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> [“I love when I blow my nose while I’m peeing. Not only am I multitasking, but the pee comes out faster so I’m saving time. Awesome.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-alpert/i-love-when-i-blow-my-nose-while-i-m-peeing-not-only-am-i/)

[Karen Alpert](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-alpert/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e0/karen-alpert-54733_fart_i-love-when-i-blow-my-nose-while-i-m-pee_386303.jpg)

> [“I pee in the toilets of my enemies, so that when they flush my pee comes out”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sun-tzu/i-pee-in-the-toilets-of-my-enemies-so-that-when-they-flush-my-pee/)

[Sun Tzu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sun-tzu/)

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