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title: "3 Performer Comic Quotes by 3 authors"
description: "Browse 3 Performer Comic quotes by 3 authors. Discover the best Performer Comic sayings and thoughts."
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> [I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sandra-bernhard/i-don-t-consider-myself-a-comic-but-a-performer-a-comic-tells-bad/)

[Sandra Bernhard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sandra-bernhard/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/853/sandra-bernhard-3766_bad-jokes_i-don-t-consider-myself-a-comic-but-a-pe_1154437.jpg)

> [I love bad comedy more than I love good comedy, so I love open mics. Or I used to. But the thing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-f-tompkins/i-love-bad-comedy-more-than-i-love-good-comedy-so-i-love-open-mics-or/)

[Paul F. Tompkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-f-tompkins/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e29/paul-f-tompkins-3121_comedy_i-love-bad-comedy-more-than-i-love-good_1284673.jpg)

> [I don't consider myself a stand-up comedian. I consider myself a performer; a comic as opposed to stand-up comedian. Stand-up comedians stand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/j-b-smoove/i-don-t-consider-myself-a-stand-up-comedian-i-consider-myself-a/)

[J. B. Smoove](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/j-b-smoove/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d76/j-b-smoove-3940_bits_i-don-t-consider-myself-a-stand-up-comed_2950512.jpg)

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