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> [“Never borrow trouble, the payback's a bitch”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/never-borrow-trouble-the-payback-s-a-bitch/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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## More by Josh Stern

> [“I'd rather be a nodding acquaintance, than a bobble head”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/i-d-rather-be-a-nodding-acquaintance-than-a-bobble-head/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“When Unicorns headbutt, there are no winners" ”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/when-unicorns-headbutt-there-are-no-winners/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“Behind every great man is a great woman' but in front of every great man should be a spectacular woman”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/behind-every-great-man-is-a-great-woman-but-in-front-of-every-great/)

[josh stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/it-s-not-hard-to-fail-it-s-hard-to-accept-you-failed-but-once-that-s/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/it-is-amazing-what-you-can-accomplish-if-you-do-not-care-who-gets-the/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“Not only will those ultra bright European sulphur diode high beams ' catch a deer in the headlights' they'll vaporize it too”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/not-only-will-those-ultra-bright-european-sulphur-diode-high-beams/)

[josh stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“My Anorexic Ex was so skinny she didn't give head, she gave skull”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/my-anorexic-ex-was-so-skinny-she-didn-t-give-head-she-gave-skull/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“You're only given as much as you can handle, before going back for seconds”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/you-re-only-given-as-much-as-you-can-handle-before-going-back-for/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/it-s-not-that-i-m-ahead-of-my-time-it-s-more-that-the-world-is/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/if-the-love-is-not-madness-then-the-sex-is-not-insane/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“As for Chicks with Daddy Issues: Do I really want to be with a Woman who wants to be my Father?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/as-for-chicks-with-daddy-issues-do-i-really-want-to-be-with-a-woman/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“The practice of doing more than necessary works best when packing lunch boxes”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/the-practice-of-doing-more-than-necessary-works-best-when-packing/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/i-hate-cutting-my-wrists-while-shaving/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“I like my coffee like I like myself…making rustling noises inside a burlap bag”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/i-like-my-coffee-like-i-like-myself-making-rustling-noises-inside-a/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

> [“If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-stern/if-you-know-how-to-open-doors-with-just-a-smile-you-must-need-your/)

[Josh Stern](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-stern/)

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