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title: "4 Person Date Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [“It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-papademetriou/it-s-always-best-to-avoid-strangling-the-person-you-re-on-a-date-with/)

[Lisa Papademetriou](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-papademetriou/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/89d/lisa-papademetriou-42517_date_it-s-always-best-to-avoid-strangling-the_44957.jpg)

> [“If you don't want to tear off the clothes of the person you're on a date with and jump into bed with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-machacek/if-you-don-t-want-to-tear-off-the-clothes-of-the-person-you-re-on-a/)

[Rachel Machacek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-machacek/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0d/rachel-machacek-56600_comedy_if-you-don-t-want-to-tear-off-the-clothe_51190.jpg)

> [I date, but the person I date most is myself, unfortunately.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gabrielle-union/i-date-but-the-person-i-date-most-is-myself-unfortunately/)

[Gabrielle Union](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gabrielle-union/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57a/gabrielle-union-7459_date_i-date-but-the-person-i-date-most-is-mys_543932.png)

> [The last person I'd date is some rich kid who's had everything handed to her on a plate. Give me a normal…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-carter/the-last-person-i-d-date-is-some-rich-kid-who-s-had-everything-handed/)

[Nick Carter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-carter/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/93f/nick-carter-12124_girl_the-last-person-i-d-date-is-some-rich-ki_1389612.jpg)

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