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> [It not enough toilet paper for the shit people talk these days .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marqueis-baynes/it-not-enough-toilet-paper-for-the-shit-people-talk-these-days/)

Marqueis Baynes

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c01/marqueis-baynes-260478_life_it-not-enough-toilet-paper-for-the-shit_151456.jpg)

> [“keep half and tell him to spend the five bucks on toilet paper, because he’s full of shit.” The”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laurann-dohner/keep-half-and-tell-him-to-spend-the-five-bucks-on-toilet-paper/)

[Laurann Dohner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laurann-dohner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9f1/laurann-dohner-10126_toilet_keep-half-and-tell-him-to-spend-the-five_330863.jpg)

> [If your famous, you may walk on the red carpet,but I walk on toilet paper, because I'm the shit!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frenchqueen/if-your-famous-you-may-walk-on-the-red-carpet-but-i-walk-on-toilet/)

Frenchqueen

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a04/frenchqueen-724_red-carpet_if-your-famous-you-may-walk-on-the-red-c_834633.jpg)

> [My pockets got paper on paper. This shit just look like a novel.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/big-sean/my-pockets-got-paper-on-paper-this-shit-just-look-like-a-novel/)

[Big Sean](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/big-sean/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e0/big-sean-504_books_my-pockets-got-paper-on-paper-this-shit_1009169.jpg)

> [Fake friends are like toilet paper. Always full of shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author-name/fake-friends-are-like-toilet-paper-always-full-of-shit/)

Author Name

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f18/author-name-101_fake-friends_fake-friends-are-like-toilet-paper-alway_1687099.jpg)

> [Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous, my friends and I walk on toilet paper because we are the shit!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/celebrities-walk-on-red-carpet-because-they-are-famous-my-friends-and/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6fb/anonymous-1_red-carpet_celebrities-walk-on-red-carpet-because-t_2534344.jpg)

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