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title: "4 Parakeet Quotes by 4 authors"
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> [My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f\*\*king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/my-ex-girlfriend-owned-a-parakeet-oh-my-god-that-f-king-thing-would/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/376/anthony-jeselnik-1838_bird_my-ex-girlfriend-owned-a-parakeet-oh-my_356184.png)

> [You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeff-foxworthy/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-parakeet-knows-the-phrase-open-up/)

[Jeff Foxworthy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeff-foxworthy/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/219/jeff-foxworthy-939_ifs_you-might-be-a-redneck-if-your-parakeet_1220545.jpg)

> [I went to a party when I was a student and they had a mynah bird up in the bedroom where people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/derren-brown/i-went-to-a-party-when-i-was-a-student-and-they-had-a-mynah-bird-up/)

[Derren Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/derren-brown/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5d8/derren-brown-3112_bird_i-went-to-a-party-when-i-was-a-student-a_1331178.jpg)

> [I read, for the first time, of the Carolina Parakeet-a North American parakeet whose green, yellow and reddish-orange plumage appeared vivacious and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/christopher-cokinos/i-read-for-the-first-time-of-the-carolina-parakeet-a-north-american/)

[Christopher Cokinos](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/christopher-cokinos/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/20a/christopher-cokinos-50901_amazement_i-read-for-the-first-time-of-the-carolin_1606217.png)

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