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title: "5 Pants Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
description: "5 Pants quotes by Nikhil Saluja. Plus more from Nikhil Saluja and more Pants sayings from other authors."
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> [This fart is coming from…inside my half pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/this-fart-is-coming-from-inside-my-half-pants/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bc1/nikhil-saluja-26_cool_this-fart-is-coming-from-inside-my-half_343272.jpg)

> [I'm going to finally introduce my GirlFriend to my friends. I hope they don't think she's crazy because she likes to live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-going-to-finally-introduce-my-girlfriend-to-my-friends-i-hope/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1b2/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_i-m-going-to-finally-introduce-my-girlfr_1237774.jpg)

> [The fart is coming from…inside your pants](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/the-fart-is-coming-from-inside-your-pants/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e05/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_the-fart-is-coming-from-inside-your-pant_1501722.jpg)

> [If you ever see me wearing red pants feel free to punch me in the face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/if-you-ever-see-me-wearing-red-pants-feel-free-to-punch-me-in-the-face/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/135/nikhil-saluja-26_wearing-red_if-you-ever-see-me-wearing-red-pants-fee_1541096.jpg)

> [How girls put on their pants: \*Left leg\*, \*Right leg\* \*Wiggle\* \*Wiggle\* \*Jump\* \*Jump\* \*Squat\* \*Stretch\* Done…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/how-girls-put-on-their-pants-left-leg-right-leg-wiggle-wiggle-jump/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a3a/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_how-girls-put-on-their-pants-left-leg-ri_1663138.jpg)

## Other authors on Pants

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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