--- title: "13 Peter griffin Quotes by 6 authors" description: "Browse 13 Peter griffin quotes by 6 authors. Discover the best Peter griffin sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/family-guy-18847_children_tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox_4455.jpg" --- > [Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox-fast-animals-slow-children/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/family-guy-18847_children_tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox_4455.jpg) > [I had such a crush on her. Until I met you, Lois. Youre my silver medal. -Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/i-had-such-a-crush-on-her-until-i-met-you-lois-youre-my-silver-medal/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7af/family-guy-18847_quote_i-had-such-a-crush-on-her-until-i-met-yo_849916.jpg) > [Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me a hundred dollars if I took off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-griffin/hey-hey-where-the-hell-is-that-peter-griffin-he-told-me-he-d-give-me/) [Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-griffin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d5e/peter-griffin-16801_clothes_hey-hey-where-the-hell-is-that-peter-gri_922110.jpg) > [“Sometimes I really do feel that Peter Griffin is right about the clouds plotting against us.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rickey-russell/sometimes-i-really-do-feel-that-peter-griffin-is-right-about-the/) [Rickey Russell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rickey-russell/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/64b/rickey-russell-50180_personal-quotes_sometimes-i-really-do-feel-that-peter-gr_1299394.jpg) > [Darth Vader : Luc I am your father Peter Griffin : Im Peter Griffin Darth Vader : Thank fuckin god, I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/darth-vader-luc-i-am-your-father-peter-griffin-im-peter-griffin-darth/) Author Name [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ab2/author-name-101_darth-vader_darth-vader-luc-i-am-your-father-peter-g_1779297.jpg) > [Life is full of important decisions like whether or not you got time to masturbate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-griffin/life-is-full-of-important-decisions-like-whether-or-not-you-got-time/) [Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-griffin/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e0d/peter-griffin-16801_decision-making_life-is-full-of-important-decisions-like_846881.jpg) > [All right, all right, make like Siamese twins and split... And then one of you die. -Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/all-right-all-right-make-like-siamese-twins-and-split-and-then-one-of/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ca6/family-guy-18847_quote_all-right-all-right-make-like-siamese-tw_185249.jpg) > [I think the lesson here is, it really doesnt matter where youre from, as long as were all the same religion. -Peter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/i-think-the-lesson-here-is-it-really-doesnt-matter-where-youre-from/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb8/family-guy-18847_quote_i-think-the-lesson-here-is-it-really-doe_1783007.jpg) > [“This is life, the one you get so go and have a ball, because the world don't move, to the beat of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/seth-macfarlane/this-is-life-the-one-you-get-so-go-and-have-a-ball-because-the-world/) [Seth MacFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/seth-macfarlane/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/504/seth-macfarlane-4710_family-guy_this-is-life-the-one-you-get-so-go-and-h_792455.jpg) > [At a friends house.. There Landlord is in the kitchen. Her dad comes in the room and pulled out his phone and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasmine-laura/at-a-friends-house-there-landlord-is-in-the-kitchen-her-dad-comes-in/) [Jasmine Laura](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasmine-laura/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8e2/jasmine-laura-868_friends_at-a-friends-house-there-landlord-is-in_2510688.jpg) > [And Joe, Ive had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. Since youre half a man…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/and-joe-ive-had-new-neighbors-before-but-none-of-them-were-half-the/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a7/family-guy-18847_quote_and-joe-ive-had-new-neighbors-before-but_2241349.jpg) > [Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. -Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/sorry-meg-daddy-loves-ya-but-daddy-also-loves-star-trek-and-in-all/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a28/family-guy-18847_justice_sorry-meg-daddy-loves-ya-but-daddy-also_1234047.jpg) > [Dear McGyver: Enclosed is a paper clip, a rubber band, and a drinking straw. Please save our dog. -Peter Griffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/dear-mcgyver-enclosed-is-a-paper-clip-a-rubber-band-and-a-drinking-2/) [Family Guy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/family-guy/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9bd/family-guy-18847_quote_dear-mcgyver-enclosed-is-a-paper-clip-a_1682887.jpg) ## Top authors on Peter griffin ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/peter-griffin/#itemlist", "name": "Peter griffin Quotes", "numberOfItems": 13, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Family Guy" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/family-guy/tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox-fast-animals-slow-children/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/family-guy-18847_children_tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox_4455.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/family-guy-18847_children_tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox_4455.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d2b/family-guy-18847_children_tonight-theres-a-new-reality-show-on-fox_4455.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Tonight theres a new reality show on Fox: Fast Animals, Slow Children. -Peter Griffin” — Family Guy", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I had such a crush on her. 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