---
title: "64 Perverted Quotes by 61 authors"
description: "Browse 64 Perverted quotes by 61 authors. Discover the best Perverted sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/stefan-boldisor-51013_masochism_masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pa_530749.jpg"
---

> [“Masochism is a condition of perverted pain.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stefan-boldisor/masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pain/)

[Stefan Boldisor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stefan-boldisor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/stefan-boldisor-51013_masochism_masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pa_530749.jpg)

> [“When left unsatisfied, lust becomes violence.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-vander-ark/when-left-unsatisfied-lust-becomes-violence/)

[Jake Vander Ark](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jake-vander-ark/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fe/jake-vander-ark-29032_bullies_when-left-unsatisfied-lust-becomes-viole_1073595.jpg)

> [Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-lang/sex-is-not-sinful-but-sin-has-perverted-it/)

[Walter Lang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/walter-lang/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/843/walter-lang-19105_perverted_sex-is-not-sinful-but-sin-has-perverted_1483152.png)

> [Everything's perverted in a different way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfred-hitchcock/everything-s-perverted-in-a-different-way/)

[Alfred Hitchcock](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alfred-hitchcock/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e7/alfred-hitchcock-3063_different_everything-s-perverted-in-a-different-wa_2998293.jpg)

> [All things tend to corrupt perverted minds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-tullius-cicero/all-things-tend-to-corrupt-perverted-minds/)

[Marcus Tullius Cicero](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marcus-tullius-cicero/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d09/marcus-tullius-cicero-157_all-things_all-things-tend-to-corrupt-perverted-min_128382.jpg)

> [Evil is only good perverted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-wadsworth-longfellow/evil-is-only-good-perverted/)

[Henry Wadsworth Longfellow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-wadsworth-longfellow/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7e/henry-wadsworth-longfellow-284_evil_evil-is-only-good-perverted-398124_398124.jpg)

> [Sick and perverted always appeals to me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sick-and-perverted-always-appeals-to-me/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/383/anonymous-1_appeals_sick-and-perverted-always-appeals-to-me_1262395.jpg)

> [“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/most-priests-wish-they-were-as-righteous-as-they-seem-to-most-members/)

[Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4c/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_angelic_most-priests-wish-they-were-as-righteous_2370115.jpg)

> [“What we're fighting against isn't an out-and-out vice. It's an overgrown, perverted virtue.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-taylor/what-we-re-fighting-against-isn-t-an-out-and-out-vice-it-s-an/)

[Jared Taylor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jared-taylor/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/687/jared-taylor-14340_fighting_what-we-re-fighting-against-isn-t-an-out_2601341.jpg)

> [I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-wolfram/i-want-to-know-the-truth-however-perverted-that-may-sound/)

[Stephen Wolfram](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephen-wolfram/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/828/stephen-wolfram-31240_inspirational_i-want-to-know-the-truth-however-pervert_1986268.png)

> [“Most things that declare the glory of God can be perverted to worship.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-missler/most-things-that-declare-the-glory-of-god-can-be-perverted-to-worship/)

[Chuck Missler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-missler/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/chuck-missler-31769_glory-of-god_most-things-that-declare-the-glory-of-go_642810.png)

> [“I think I might actually like that, you pervert. You perverted me in there." (Perry)”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmond-manning/i-think-i-might-actually-like-that-you-pervert-you-perverted-me-in/)

[Edmond Manning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edmond-manning/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/edmond-manning-12645_quote_i-think-i-might-actually-like-that-you-p_2153802.jpg)

> [The things that confuse me are when he's being perverted, is it because he likes me, or are all guys like this?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-things-that-confuse-me-are-when-he-s-being-perverted-is-it/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/982/anonymous-1_being-perverted_the-things-that-confuse-me-are-when-he-s_2704482.jpg)

> [You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-stoppard/you-can-t-treat-royalty-like-people-with-normal-perverted-desires/)

[Tom Stoppard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tom-stoppard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/041/tom-stoppard-437_desire_you-can-t-treat-royalty-like-people-with_1596396.png)

> [“I'm glad you're back to your normal, perverted self. That half hour you practiced self control was awful.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vi-keeland/i-m-glad-you-re-back-to-your-normal-perverted-self-that-half-hour-you/)

[Vi Keeland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vi-keeland/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f13/vi-keeland-3114_funny_i-m-glad-you-re-back-to-your-normal-perv_1455274.jpg)

> [“The world nowadays is so perverted. Some people think I'm insane only because they don't understand my point of view.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-fingarov/the-world-nowadays-is-so-perverted-some-people-think-i-m-insane-only/)

[Mario Fingarov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mario-fingarov/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b30/mario-fingarov-49655_misbelief_the-world-nowadays-is-so-perverted-some_1904197.jpg)

> [I can't believe there's a website which counts down until I'm legal. It is quite sick and perverted when you think about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-church/i-can-t-believe-there-s-a-website-which-counts-down-until-i-m-legal/)

[Charlotte Church](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-church/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a8/charlotte-church-26690_believe_i-can-t-believe-there-s-a-website-which_397077.jpg)

> [“The noble calling to rule and subdue the earth in God’s name was perverted, as male and female tried to rule and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-custis-james/the-noble-calling-to-rule-and-subdue-the-earth-in-god-s-name-was/)

[Carolyn Custis James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carolyn-custis-james/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/carolyn-custis-james-17915_christianity_the-noble-calling-to-rule-and-subdue-the_2506907.png)

> [That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-noland/that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-says-one-word-and-your-mom/)

[K Noland](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-noland/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/k-noland-39811_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-say_2607391.jpg)

> [“Maybe I’m not attracted to real girls, he’d thought at the time. Maybe I’m some sort of perverted cartoon-sexual.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/maybe-i-m-not-attracted-to-real-girls-he-d-thought-at-the-time-maybe/)

[Rainbow Rowell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rainbow-rowell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/rainbow-rowell-135_time_maybe-i-m-not-attracted-to-real-girls-he_1400935.jpg)

> [I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-joel/i-d-rather-laugh-in-bed-than-do-it-if-i-went-to-a-lady-of-the-night-i/)

[Billy Joel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/billy-joel/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/billy-joel-1000_jokes_i-d-rather-laugh-in-bed-than-do-it-if-i_936490.png)

> [Why do people think being perverted is a way to get someone's attention? It's not even funny. It's just immature and dumb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-do-people-think-being-perverted-is-a-way-to-get-someone-s/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75c/anonymous-1_being-perverted_why-do-people-think-being-perverted-is-a_2834654.jpg)

> [“Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-lauren/honestly-he-d-said-more-perverted-things-to-my-face-to-my-boobs-did/)

[Christina Lauren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christina-lauren/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f9/christina-lauren-976_flirting_honestly-he-d-said-more-perverted-things_1390302.jpg)

> [Those who live by mystery & charlatanerie, fearing you would render them useless by simplifying the Christian philosophy - the most sublime…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/those-who-live-by-mystery-charlatanerie-fearing-you-would-render-them/)

[Thomas Jefferson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/thomas-jefferson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/thomas-jefferson-43_against-religion_those-who-live-by-mystery-charlatanerie_2577620.jpg)

> [“He looks kind, but he's really a huge sex fiend. He's perverted and spoiled and always jealous. And he hasn't called me…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yugi-yamada/he-looks-kind-but-he-s-really-a-huge-sex-fiend-he-s-perverted-and/)

Yugi Yamada

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/388/yugi-yamada-107764_friendship_he-looks-kind-but-he-s-really-a-huge-sex_416679.jpg)

> [Appalling numbers of youth have been led into a cynical ultra-sophisticated attitude which regards drinking as a badge of social aptitude, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-parker-yockey/appalling-numbers-of-youth-have-been-led-into-a-cynical-ultra/)

[Francis Parker Yockey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/francis-parker-yockey/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/francis-parker-yockey-18162_america_appalling-numbers-of-youth-have-been-led_180706.jpg)

> [“While we are curling down in our comfort zone, the perverted talents of connectivity-designers drive us surreptitiously into a blind alley of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-pevernagie/while-we-are-curling-down-in-our-comfort-zone-the-perverted-talents/)

[Erik Pevernagie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/erik-pevernagie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/erik-pevernagie-688_addiction_while-we-are-curling-down-in-our-comfort_2943216.jpg)

> [“You know God does not manifest Himself,” Halgan shouted. “That is also heresy. The Revelation is not corporeal. You know this. Why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-k-morgan/you-know-god-does-not-manifest-himself-halgan-shouted-that-is-also/)

[Richard K. Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-k-morgan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/richard-k-morgan-3983_perverted_you-know-god-does-not-manifest-himself-h_1352363.jpg)

> [You must moderate yourself according to your strength. When you have done all that you can to see that no Christian is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vincent-de-paul/you-must-moderate-yourself-according-to-your-strength-when-you-have/)

[Vincent de Paul](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vincent-de-paul/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad3/vincent-de-paul-1676_christian_you-must-moderate-yourself-according-to_907984.jpg)

> [I've discovered that I can't trust the ratings board at all, because they have - to my mind - a perverted point…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-h-macy/i-ve-discovered-that-i-can-t-trust-the-ratings-board-at-all-because/)

[William H. Macy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-h-macy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a8/william-h-macy-3931_anatomy_i-ve-discovered-that-i-can-t-trust-the-r_1248167.jpg)

> [During the second term of the Clinton presidency... I thought, 'Here is the literal and figurative role model for the United States…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-ultimate-warrior/during-the-second-term-of-the-clinton-presidency-i-thought-here-is/)

[The Ultimate Warrior](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/the-ultimate-warrior/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/the-ultimate-warrior-15629_america_during-the-second-term-of-the-clinton-pr_1010810.png)

> [“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a torturous…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/there-had-been-a-time-in-high-school-see-when-i-wrestled-with-the/)

[Michael Chabon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-chabon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e54/michael-chabon-627_high-school_there-had-been-a-time-in-high-school-see_3177683.jpg)

> [“Doode," George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. "Nope, more u , less oo . Duuude."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/doode-george-said-he-d-practiced-all-morning-but-still-didn-t-get-it/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/ilona-andrews-150_dude_doode-george-said-he-d-practiced-all-mor_791190.png)

> [“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-the-machine-and-it-sucks-you/)

[Mike Sov](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-sov/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79f/mike-sov-36358_blow-job_you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-th_2788626.jpg)

> [“This may be hard to believe, coming from a black man, but I've never stolen anything. Never cheated on my taxes or…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-beatty/this-may-be-hard-to-believe-coming-from-a-black-man-but-i-ve-never/)

[Paul Beatty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-beatty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ed/paul-beatty-6684_hard-to-believe_this-may-be-hard-to-believe-coming-from_2762930.jpg)

> [Because love has been so perverted, it has in many cases come to involve a measure of hatred.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/germaine-greer/because-love-has-been-so-perverted-it-has-in-many-cases-come-to/)

[Germaine Greer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/germaine-greer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c53/germaine-greer-1521_cases_because-love-has-been-so-perverted-it-ha_675769.png)

> [A perverted moral judgment belongs to the dogmatic system.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-eliot/a-perverted-moral-judgment-belongs-to-the-dogmatic-system/)

[George Eliot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-eliot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f53/george-eliot-84_atheism_a-perverted-moral-judgment-belongs-to-th_355122.png)

> [“He’s been using my shirt to get himself off? That perverted fucker. God, I love him. “Jesus,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-frank/he-s-been-using-my-shirt-to-get-himself-off-that-perverted-fucker-god/)

[Ella Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ella-frank/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/ella-frank-1142_quote_he-s-been-using-my-shirt-to-get-himself_1444291.jpg)

> [“‎'Having' Your Cake…a little perverted… 'Eating' it too…a lot perverted!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/having-your-cake-a-little-perverted-eating-it-too-a-lot-perverted/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/josh-stern-2480_cake_having-your-cake-a-little-perverted-eati_2986509.jpg)

> [UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/uxoriousness-n-a-perverted-affection-that-has-strayed-to-one-s-own/)

[Ambrose Bierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ambrose-bierce/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/ambrose-bierce-140_affection_uxoriousness-n-a-perverted-affection-tha_1036803.jpg)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/#itemlist",
            "name": "Perverted Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 40,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Masochism is a condition of perverted pain.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Stefan Boldisor"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stefan-boldisor/masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pain/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/stefan-boldisor-51013_masochism_masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pa_530749.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/stefan-boldisor-51013_masochism_masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pa_530749.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/stefan-boldisor-51013_masochism_masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pa_530749.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Masochism is a condition of perverted pain.” — Stefan Boldisor",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“When left unsatisfied, lust becomes violence.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jake Vander Ark"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jake-vander-ark/when-left-unsatisfied-lust-becomes-violence/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fe/jake-vander-ark-29032_bullies_when-left-unsatisfied-lust-becomes-viole_1073595.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fe/jake-vander-ark-29032_bullies_when-left-unsatisfied-lust-becomes-viole_1073595.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2fe/jake-vander-ark-29032_bullies_when-left-unsatisfied-lust-becomes-viole_1073595.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“When left unsatisfied, lust becomes violence.” — Jake Vander Ark",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Walter Lang"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/walter-lang/sex-is-not-sinful-but-sin-has-perverted-it/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/843/walter-lang-19105_perverted_sex-is-not-sinful-but-sin-has-perverted_1483152.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/843/walter-lang-19105_perverted_sex-is-not-sinful-but-sin-has-perverted_1483152.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/843/walter-lang-19105_perverted_sex-is-not-sinful-but-sin-has-perverted_1483152.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Sex is not sinful, but sin has perverted it.” — Walter Lang",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Everything's perverted in a different way.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Alfred Hitchcock"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alfred-hitchcock/everything-s-perverted-in-a-different-way/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e7/alfred-hitchcock-3063_different_everything-s-perverted-in-a-different-wa_2998293.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e7/alfred-hitchcock-3063_different_everything-s-perverted-in-a-different-wa_2998293.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3e7/alfred-hitchcock-3063_different_everything-s-perverted-in-a-different-wa_2998293.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Everything's perverted in a different way.” — Alfred Hitchcock",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "All things tend to corrupt perverted minds.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Marcus Tullius Cicero"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marcus-tullius-cicero/all-things-tend-to-corrupt-perverted-minds/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d09/marcus-tullius-cicero-157_all-things_all-things-tend-to-corrupt-perverted-min_128382.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d09/marcus-tullius-cicero-157_all-things_all-things-tend-to-corrupt-perverted-min_128382.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d09/marcus-tullius-cicero-157_all-things_all-things-tend-to-corrupt-perverted-min_128382.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“All things tend to corrupt perverted minds.” — Marcus Tullius Cicero",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 6,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Evil is only good perverted.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-wadsworth-longfellow/evil-is-only-good-perverted/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7e/henry-wadsworth-longfellow-284_evil_evil-is-only-good-perverted-398124_398124.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7e/henry-wadsworth-longfellow-284_evil_evil-is-only-good-perverted-398124_398124.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7e/henry-wadsworth-longfellow-284_evil_evil-is-only-good-perverted-398124_398124.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Evil is only good perverted.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 7,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Sick and perverted always appeals to me.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sick-and-perverted-always-appeals-to-me/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/383/anonymous-1_appeals_sick-and-perverted-always-appeals-to-me_1262395.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/383/anonymous-1_appeals_sick-and-perverted-always-appeals-to-me_1262395.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/383/anonymous-1_appeals_sick-and-perverted-always-appeals-to-me_1262395.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 8,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Mokokoma Mokhonoana"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/most-priests-wish-they-were-as-righteous-as-they-seem-to-most-members/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4c/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_angelic_most-priests-wish-they-were-as-righteous_2370115.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4c/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_angelic_most-priests-wish-they-were-as-righteous_2370115.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c4c/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_angelic_most-priests-wish-they-were-as-righteous_2370115.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 9,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“What we're fighting against isn't an out-and-out vice. It's an overgrown, perverted virtue.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jared Taylor"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jared-taylor/what-we-re-fighting-against-isn-t-an-out-and-out-vice-it-s-an/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/687/jared-taylor-14340_fighting_what-we-re-fighting-against-isn-t-an-out_2601341.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/687/jared-taylor-14340_fighting_what-we-re-fighting-against-isn-t-an-out_2601341.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/687/jared-taylor-14340_fighting_what-we-re-fighting-against-isn-t-an-out_2601341.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“What we're fighting against isn't an out-and-out vice. It's an overgrown, perverted virtue.” — Jared Taylor",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 10,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Stephen Wolfram"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephen-wolfram/i-want-to-know-the-truth-however-perverted-that-may-sound/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/828/stephen-wolfram-31240_inspirational_i-want-to-know-the-truth-however-pervert_1986268.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/828/stephen-wolfram-31240_inspirational_i-want-to-know-the-truth-however-pervert_1986268.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/828/stephen-wolfram-31240_inspirational_i-want-to-know-the-truth-however-pervert_1986268.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.” — Stephen Wolfram",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 11,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Most things that declare the glory of God can be perverted to worship.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Chuck Missler"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-missler/most-things-that-declare-the-glory-of-god-can-be-perverted-to-worship/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/chuck-missler-31769_glory-of-god_most-things-that-declare-the-glory-of-go_642810.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/chuck-missler-31769_glory-of-god_most-things-that-declare-the-glory-of-go_642810.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/419/chuck-missler-31769_glory-of-god_most-things-that-declare-the-glory-of-go_642810.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Most things that declare the glory of God can be perverted to worship.” — Chuck Missler",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 12,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I think I might actually like that, you pervert. You perverted me in there.\" (Perry)”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Edmond Manning"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edmond-manning/i-think-i-might-actually-like-that-you-pervert-you-perverted-me-in/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/edmond-manning-12645_quote_i-think-i-might-actually-like-that-you-p_2153802.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/edmond-manning-12645_quote_i-think-i-might-actually-like-that-you-p_2153802.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/edmond-manning-12645_quote_i-think-i-might-actually-like-that-you-p_2153802.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I think I might actually like that, you pervert. You perverted me in there.\" (Perry)” — Edmond Manning",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 13,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "The things that confuse me are when he's being perverted, is it because he likes me, or are all guys like this?",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/the-things-that-confuse-me-are-when-he-s-being-perverted-is-it/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/982/anonymous-1_being-perverted_the-things-that-confuse-me-are-when-he-s_2704482.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/982/anonymous-1_being-perverted_the-things-that-confuse-me-are-when-he-s_2704482.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/982/anonymous-1_being-perverted_the-things-that-confuse-me-are-when-he-s_2704482.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“The things that confuse me are when he's being perverted, is it because he likes me, or are all guys like…” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 14,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Tom Stoppard"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tom-stoppard/you-can-t-treat-royalty-like-people-with-normal-perverted-desires/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/041/tom-stoppard-437_desire_you-can-t-treat-royalty-like-people-with_1596396.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/041/tom-stoppard-437_desire_you-can-t-treat-royalty-like-people-with_1596396.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/041/tom-stoppard-437_desire_you-can-t-treat-royalty-like-people-with_1596396.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“You can't treat royalty like people with normal perverted desires.” — Tom Stoppard",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 15,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I'm glad you're back to your normal, perverted self. That half hour you practiced self control was awful.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Vi Keeland"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vi-keeland/i-m-glad-you-re-back-to-your-normal-perverted-self-that-half-hour-you/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f13/vi-keeland-3114_funny_i-m-glad-you-re-back-to-your-normal-perv_1455274.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f13/vi-keeland-3114_funny_i-m-glad-you-re-back-to-your-normal-perv_1455274.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f13/vi-keeland-3114_funny_i-m-glad-you-re-back-to-your-normal-perv_1455274.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I'm glad you're back to your normal, perverted self. That half hour you practiced self control was awful.” — Vi Keeland",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 16,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“The world nowadays is so perverted. Some people think I'm insane only because they don't understand my point of view.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Mario Fingarov"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mario-fingarov/the-world-nowadays-is-so-perverted-some-people-think-i-m-insane-only/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b30/mario-fingarov-49655_misbelief_the-world-nowadays-is-so-perverted-some_1904197.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b30/mario-fingarov-49655_misbelief_the-world-nowadays-is-so-perverted-some_1904197.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b30/mario-fingarov-49655_misbelief_the-world-nowadays-is-so-perverted-some_1904197.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“The world nowadays is so perverted. Some people think I'm insane only because they don't understand my point…” — Mario Fingarov",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 17,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I can't believe there's a website which counts down until I'm legal. It is quite sick and perverted when you think about it. These people must have a lot of time on their hands.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Charlotte Church"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-church/i-can-t-believe-there-s-a-website-which-counts-down-until-i-m-legal/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a8/charlotte-church-26690_believe_i-can-t-believe-there-s-a-website-which_397077.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a8/charlotte-church-26690_believe_i-can-t-believe-there-s-a-website-which_397077.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0a8/charlotte-church-26690_believe_i-can-t-believe-there-s-a-website-which_397077.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I can't believe there's a website which counts down until I'm legal. It is quite sick and perverted when you…” — Charlotte Church",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 18,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“The noble calling to rule and subdue the earth in God’s name was perverted, as male and female tried to rule and subdue each other.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Carolyn Custis James"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-custis-james/the-noble-calling-to-rule-and-subdue-the-earth-in-god-s-name-was/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/carolyn-custis-james-17915_christianity_the-noble-calling-to-rule-and-subdue-the_2506907.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/carolyn-custis-james-17915_christianity_the-noble-calling-to-rule-and-subdue-the_2506907.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/17d/carolyn-custis-james-17915_christianity_the-noble-calling-to-rule-and-subdue-the_2506907.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“The noble calling to rule and subdue the earth in God’s name was perverted, as male and female tried to rule…” — Carolyn Custis James",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 19,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and says what she thought he said!",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "K Noland"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-noland/that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-says-one-word-and-your-mom/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/k-noland-39811_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-say_2607391.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/k-noland-39811_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-say_2607391.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/15e/k-noland-39811_awkward-moment_that-awkward-moment-your-dad-stepdad-say_2607391.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“That awkward moment your dad/stepdad says one word and your mom thinks its something totally perverted and…” — K Noland",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 20,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Maybe I’m not attracted to real girls, he’d thought at the time. Maybe I’m some sort of perverted cartoon-sexual.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Rainbow Rowell"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rainbow-rowell/maybe-i-m-not-attracted-to-real-girls-he-d-thought-at-the-time-maybe/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/rainbow-rowell-135_time_maybe-i-m-not-attracted-to-real-girls-he_1400935.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/rainbow-rowell-135_time_maybe-i-m-not-attracted-to-real-girls-he_1400935.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/125/rainbow-rowell-135_time_maybe-i-m-not-attracted-to-real-girls-he_1400935.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Maybe I’m not attracted to real girls, he’d thought at the time. Maybe I’m some sort of perverted…” — Rainbow Rowell",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 21,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes. Would that be perverted?",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Billy Joel"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/billy-joel/i-d-rather-laugh-in-bed-than-do-it-if-i-went-to-a-lady-of-the-night-i/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/billy-joel-1000_jokes_i-d-rather-laugh-in-bed-than-do-it-if-i_936490.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/billy-joel-1000_jokes_i-d-rather-laugh-in-bed-than-do-it-if-i_936490.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/893/billy-joel-1000_jokes_i-d-rather-laugh-in-bed-than-do-it-if-i_936490.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I'd rather laugh in bed than do it. If I went to a lady of the night, I'd probably pay her to tell me jokes…” — Billy Joel",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 22,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Why do people think being perverted is a way to get someone's attention? It's not even funny. It's just immature and dumb.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/why-do-people-think-being-perverted-is-a-way-to-get-someone-s/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75c/anonymous-1_being-perverted_why-do-people-think-being-perverted-is-a_2834654.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75c/anonymous-1_being-perverted_why-do-people-think-being-perverted-is-a_2834654.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75c/anonymous-1_being-perverted_why-do-people-think-being-perverted-is-a_2834654.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Why do people think being perverted is a way to get someone's attention? It's not even funny. It's just…” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 23,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me in being sexy right now? Really? You're completely unimpressed? Zzzzzzzzzzz, I wrote back.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Christina Lauren"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christina-lauren/honestly-he-d-said-more-perverted-things-to-my-face-to-my-boobs-did/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f9/christina-lauren-976_flirting_honestly-he-d-said-more-perverted-things_1390302.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f9/christina-lauren-976_flirting_honestly-he-d-said-more-perverted-things_1390302.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6f9/christina-lauren-976_flirting_honestly-he-d-said-more-perverted-things_1390302.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Honestly, he'd said more perverted things to my face. To my boobs. Did he really think he was school-ing me…” — Christina Lauren",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 24,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Those who live by mystery & charlatanerie, fearing you would render them useless by simplifying the Christian philosophy - the most sublime and benevolent, but most perverted system that ever shone on man - endeavored to crush your well-earned & well-deserved fame.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Thomas Jefferson"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/thomas-jefferson/those-who-live-by-mystery-charlatanerie-fearing-you-would-render-them/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/thomas-jefferson-43_against-religion_those-who-live-by-mystery-charlatanerie_2577620.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/thomas-jefferson-43_against-religion_those-who-live-by-mystery-charlatanerie_2577620.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e4/thomas-jefferson-43_against-religion_those-who-live-by-mystery-charlatanerie_2577620.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Those who live by mystery & charlatanerie, fearing you would render them useless by simplifying the…” — Thomas Jefferson",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 25,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“He looks kind, but he's really a huge sex fiend. He's perverted and spoiled and always jealous. And he hasn't called me for two weeks. But he's cool, isn't he? My guy. I'm the only one that knows...that the coolest part of him is his naked back.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Yugi Yamada"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yugi-yamada/he-looks-kind-but-he-s-really-a-huge-sex-fiend-he-s-perverted-and/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/388/yugi-yamada-107764_friendship_he-looks-kind-but-he-s-really-a-huge-sex_416679.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/388/yugi-yamada-107764_friendship_he-looks-kind-but-he-s-really-a-huge-sex_416679.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/388/yugi-yamada-107764_friendship_he-looks-kind-but-he-s-really-a-huge-sex_416679.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“He looks kind, but he's really a huge sex fiend. He's perverted and spoiled and always jealous. And he…” — Yugi Yamada",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 26,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Appalling numbers of youth have been led into a cynical ultra-sophisticated attitude which regards drinking as a badge of social aptitude, which makes a fetish of sport and professes eroticism as a way of life. A perverted and insane pictorial art, lewd exhibitionistic dancing and jungle music form the spiritual norm of this sector of America's youth.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Francis Parker Yockey"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/francis-parker-yockey/appalling-numbers-of-youth-have-been-led-into-a-cynical-ultra/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/francis-parker-yockey-18162_america_appalling-numbers-of-youth-have-been-led_180706.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/francis-parker-yockey-18162_america_appalling-numbers-of-youth-have-been-led_180706.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/797/francis-parker-yockey-18162_america_appalling-numbers-of-youth-have-been-led_180706.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Appalling numbers of youth have been led into a cynical ultra-sophisticated attitude which regards drinking…” — Francis Parker Yockey",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 27,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“While we are curling down in our comfort zone, the perverted talents of connectivity-designers drive us surreptitiously into a blind alley of addiction. If, however, we succeed in impeding mobiles' unlimited rule, we may be able to relish the fragrance of the ‘moment’ but also sense the vital spark and spirit of “otherness”. (\"Even if the world goes down, my mobile will save me\")”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Erik Pevernagie"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/erik-pevernagie/while-we-are-curling-down-in-our-comfort-zone-the-perverted-talents/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/erik-pevernagie-688_addiction_while-we-are-curling-down-in-our-comfort_2943216.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/erik-pevernagie-688_addiction_while-we-are-curling-down-in-our-comfort_2943216.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/erik-pevernagie-688_addiction_while-we-are-curling-down-in-our-comfort_2943216.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“While we are curling down in our comfort zone, the perverted talents of connectivity-designers drive us…” — Erik Pevernagie",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 28,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“You know God does not manifest Himself,” Halgan shouted. “That is also heresy. The Revelation is not corporeal. You know this. Why do you persist in this perverted speech?” “I like perverted. Maybe you would, too, if you gave it a chance.” “Leave my men alone,” Rakan said coldly. “Degenerate.” Ringil smooched a kiss at him.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Richard K. Morgan"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-k-morgan/you-know-god-does-not-manifest-himself-halgan-shouted-that-is-also/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/richard-k-morgan-3983_perverted_you-know-god-does-not-manifest-himself-h_1352363.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/richard-k-morgan-3983_perverted_you-know-god-does-not-manifest-himself-h_1352363.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/811/richard-k-morgan-3983_perverted_you-know-god-does-not-manifest-himself-h_1352363.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“You know God does not manifest Himself,” Halgan shouted. “That is also heresy. The Revelation is not…” — Richard K. Morgan",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 29,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "You must moderate yourself according to your strength. When you have done all that you can to see that no Christian is perverted, you must find your consolation in Our Lord, who could prevent this misfortune and who is not doing so.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Vincent de Paul"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vincent-de-paul/you-must-moderate-yourself-according-to-your-strength-when-you-have/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad3/vincent-de-paul-1676_christian_you-must-moderate-yourself-according-to_907984.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad3/vincent-de-paul-1676_christian_you-must-moderate-yourself-according-to_907984.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad3/vincent-de-paul-1676_christian_you-must-moderate-yourself-according-to_907984.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“You must moderate yourself according to your strength. When you have done all that you can to see that no…” — Vincent de Paul",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 30,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I've discovered that I can't trust the ratings board at all, because they have - to my mind - a perverted point of view about what's appropriate for children. They think that if you see any part of a male or female anatomy, we have to protect children from it, which is not true, and they think almost any level of violence is okay for children, which is absolutely not true... They're really off the mark.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "William H. Macy"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-h-macy/i-ve-discovered-that-i-can-t-trust-the-ratings-board-at-all-because/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a8/william-h-macy-3931_anatomy_i-ve-discovered-that-i-can-t-trust-the-r_1248167.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a8/william-h-macy-3931_anatomy_i-ve-discovered-that-i-can-t-trust-the-r_1248167.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a8/william-h-macy-3931_anatomy_i-ve-discovered-that-i-can-t-trust-the-r_1248167.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I've discovered that I can't trust the ratings board at all, because they have - to my mind - a perverted…” — William H. Macy",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 31,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "During the second term of the Clinton presidency... I thought, 'Here is the literal and figurative role model for the United States of America behaving like a perverted little kid.' I just found it all really unmanly and undignified.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "The Ultimate Warrior"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/the-ultimate-warrior/during-the-second-term-of-the-clinton-presidency-i-thought-here-is/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/the-ultimate-warrior-15629_america_during-the-second-term-of-the-clinton-pr_1010810.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/the-ultimate-warrior-15629_america_during-the-second-term-of-the-clinton-pr_1010810.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/209/the-ultimate-warrior-15629_america_during-the-second-term-of-the-clinton-pr_1010810.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“During the second term of the Clinton presidency... I thought, 'Here is the literal and figurative role…” — The Ultimate Warrior",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 32,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a torturous six-month culmination of years of unpopularity and girllessness. At night I lay in bed and cooly informed myself that I was gay and that I had better get used to it. The locker room became a place of torment, full of exposed male genitalia that seemed to taunt me with my failure to avoid glancing at them, for a fraction of a second that might have seemed accidental but was, I recognized, a bitter symptom of my perversion. Bursting with typical fourteen-year-old desire, I attempted to focus it in succession on the thought of every boy I knew, hoping to find some outlet for my horniness, even if it had to be perverted, secret, and doomed to disappointment. Without exception these attempts failed to produce anything but bemusement, if not actual disgust. This crisis of self-esteem had been abruptly dispelled by the advent of Julie Lefkowitz, followed swiftly by her sister Robin, and then Sharon Horne and little Rose Fagan and Jennifer Schaeffer; but I never forgot my period of profound sexual doubt. Once in a while I would meet an enthralling man who shook, dimly but perceptibley, the foundations laid by Julie Lefkowitz, and I would wonder, just for a moment, by what whim of fate I had decided that I was not a homosexual.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Michael Chabon"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-chabon/there-had-been-a-time-in-high-school-see-when-i-wrestled-with-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e54/michael-chabon-627_high-school_there-had-been-a-time-in-high-school-see_3177683.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e54/michael-chabon-627_high-school_there-had-been-a-time-in-high-school-see_3177683.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e54/michael-chabon-627_high-school_there-had-been-a-time-in-high-school-see_3177683.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a…” — Michael Chabon",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 33,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Doode,\" George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. \"Nope, more u , less oo . Duuude.\" \"Dude.\" \"Dude.\" \"Okay, dude.\" George nodded. \"How's it hanging?\" Jack asked. \"How am I supposed to answer that?\" George looked at him. \"I don't think Kaldar said anything about that. I guess 'good'? I don't get it. What's hanging anyway?\" George shook his head. \"Your stuff, you nimwit.\" His stuff... Oh. Ha! \"In that case, it's hanging long!\" Jack dissolved in giggles. \"Long, get it?”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ilona Andrews"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/doode-george-said-he-d-practiced-all-morning-but-still-didn-t-get-it/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/ilona-andrews-150_dude_doode-george-said-he-d-practiced-all-mor_791190.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/ilona-andrews-150_dude_doode-george-said-he-d-practiced-all-mor_791190.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fcf/ilona-andrews-150_dude_doode-george-said-he-d-practiced-all-mor_791190.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Doode,\" George said. He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. \"Nope, more u , less oo…” — Ilona Andrews",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 34,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had a rough day, or you're about to go to the club. It would be very useful! But sadly, no one has made it a reality. For a society that pumps out sex to sell stuff we don't need, we are very sexually repressed when it comes to actually doing the act. I admit I'm a little perverted, but a 50 cent blow job is a hell of a lot better than any store I could ever find wandering the mall. Most of the time I end up walking into a fucking card store, reading Goddamn puns about how grandpa is getting over the hill. \"You're not old, you're vintage.\" No, you're fucking old grandpa, you smell like dick cheese...”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Mike Sov"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-sov/you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-the-machine-and-it-sucks-you/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79f/mike-sov-36358_blow-job_you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-th_2788626.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79f/mike-sov-36358_blow-job_you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-th_2788626.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/79f/mike-sov-36358_blow-job_you-pay-insert-your-dick-in-a-hole-in-th_2788626.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“You pay, insert your dick in a hole in the machine, and it sucks you off. Think of it, maybe you've had a…” — Mike Sov",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 35,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“This may be hard to believe, coming from a black man, but I've never stolen anything. Never cheated on my taxes or at cards. Never snuck into the movies or failed to give back the extra change to a drugstore cashier indifferent to the ways of mercantilism and minimum-wage expectations. I've never burgled a house. Held up a liquor store. Never boarded a crowded bus or subway car, sat in a seat reserved for the elderly, pulled out my gigantic penis and masturbated to satisfaction with a perverted, yet somehow crestfallen, look on my face. But here I am, in the cavernous chambers of the Supreme Court of the United States of America, my car illegally and somewhat ironically parked on Constitution Avenue, my hands cuffed and crossed behind my back, my right to remain silent long since waived and said goodbye to as I sit in a thickly padded chair that, much like this country, isn't quite as comfortable as it looks.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Paul Beatty"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-beatty/this-may-be-hard-to-believe-coming-from-a-black-man-but-i-ve-never/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ed/paul-beatty-6684_hard-to-believe_this-may-be-hard-to-believe-coming-from_2762930.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ed/paul-beatty-6684_hard-to-believe_this-may-be-hard-to-believe-coming-from_2762930.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5ed/paul-beatty-6684_hard-to-believe_this-may-be-hard-to-believe-coming-from_2762930.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“This may be hard to believe, coming from a black man, but I've never stolen anything. Never cheated on my…” — Paul Beatty",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 36,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Because love has been so perverted, it has in many cases come to involve a measure of hatred.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Germaine Greer"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/germaine-greer/because-love-has-been-so-perverted-it-has-in-many-cases-come-to/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c53/germaine-greer-1521_cases_because-love-has-been-so-perverted-it-ha_675769.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c53/germaine-greer-1521_cases_because-love-has-been-so-perverted-it-ha_675769.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c53/germaine-greer-1521_cases_because-love-has-been-so-perverted-it-ha_675769.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Because love has been so perverted, it has in many cases come to involve a measure of hatred.” — Germaine Greer",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 37,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "A perverted moral judgment belongs to the dogmatic system.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "George Eliot"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-eliot/a-perverted-moral-judgment-belongs-to-the-dogmatic-system/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f53/george-eliot-84_atheism_a-perverted-moral-judgment-belongs-to-th_355122.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f53/george-eliot-84_atheism_a-perverted-moral-judgment-belongs-to-th_355122.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f53/george-eliot-84_atheism_a-perverted-moral-judgment-belongs-to-th_355122.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“A perverted moral judgment belongs to the dogmatic system.” — George Eliot",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 38,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“He’s been using my shirt to get himself off? That perverted fucker. God, I love him. “Jesus,”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ella Frank"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-frank/he-s-been-using-my-shirt-to-get-himself-off-that-perverted-fucker-god/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/ella-frank-1142_quote_he-s-been-using-my-shirt-to-get-himself_1444291.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/ella-frank-1142_quote_he-s-been-using-my-shirt-to-get-himself_1444291.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/885/ella-frank-1142_quote_he-s-been-using-my-shirt-to-get-himself_1444291.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“He’s been using my shirt to get himself off? That perverted fucker. God, I love him. “Jesus,” — Ella Frank",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 39,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“‎'Having' Your Cake…a little perverted… 'Eating' it too…a lot perverted!”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Josh Stern"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/having-your-cake-a-little-perverted-eating-it-too-a-lot-perverted/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/josh-stern-2480_cake_having-your-cake-a-little-perverted-eati_2986509.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/josh-stern-2480_cake_having-your-cake-a-little-perverted-eati_2986509.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/josh-stern-2480_cake_having-your-cake-a-little-perverted-eati_2986509.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“‎'Having' Your Cake…a little perverted… 'Eating' it too…a lot perverted!” — Josh Stern",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 40,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Ambrose Bierce"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ambrose-bierce/uxoriousness-n-a-perverted-affection-that-has-strayed-to-one-s-own/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/ambrose-bierce-140_affection_uxoriousness-n-a-perverted-affection-tha_1036803.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/ambrose-bierce-140_affection_uxoriousness-n-a-perverted-affection-tha_1036803.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/897/ambrose-bierce-140_affection_uxoriousness-n-a-perverted-affection-tha_1036803.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.” — Ambrose Bierce",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/",
            "name": "Perverted Quotes",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/664/stefan-boldisor-51013_masochism_masochism-is-a-condition-of-perverted-pa_530749.jpg"
            },
            "description": "Browse 64 Perverted quotes by 61 authors. Discover the best Perverted sayings and thoughts.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Perverted Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/perverted/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```