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title: "2 People Bartender Quotes by 2 authors"
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> [I wouldn't recommend being a musician to anyone. It's not glamorous. It's a lot of being dirty, not eating, playing for five people and one of them is the bartender.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dan-reynolds/i-wouldn-t-recommend-being-a-musician-to-anyone-it-s-not-glamorous-it/)

[Dan Reynolds](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dan-reynolds/)

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> [“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee. "Probably a lot of people." The bartender picks up a rag and starts wiping glasses. "Guess someone's got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-kadrey/so-why-d-you-come-back-i-m-going-to-kill-some-people-i-tell-him-i/)

[Richard Kadrey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-kadrey/)

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