and/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9c/george-bernard-shaw-68_animal_i-learned-long-ago-never-to-wrestle-with_516630.png)

> [When you get in the mud with a pig, you get dirty and the pig gets happy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-altucher/when-you-get-in-the-mud-with-a-pig-you-get-dirty-and-the-pig-gets/)

[James Altucher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-altucher/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dfa/james-altucher-1597_animal_when-you-get-in-the-mud-with-a-pig-you-g_651881.png)

> [The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-bernard-shaw/the-wheels-are-turning-but-the-hamsters-are-all-dead-make-it-idiot/)

[George Bernard Shaw](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-bernard-shaw/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7b/george-bernard-shaw-68_animal_the-wheels-are-turning-but-the-hamsters_1226552.jpg)

> [Administrators are like pigs; don't wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/don-meyer/administrators-are-like-pigs-don-t-wrestle-with-a-pig-because-you/)

[Don Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/don-meyer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/36e/don-meyer-7312_administrators_administrators-are-like-pigs-don-t-wrest_1481842.png)

> [“One of the things I learned firsthand as a child, growing up in Zacatecas, Mexico was... that when you fight with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jos-n-harris/one-of-the-things-i-learned-firsthand-as-a-child-growing-up-in/)

[José N. Harris](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jos-n-harris/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb0/jos-n-harris-929_animal_one-of-the-things-i-learned-firsthand-as_2590202.jpg)

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