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> [And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/and-my-marriage-was-perfect-when-i-wasn-t-famous/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

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## More by Damon Wayans

> [Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/let-me-tell-you-something-ass-eyes-let-me-tell-you-all-something-war/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [It's hard for me to play this loving, supportive father/husband/ friend on TV but be the guy in life that is telling everyone, 'I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/it-s-hard-for-me-to-play-this-loving-supportive-father-husband-friend/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/we-have-four-beautiful-children-and-some-wonderful-memories/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [You'd better not kill me, man, I've got shit to do tomorrow!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/you-d-better-not-kill-me-man-i-ve-got-shit-to-do-tomorrow/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/nobody-can-stop-you-but-you-and-shame-on-you-if-you-re-the-one-who/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/and-my-marriage-was-perfect-when-i-wasn-t-famous/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/my-kids-have-a-competitive-drive-i-never-had-growing-up/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/my-name-is-major-benson-winifred-payne-as-of-0800-i-am-replacing/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/being-a-celebrity-i-don-t-even-have-to-talk/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/the-beautiful-thing-about-having-family-that-has-diabetes-is-knowing/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [Ooh, watch it now, Keats, l she's playin' you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/ooh-watch-it-now-keats-l-she-s-playin-you/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/do-not-attempt-to-challenge-my-authority-i-have-eight-weeks-to-turn/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [You know what Bill Cosby did wrong? He started criticizing young black men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/you-know-what-bill-cosby-did-wrong-he-started-criticizing-young-black/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [See what we have here is a failure to communicate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/see-what-we-have-here-is-a-failure-to-communicate/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

> [Save yer breath! That's just another long list of lies perpetrated by The Man to keep a brutha down!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/damon-wayans/save-yer-breath-that-s-just-another-long-list-of-lies-perpetrated-by/)

[Damon Wayans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/damon-wayans/)

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