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> [When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in bullshit, which sounds cool because he could have potentially murdered a football field full of babies,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/when-the-iphone-was-first-announced-ceo-steve-jobs-spewed-enough-bs/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

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## More by Maddox

> [Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/passing-out-while-you-try-to-kill-yourself-is-like-failing-at-failing/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/if-women-ran-the-world-we-d-still-be-searching-for-the-wheel/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [“I think you're a terrible person and I hope you get some psychiatric help. Go to hell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/i-think-you-re-a-terrible-person-and-i-hope-you-get-some-psychiatric/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [When the iPhone was first announced, CEO Steve Jobs spewed enough BS to cover a football field full of babies 3 feet deep in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/when-the-iphone-was-first-announced-ceo-steve-jobs-spewed-enough-bs/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [If Manliness had a soundtrack, the score would be metal.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/if-manliness-had-a-soundtrack-the-score-would-be-metal/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/i-don-t-get-it-they-re-package-the-same-shitty-football-games-every/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/the-only-thing-that-goes-with-crocs-is-social-ostracism/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

> [Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maddox/whales-are-drinking-all-our-water-and-eating-our-sailors/)

[Maddox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maddox/)

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