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> [No one's going to pay you to be a husband, unless you marry Oprah.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fad-ibra/no-one-s-going-to-pay-you-to-be-a-husband-unless-you-marry-oprah/)

[Fad Ibra](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fad-ibra/)

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> [Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/wife-if-i-dismiss-the-cook-and-make-the-food-myself-for-a-month-what/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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