--- title: "12 Pee Quotes by 10 authors" description: "Browse 12 Pee quotes by 10 authors. Discover the best Pee sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/micah-amyx-262443_dog_you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t_1962212.jpg" --- > [“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micah-amyx/you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t-make-it-pee/) [Micah Amyx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/micah-amyx/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/micah-amyx-262443_dog_you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t_1962212.jpg) > [“You are all made of real poop.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-frank/you-are-all-made-of-real-poop/) [Anne Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-frank/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ba6/anne-frank-536_hate_you-are-all-made-of-real-poop-1316570_1316570.jpg) > [Ever noticed when you're hiding you always have to pee?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/ever-noticed-when-you-re-hiding-you-always-have-to-pee/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a80/anonymous-1_always_ever-noticed-when-you-re-hiding-you-alwa_920248.jpg) > [Lol a joke about how us girls pee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/lol-a-joke-about-how-us-girls-pee/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98a/anonymous-1_girls_lol-a-joke-about-how-us-girls-pee-265775_265775.jpg) > [“No one has the right to pee on your dreams!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israelmore-ayivor/no-one-has-the-right-to-pee-on-your-dreams/) [Israelmore Ayivor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israelmore-ayivor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/aaa/israelmore-ayivor-79_destroy_no-one-has-the-right-to-pee-on-your-drea_2520656.jpg) > [“You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/t-e-sivec/you-hate-birthdays-yet-pee-your-pants-over-presents-there-is-clearly/) [T.E. Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/t-e-sivec/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/780/t-e-sivec-31746_birthday_you-hate-birthdays-yet-pee-your-pants-ov_357159.jpg) > [“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mokokoma-mokhonoana/just-before-we-have-sex-the-question-often-is-to-pee-or-not-to-pee/) [Mokokoma Mokhonoana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mokokoma-mokhonoana/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f1b/mokokoma-mokhonoana-195_foreplay_just-before-we-have-sex-the-question-oft_477104.jpg) > [“Walk around with an open can of tuna in your pocket. You know, for a way to start conversations and offer strangers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/walk-around-with-an-open-can-of-tuna-in-your-pocket-you-know-for-a/) [Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f94/jarod-kintz-2_absurd_walk-around-with-an-open-can-of-tuna-in_315436.jpg) > [“Whether you studied sexology or not, nobody will teach you how to screw, nobody will point to your vagina and say, hey…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-bassey-johnson/whether-you-studied-sexology-or-not-nobody-will-teach-you-how-to/) [Michael Bassey Johnson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-bassey-johnson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fec/michael-bassey-johnson-311_bonking_whether-you-studied-sexology-or-not-nobo_919200.jpg) > [“I suggest to you, late or not late, the moment you have discovered that the mission of someone is to pee on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/israelmore-ayivor/i-suggest-to-you-late-or-not-late-the-moment-you-have-discovered-that/) [Israelmore Ayivor](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/israelmore-ayivor/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/daf/israelmore-ayivor-79_bad-friends_i-suggest-to-you-late-or-not-late-the-mo_2422988.jpg) > [“She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as she…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamora-pierce/she-got-to-her-feet-and-tucked-her-fingers-into-her-armpits-to-warm/) [Tamora Pierce](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tamora-pierce/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb6/tamora-pierce-935_gender-differences_she-got-to-her-feet-and-tucked-her-finge_2209929.jpg) > [“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-goldberg/i-had-to-stop-him-from-arresting-an-old-lady-who-let-her-dog-urinate/) [Lee Goldberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-goldberg/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/lee-goldberg-29136_bravery_i-had-to-stop-him-from-arresting-an-old_389712.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pee/#itemlist", "name": "Pee Quotes", "numberOfItems": 12, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“You can take a dog outside, but you can't make it pee”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Micah Amyx" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/micah-amyx/you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t-make-it-pee/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/micah-amyx-262443_dog_you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t_1962212.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/micah-amyx-262443_dog_you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t_1962212.jpg", "url": 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It wasn't fair that men didn't have to twist themselves into knots to pee!”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tamora Pierce" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tamora-pierce/she-got-to-her-feet-and-tucked-her-fingers-into-her-armpits-to-warm/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb6/tamora-pierce-935_gender-differences_she-got-to-her-feet-and-tucked-her-finge_2209929.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb6/tamora-pierce-935_gender-differences_she-got-to-her-feet-and-tucked-her-finge_2209929.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eb6/tamora-pierce-935_gender-differences_she-got-to-her-feet-and-tucked-her-finge_2209929.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“She got to her feet and tucked her fingers into her armpits to warm them, glaring at Briar and Parahan as…” — Tamora Pierce", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of Burgerville headquarters. \"You'll blow our cover.\" \"But what if there is a fire?\" \"The fire department will come and put it out,\" I said. \"With what?\" \"Water,\" I said. \"Not from that hydrant,\" Monk said. \"It's inoperable.\" \"No, it's not,\" I said. \"It can still be used.\" \"There is urine all over it,\" Monk said. \"no fireman would dare touch it, nor would any other human being.\" \"Firefighters run into burning buildings,\" I said.\"They aren't going to care about some dog pee on a fire hydrant.\" \"They would if they knew,\" Monk said. \"We should call and warn them. 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I can guarantee you that every male dog that has passed that hydrant has pissed on it.\" He looked at me, wide eyed, \"No.\" \"It's what dogs do,\" I said. \"The firefighters knows this.\" Monk swallowed hard. \"And they still use the hydrants?\" \"Of course they do.\" \"They are the bravest men on earth,\" Monk said solemnly.”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Lee Goldberg" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-goldberg/i-had-to-stop-him-from-arresting-an-old-lady-who-let-her-dog-urinate/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/lee-goldberg-29136_bravery_i-had-to-stop-him-from-arresting-an-old_389712.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/lee-goldberg-29136_bravery_i-had-to-stop-him-from-arresting-an-old_389712.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e95/lee-goldberg-29136_bravery_i-had-to-stop-him-from-arresting-an-old_389712.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in…” — Lee Goldberg", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pee/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pee/", "name": "Pee Quotes", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pee/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/adf/micah-amyx-262443_dog_you-can-take-a-dog-outside-but-you-can-t_1962212.jpg" }, "description": "Browse 12 Pee quotes by 10 authors. 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