--- title: "17 Paranoid People Quotes by 16 authors" description: "Browse 17 Paranoid People quotes by 16 authors. Discover the best Paranoid People sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/918/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_to-understand-paranoid-people-better-fol_14058.jpg" --- > [To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/to-understand-paranoid-people-better-follow-them-around/) [Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/918/nikhil-saluja-26_facebook_to-understand-paranoid-people-better-fol_14058.jpg) > [I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rahm-emanuel/i-sometimes-joke-paula-even-paranoid-people-have-enemies/) [Rahm Emanuel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rahm-emanuel/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/375/rahm-emanuel-4413_even_i-sometimes-joke-paula-even-paranoid-peo_2315115.jpg) > [Assume the best but hire paranoid people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/evan-williams/assume-the-best-but-hire-paranoid-people/) [Evan Williams](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/evan-williams/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/361/evan-williams-11873_assuming_assume-the-best-but-hire-paranoid-people_1303129.jpg) > [“Smart, rabidly paranoid people are the backbone of cryptology,”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/neal-stephenson/smart-rabidly-paranoid-people-are-the-backbone-of-cryptology/) [Neal Stephenson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/neal-stephenson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d89/neal-stephenson-362_paranoid_smart-rabidly-paranoid-people-are-the-ba_2719535.png) > [I'm paranoid of people hating on me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/skepta/i-m-paranoid-of-people-hating-on-me/) [Skepta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/skepta/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d73/skepta-5714_hating_i-m-paranoid-of-people-hating-on-me-9852_985275.jpg) > [Even paranoid people have enemies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/henry-a-kissinger/even-paranoid-people-have-enemies/) [Henry A. Kissinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/henry-a-kissinger/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/154/henry-a-kissinger-1068_enemies_even-paranoid-people-have-enemies-250159_2501596.jpg) > [Being paranoid about people hearing you in the bathroom while you're peeing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/being-paranoid-about-people-hearing-you-in-the-bathroom-while-you-re/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ebc/anonymous-1_paranoid_being-paranoid-about-people-hearing-you_449945.jpg) > [Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one...what's your plan?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/dear-paranoid-people-who-check-behind-their-shower-curtains-for/) [Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/911/anonymous-1_paranoid_dear-paranoid-people-who-check-behind-th_989984.jpg) > [Paranoid is what people who are trying to take advantage call you in an effort to get you to drop your guard.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-damon/paranoid-is-what-people-who-are-trying-to-take-advantage-call-you-in/) [Matt Damon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matt-damon/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9d4/matt-damon-3371_advantage_paranoid-is-what-people-who-are-trying-t_1550731.jpg) > [I have always been fascinated by paranoid people imagining conspiracies. I am fascinated by this in a critical way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/umberto-eco/i-have-always-been-fascinated-by-paranoid-people-imagining/) [Umberto Eco](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/umberto-eco/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/355/umberto-eco-313_conspiracy_i-have-always-been-fascinated-by-paranoi_463503.jpg) > [There's an overwhelming sense of paranoia in the suburbs. People there seem so much more paranoid to me than people in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-rosoff/there-s-an-overwhelming-sense-of-paranoia-in-the-suburbs-people-there/) [Meg Rosoff](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-rosoff/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/051/meg-rosoff-2050_about_there-s-an-overwhelming-sense-of-paranoi_1718979.jpg) > [ Just because people don't trust people doesn't mean \[they\] don't like them. There are lots of paranoid people in the world. You… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-l-jackson/just-because-people-don-t-trust-people-doesn-t-mean-they-don-t-like/) [Samuel L. Jackson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-l-jackson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cb4/samuel-l-jackson-3595_don-t-trust_just-because-people-don-t-trust-people-d_2108727.jpg) > [Working under the Soviet system made you very paranoid - people were afraid of everything - and this paranoia is still in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jaak-kilmi/working-under-the-soviet-system-made-you-very-paranoid-people-were/) [Jaak Kilmi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jaak-kilmi/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e61/jaak-kilmi-49634_made_working-under-the-soviet-system-made-you_241434.jpg) > [I get paranoid about people staring at me. Even now I don't deal with people looking at me. I can't do it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robbie-fowler/i-get-paranoid-about-people-staring-at-me-even-now-i-don-t-deal-with/) [Robbie Fowler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robbie-fowler/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc0/robbie-fowler-19775_deals_i-get-paranoid-about-people-staring-at-m_1932722.jpg) > [When I was a teenager, if anyone recognized me for anything I did, it would ruin my day. I couldn't handle it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joseph-gordon-levitt/when-i-was-a-teenager-if-anyone-recognized-me-for-anything-i-did-it/) [Joseph Gordon-Levitt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joseph-gordon-levitt/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cd7/joseph-gordon-levitt-1583_day_when-i-was-a-teenager-if-anyone-recogniz_2968804.jpg) > [“It’s like . . . I’m paranoid about people borrowing my laptop because I’m convinced they’ll find some secret document on there…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robyn-schneider/it-s-like-i-m-paranoid-about-people-borrowing-my-laptop-because-i-m/) [Robyn Schneider](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robyn-schneider/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f3/robyn-schneider-8121_whole-world_it-s-like-i-m-paranoid-about-people-borr_1527647.jpg) > [“Are people who have been crazy held to unfair standards? Of course, but it’s not in your best interest to complain. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-vonnegut/are-people-who-have-been-crazy-held-to-unfair-standards-of-course-but/) [Mark Vonnegut](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-vonnegut/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cc/mark-vonnegut-10170_complaining_are-people-who-have-been-crazy-held-to-u_2787863.png) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/paranoid-people/#itemlist", "name": "Paranoid People Quotes", "numberOfItems": 17, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nikhil Saluja" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/to-understand-paranoid-people-better-follow-them-around/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": 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