--- title: "53 Pics Quotes By Alla" description: "53 Pics quotes by Alla. Plus more from Alla and more Pics sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3be/alla-7938_pics_am-i-to-sexy-2326336_2326336.jpg" --- > [Am I to sexy?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/am-i-to-sexy/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3be/alla-7938_pics_am-i-to-sexy-2326336_2326336.jpg) > [So very true.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/so-very-true/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/306/alla-7938_being-broken_so-very-true-1331388_1331388.jpg) > [My poor brother...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/my-poor-brother/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb3/alla-7938_brother_my-poor-brother-1304985_1304985.jpg) > [My step dad and his son.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/my-step-dad-and-his-son/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1e/alla-7938_dad_my-step-dad-and-his-son-1137970_1137970.jpg) > [Punctuation saves lives.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/punctuation-saves-lives/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/707/alla-7938_lives_punctuation-saves-lives-3076524_3076524.jpg) > [How true is this??](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/how-true-is-this/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/794/alla-7938_freaking_how-true-is-this-2791621_2791621.jpg) > [Why I can't lose weight.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/why-i-can-t-lose-weight/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/alla-7938_lose-weight_why-i-can-t-lose-weight-2190396_2190396.jpg) > [Why is this so true?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/why-is-this-so-true/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d20/alla-7938_pics_why-is-this-so-true-1015410_1015410.jpg) > [Why did the chicken cross the road?????](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59c/alla-7938_journey_why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road-90307_903079.jpg) > [The longer you stare the funnier it gets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/the-longer-you-stare-the-funnier-it-gets/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/alla-7938_comedy_the-longer-you-stare-the-funnier-it-gets_3177024.jpg) > [Spoof of : Stop the violence! Imagine world peace!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/spoof-of-stop-the-violence-imagine-world-peace/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/alla-7938_peace_spoof-of-stop-the-violence-imagine-world_831736.jpg) > [Anesthesia before anesthesia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/anesthesia-before-anesthesia/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15d/alla-7938_pics_anesthesia-before-anesthesia-736104_736104.jpg) > [PROSTITUTE KITTY ON THE LOOSE!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/prostitute-kitty-on-the-loose/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/32a/alla-7938_pics_prostitute-kitty-on-the-loose-784380_784380.jpg) > [Computer games... I don't get it either.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/computer-games-i-don-t-get-it-either/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/alla-7938_computer-games_computer-games-i-don-t-get-it-either-202_2024840.jpg) > [Lol this was my grandmother...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/lol-this-was-my-grandmother/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b53/alla-7938_grandmother_lol-this-was-my-grandmother-3042005_3042005.jpg) > [My mother... Bless her soul. She has 5 kids...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/my-mother-bless-her-soul-she-has-5-kids/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b36/alla-7938_mother_my-mother-bless-her-soul-she-has-5-kids_1588888.jpg) > [How are men and cats alike? When they get frisky, they go for blondes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/how-are-men-and-cats-alike-when-they-get-frisky-they-go-for-blondes/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ed/alla-7938_pics_how-are-men-and-cats-alike-when-they-get_836168.jpg) > [Sexy and I Know It... Peeta's style... Wow that gets annoying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-that-gets-annoying/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2f/alla-7938_annoying_sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-tha_127212.jpg) > [This is me. Once a week out of every month. This... is me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/this-is-me-once-a-week-out-of-every-month-this-is-me/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5d/alla-7938_month_this-is-me-once-a-week-out-of-every-mont_2446710.jpg) > [Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/everything-we-need-to-know-we-learned-in-kindergarten-boys-are-dumb/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc3/alla-7938_pics_everything-we-need-to-know-we-learned-in_1282394.jpg) > [First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/first-cars-are-stressful-give-a-blonde-a-break-lol/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/alla-7938_pics_first-cars-are-stressful-give-a-blonde-a_1389470.jpg) > [If someone can find the happy-medium here, I am dying to know it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/if-someone-can-find-the-happy-medium-here-i-am-dying-to-know-it/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/396/alla-7938_happiness_if-someone-can-find-the-happy-medium-her_2076339.jpg) > [You thought this was going to be all sweet and philosophical, didn't you?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/you-thought-this-was-going-to-be-all-sweet-and-philosophical-didn-t/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/alla-7938_philosophy_you-thought-this-was-going-to-be-all-swe_2204034.jpg) > [WAIT, NALA NO!!! THAT'S NOT NELLY!!! WRONG KITTY!!!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/wait-nala-no-that-s-not-nelly-wrong-kitty/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/alla-7938_cats_wait-nala-no-that-s-not-nelly-wrong-kitt_2841780.jpg) > [Our poor mothers... God bless their poor, beaten dry, ripped apart, played with and put back all mangled souls.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/our-poor-mothers-god-bless-their-poor-beaten-dry-ripped-apart-played/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/463/alla-7938_god-bless_our-poor-mothers-god-bless-their-poor-be_1681059.jpg) > [In my head: YOU! It's all you! Marry me! Kiss me! Hold me! Be the father of my children!!! On the outside:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/in-my-head-you-it-s-all-you-marry-me-kiss-me-hold-me-be-the-father-of/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d0e/alla-7938_children_in-my-head-you-it-s-all-you-marry-me-kis_2644968.jpg) > [This was me at a very young age. I'm not the one in the pic... but... you get what I mean. I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not-the-one-in-the-pic-but-you/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/alla-7938_pics_this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not_515878.jpg) > [If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images-it-looks-like-a-bunch-of/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a3/alla-7938_blow-job_if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images_2460041.jpg) > [Ehh, they'll get over it. \*push\* Oops! Didn't see you there! Here, let me hel- ahhh. you fell again? That sucks. Here-…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/ehh-they-ll-get-over-it-push-oops-didn-t-see-you-there-here-let-me/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/alla-7938_fell_ehh-they-ll-get-over-it-push-oops-didn-t_3055743.jpg) > [Some people think it takes a genius to read this. But if you just read it, and don't try too hard, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/some-people-think-it-takes-a-genius-to-read-this-but-if-you-just-read/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/alla-7938_average-joe_some-people-think-it-takes-a-genius-to-r_3045608.jpg) > [When there is no one cheering for you that you can play the game for, play for the little boy or girl…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/when-there-is-no-one-cheering-for-you-that-you-can-play-the-game-for/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3a/alla-7938_pics_when-there-is-no-one-cheering-for-you-th_344047.jpg) > [My dog: Nala. My cat: Nelly. Nelly is a bitch (see the irony there?) who tries to escape her prison (my house)…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/my-dog-nala-my-cat-nelly-nelly-is-a-bitch-see-the-irony-there-who/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e12/alla-7938_dog_my-dog-nala-my-cat-nelly-nelly-is-a-bitc_1129067.jpg) > [Not his biggest fan.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/not-his-biggest-fan/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/593/alla-7938_biggest-fan_not-his-biggest-fan-1838258_1838258.jpg) > [Google b4 u Tweet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/google-b4-u-tweet/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ccb/alla-7938_google_google-b4-u-tweet-3106427_3106427.jpg) > [Proof that money grows on trees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/proof-that-money-grows-on-trees/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2e/alla-7938_money_proof-that-money-grows-on-trees-1607595_1607595.jpg) > [Oh Lord please don't let this be me one day...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/oh-lord-please-don-t-let-this-be-me-one-day/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39a/alla-7938_pics_oh-lord-please-don-t-let-this-be-me-one_740916.jpg) > [Uh... I have 4 fishies. Should I be afraid??](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/uh-i-have-4-fishies-should-i-be-afraid/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/alla-7938_fear_uh-i-have-4-fishies-should-i-be-afraid-1_1294969.jpg) > [Possessed man! Fucking POSSESSED!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/possessed-man-fucking-possessed/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9e/alla-7938_pics_possessed-man-fucking-possessed-637521_637521.jpg) > [OH MY FUCKING GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/oh-my-fucking-god-it-all-makes-sense-now/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39d/alla-7938_fucking_oh-my-fucking-god-it-all-makes-sense-now_2740690.jpg) > [Why dinosaurs are extinct.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/why-dinosaurs-are-extinct/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9dd/alla-7938_pics_why-dinosaurs-are-extinct-1587463_1587463.jpg) ## More by Alla > [Dude. That's the way I do EVERYTHING.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/dude-that-s-the-way-i-do-everything/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Sexy and I Know It... Peeta's style... Wow that gets annoying.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-that-gets-annoying/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [I wonder why it hasn't given out yet...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/i-wonder-why-it-hasn-t-given-out-yet/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Consider yourself caught. We're done. SO. FUCKING. DONE.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/consider-yourself-caught-we-re-done-so-fucking-done/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [He asked me if I was doing ok... I don't think he knew he would get this sort of response... // right now I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/he-asked-me-if-i-was-doing-ok-i-don-t-think-he-knew-he-would-get-this/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [I heard about a love that never leaves. So I'm asking you to show me. I'm talking to you down here on my knees,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/i-heard-about-a-love-that-never-leaves-so-i-m-asking-you-to-show-me-i/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [When there is no one cheering for you that you can play the game for, play for the little boy or girl inside you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/when-there-is-no-one-cheering-for-you-that-you-can-play-the-game-for/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Bruno with my baby cousin. Meme-ified!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/bruno-with-my-baby-cousin-meme-ified/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [This was me at a very young age. I'm not the one in the pic... but... you get what I mean. I'm still going-…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not-the-one-in-the-pic-but-you/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Strangers think I'm quiet. My friends think that I'm outgoing. My best friends know that I'm completely inane!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/strangers-think-i-m-quiet-my-friends-think-that-i-m-outgoing-my-best/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Paper and pencil illusion. AMAZING!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/paper-and-pencil-illusion-amazing/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Never make eye contact while eating a banana.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/never-make-eye-contact-while-eating-a-banana/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Possessed man! Fucking POSSESSED!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/possessed-man-fucking-possessed/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [All I want was for things to go back to the way it was. When you held my hand... Before I got caught in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/all-i-want-was-for-things-to-go-back-to-the-way-it-was-when-you-held/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) > [Anesthesia before anesthesia.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/anesthesia-before-anesthesia/) [Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pics/alla/#itemlist", "name": "53 Pics Quotes By Alla", "numberOfItems": 40, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Am I to sexy?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/am-i-to-sexy/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3be/alla-7938_pics_am-i-to-sexy-2326336_2326336.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3be/alla-7938_pics_am-i-to-sexy-2326336_2326336.jpg", "url": 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"https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 7, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Why I can't lose weight.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/why-i-can-t-lose-weight/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/alla-7938_lose-weight_why-i-can-t-lose-weight-2190396_2190396.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/alla-7938_lose-weight_why-i-can-t-lose-weight-2190396_2190396.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/alla-7938_lose-weight_why-i-can-t-lose-weight-2190396_2190396.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Why I can't lose weight.” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 8, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Why is this so true?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": 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Imagine world peace!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/spoof-of-stop-the-violence-imagine-world-peace/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/alla-7938_peace_spoof-of-stop-the-violence-imagine-world_831736.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/alla-7938_peace_spoof-of-stop-the-violence-imagine-world_831736.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b5/alla-7938_peace_spoof-of-stop-the-violence-imagine-world_831736.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Spoof of : Stop the violence! 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I don't get it either.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/computer-games-i-don-t-get-it-either/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/alla-7938_computer-games_computer-games-i-don-t-get-it-either-202_2024840.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/alla-7938_computer-games_computer-games-i-don-t-get-it-either-202_2024840.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bbe/alla-7938_computer-games_computer-games-i-don-t-get-it-either-202_2024840.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Computer games... 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Bless her soul. She has 5 kids...", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/my-mother-bless-her-soul-she-has-5-kids/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b36/alla-7938_mother_my-mother-bless-her-soul-she-has-5-kids_1588888.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b36/alla-7938_mother_my-mother-bless-her-soul-she-has-5-kids_1588888.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b36/alla-7938_mother_my-mother-bless-her-soul-she-has-5-kids_1588888.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“My mother... Bless her soul. She has 5 kids...” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 17, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "How are men and cats alike? When they get frisky, they go for blondes.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/how-are-men-and-cats-alike-when-they-get-frisky-they-go-for-blondes/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ed/alla-7938_pics_how-are-men-and-cats-alike-when-they-get_836168.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ed/alla-7938_pics_how-are-men-and-cats-alike-when-they-get_836168.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1ed/alla-7938_pics_how-are-men-and-cats-alike-when-they-get_836168.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“How are men and cats alike? When they get frisky, they go for blondes.” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 18, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Sexy and I Know It... Peeta's style... Wow that gets annoying.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-that-gets-annoying/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2f/alla-7938_annoying_sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-tha_127212.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2f/alla-7938_annoying_sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-tha_127212.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c2f/alla-7938_annoying_sexy-and-i-know-it-peeta-s-style-wow-tha_127212.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Sexy and I Know It... Peeta's style... Wow that gets annoying.” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 19, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "This is me. Once a week out of every month. This... is me.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/this-is-me-once-a-week-out-of-every-month-this-is-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5d/alla-7938_month_this-is-me-once-a-week-out-of-every-mont_2446710.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5d/alla-7938_month_this-is-me-once-a-week-out-of-every-mont_2446710.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5d/alla-7938_month_this-is-me-once-a-week-out-of-every-mont_2446710.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This is me. Once a week out of every month. This... is me.” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 20, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/everything-we-need-to-know-we-learned-in-kindergarten-boys-are-dumb/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc3/alla-7938_pics_everything-we-need-to-know-we-learned-in_1282394.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc3/alla-7938_pics_everything-we-need-to-know-we-learned-in_1282394.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dc3/alla-7938_pics_everything-we-need-to-know-we-learned-in_1282394.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Everything we need to know we learned in Kindergarten. Boys are dumb.” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 21, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :)", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/first-cars-are-stressful-give-a-blonde-a-break-lol/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/alla-7938_pics_first-cars-are-stressful-give-a-blonde-a_1389470.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/alla-7938_pics_first-cars-are-stressful-give-a-blonde-a_1389470.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d99/alla-7938_pics_first-cars-are-stressful-give-a-blonde-a_1389470.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“First cars are stressful. GIVE A BLONDE A BREAK!!! lol :)” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 22, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "If someone can find the happy-medium here, I am dying to know it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/if-someone-can-find-the-happy-medium-here-i-am-dying-to-know-it/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/396/alla-7938_happiness_if-someone-can-find-the-happy-medium-her_2076339.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/396/alla-7938_happiness_if-someone-can-find-the-happy-medium-her_2076339.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/396/alla-7938_happiness_if-someone-can-find-the-happy-medium-her_2076339.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“If someone can find the happy-medium here, I am dying to know it.” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 23, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "You thought this was going to be all sweet and philosophical, didn't you?", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/you-thought-this-was-going-to-be-all-sweet-and-philosophical-didn-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/alla-7938_philosophy_you-thought-this-was-going-to-be-all-swe_2204034.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/alla-7938_philosophy_you-thought-this-was-going-to-be-all-swe_2204034.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/baa/alla-7938_philosophy_you-thought-this-was-going-to-be-all-swe_2204034.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“You thought this was going to be all sweet and philosophical, didn't you?” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 24, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "WAIT, NALA NO!!! THAT'S NOT NELLY!!! WRONG KITTY!!!!!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/wait-nala-no-that-s-not-nelly-wrong-kitty/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/alla-7938_cats_wait-nala-no-that-s-not-nelly-wrong-kitt_2841780.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/alla-7938_cats_wait-nala-no-that-s-not-nelly-wrong-kitt_2841780.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/277/alla-7938_cats_wait-nala-no-that-s-not-nelly-wrong-kitt_2841780.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“WAIT, NALA NO!!! THAT'S NOT NELLY!!! WRONG KITTY!!!!!” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 25, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Our poor mothers... God bless their poor, beaten dry, ripped apart, played with and put back all mangled souls.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/our-poor-mothers-god-bless-their-poor-beaten-dry-ripped-apart-played/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/463/alla-7938_god-bless_our-poor-mothers-god-bless-their-poor-be_1681059.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/463/alla-7938_god-bless_our-poor-mothers-god-bless-their-poor-be_1681059.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/463/alla-7938_god-bless_our-poor-mothers-god-bless-their-poor-be_1681059.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Our poor mothers... 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I'm not the one in the pic... but... you get what I mean. I'm still going- places. Just not... well. I'm done here.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not-the-one-in-the-pic-but-you/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/alla-7938_pics_this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not_515878.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/alla-7938_pics_this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not_515878.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/alla-7938_pics_this-was-me-at-a-very-young-age-i-m-not_515878.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“This was me at a very young age. I'm not the one in the pic... but... you get what I mean. 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Didn't see you there! Here, let me hel- ahhh. you fell again? That sucks. Here- no. Bye!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/ehh-they-ll-get-over-it-push-oops-didn-t-see-you-there-here-let-me/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/alla-7938_fell_ehh-they-ll-get-over-it-push-oops-didn-t_3055743.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/alla-7938_fell_ehh-they-ll-get-over-it-push-oops-didn-t_3055743.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/096/alla-7938_fell_ehh-they-ll-get-over-it-push-oops-didn-t_3055743.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Ehh, they'll get over it. *push* Oops! Didn't see you there! Here, let me hel- ahhh. you fell again? That…” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 30, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Some people think it takes a genius to read this. But if you just read it, and don't try too hard, the average Joe will be able to read it.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/some-people-think-it-takes-a-genius-to-read-this-but-if-you-just-read/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/alla-7938_average-joe_some-people-think-it-takes-a-genius-to-r_3045608.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/alla-7938_average-joe_some-people-think-it-takes-a-genius-to-r_3045608.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/66f/alla-7938_average-joe_some-people-think-it-takes-a-genius-to-r_3045608.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Some people think it takes a genius to read this. 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I have 4 fishies. Should I be afraid??", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/uh-i-have-4-fishies-should-i-be-afraid/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/alla-7938_fear_uh-i-have-4-fishies-should-i-be-afraid-1_1294969.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/alla-7938_fear_uh-i-have-4-fishies-should-i-be-afraid-1_1294969.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb3/alla-7938_fear_uh-i-have-4-fishies-should-i-be-afraid-1_1294969.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Uh... I have 4 fishies. Should I be afraid??” — Alla", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 38, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Possessed man! Fucking POSSESSED!", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Alla" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/possessed-man-fucking-possessed/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9e/alla-7938_pics_possessed-man-fucking-possessed-637521_637521.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9e/alla-7938_pics_possessed-man-fucking-possessed-637521_637521.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e9e/alla-7938_pics_possessed-man-fucking-possessed-637521_637521.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Possessed man! 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