--- title: "1 Parents Thing Quotes By Nate Bargatze" description: "1 Parents Thing quotes by Nate Bargatze. Plus more from Nate Bargatze and more Parents Thing sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/247/nate-bargatze-6476_dirty_i-could-never-be-dirty-in-front-of-my-pa_1052626.jpg" --- > [I could never be dirty in front of my parents. Not that that's the only thing stopping me. It just was never going to happen.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-could-never-be-dirty-in-front-of-my-parents-not-that-that-s-the/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/247/nate-bargatze-6476_dirty_i-could-never-be-dirty-in-front-of-my-pa_1052626.jpg) ## More by Nate Bargatze > [There's a comedian, Paul Reiser, very funny. I remember reading his book when I first started comedy and I remember laughing like I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/there-s-a-comedian-paul-reiser-very-funny-i-remember-reading-his-book/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I don't want to disappoint my parents.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-don-t-want-to-disappoint-my-parents/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [My parents are very middle class. They don't have all this money to just be throwing around, but they would always give it to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/my-parents-are-very-middle-class-they-don-t-have-all-this-money-to/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I had '80s and '90s Christian parents. Well, that's the most Christian you can get of the Christian. I think Jesus had more fun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-had-80s-and-90s-christian-parents-well-that-s-the-most-christian/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [My first visit to Bridgestone Arena was to watch a Nashville Kats arena football game with my family and now wife and I have…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/my-first-visit-to-bridgestone-arena-was-to-watch-a-nashville-kats/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [Appearing on a podcast - not just having one, but appearing on a popular one - can change your life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/appearing-on-a-podcast-not-just-having-one-but-appearing-on-a-popular/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I'm a storyteller in a joke format. I tell stories, I try to have a lot of jokes constantly through that story. I never…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-m-a-storyteller-in-a-joke-format-i-tell-stories-i-try-to-have-a-lot/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I just can't imagine cursing in front of your parents.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-just-can-t-imagine-cursing-in-front-of-your-parents/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I think I write my comedy to - a lot of it is to make my parents laugh. I want them to be proud…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-think-i-write-my-comedy-to-a-lot-of-it-is-to-make-my-parents-laugh/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I like to tell personal stories, not point people out and be like, 'You're dumb.' Instead, I put everything on me and we can…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-like-to-tell-personal-stories-not-point-people-out-and-be-like-you/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [God has a path, and I'm just here to follow the path, so I just kind of wait and see where the doors open.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/god-has-a-path-and-i-m-just-here-to-follow-the-path-so-i-just-kind-of/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [I'm not an angry comic.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/i-m-not-an-angry-comic/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [Everything's really divided now. TV shows are made for wives and husbands or kids. They're not really made for families to sit and enjoy…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/everything-s-really-divided-now-tv-shows-are-made-for-wives-and/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [Over the years, I've just been consistently doing shows and getting better, fortunately.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/over-the-years-i-ve-just-been-consistently-doing-shows-and-getting/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) > [The Comedy Cellar, the Stand... that's where I met Jimmy Fallon. Caroline's was a huge comedy club for me. I did every club.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nate-bargatze/the-comedy-cellar-the-stand-that-s-where-i-met-jimmy-fallon-caroline/) [Nate Bargatze](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nate-bargatze/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/parents-thing/nate-bargatze/#itemlist", "name": "1 Parents Thing Quotes By Nate Bargatze", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I could never be dirty in front of my parents. Not that that's the only thing stopping me. 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