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title: "4 Paraprosdokian Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 4 Paraprosdokian quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Paraprosdokian sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-spellman/i-overreacted-to-praise-signing-an-autograph-i-d-write-a-check-to-buy/)

[Brian Spellman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-spellman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d9b/brian-spellman-14055_arrogance_i-overreacted-to-praise-signing-an-autog_959449.jpg)

> [“Children should be seen and not herded”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-liao/children-should-be-seen-and-not-herded/)

[Bill Liao](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-liao/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/953/bill-liao-223402_children_children-should-be-seen-and-not-herded-1_1389642.jpg)

> [“An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-spellman/an-apple-a-day-feeds-the-tapeworm-to-stay/)

[Brian Spellman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-spellman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a36/brian-spellman-14055_health_an-apple-a-day-feeds-the-tapeworm-to-sta_2019975.jpg)

> [“Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one." True, but they're not all full of shit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brian-spellman/opinions-are-like-assholes-everyone-has-one-true-but-they-re-not-all/)

[Brian Spellman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brian-spellman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b25/brian-spellman-14055_assholes_opinions-are-like-assholes-everyone-has_2903385.jpg)

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