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> [“I love when I blow my nose while I’m peeing. Not only am I multitasking, but the pee comes out faster so I’m saving time. Awesome.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/i-love-when-i-blow-my-nose-while-i-m-peeing-not-only-am-i/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

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## More by Karen Alpert

> [“I love when I blow my nose while I’m peeing. Not only am I multitasking, but the pee comes out faster so I’m saving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/i-love-when-i-blow-my-nose-while-i-m-peeing-not-only-am-i/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

> [“You know how they won’t let parents with kiddos sit in the exit row? It has nothing to do with safety. They’re worried you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/you-know-how-they-won-t-let-parents-with-kiddos-sit-in-the-exit-row/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

> [“Sometimes I hear feminists call God a She, and I’m like, dude, I am all for equal rights and equal pay, but there is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/sometimes-i-hear-feminists-call-god-a-she-and-i-m-like-dude-i-am-all/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

> [“I love when those annoyingly perfect moms brag that they ONLY give their kids all-natural shit. You know what’s all-natural? Poisonous berries and ’shrooms.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/i-love-when-those-annoyingly-perfect-moms-brag-that-they-only-give/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

> [“Sometimes I give my kid the finger through the baby monitor for all the shit she put me through that day. It just makes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/sometimes-i-give-my-kid-the-finger-through-the-baby-monitor-for-all/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

> [“Mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama-mama/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

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