--- title: "6 Pants Quotes By Karen Marie Moning" description: "6 Pants quotes by Karen Marie Moning. Plus more from Karen Marie Moning and more Pants sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/karen-marie-moning-189_dolls_i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll_117548.png" --- > [I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll-even-before-i-looked-down/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/karen-marie-moning-189_dolls_i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll_117548.png) > [What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/what-have-you-stuffed-in-your-pants-mackeltar-she-demanded-nothing/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0b5/karen-marie-moning-189_given_what-have-you-stuffed-in-your-pants-mack_980782.png) > [It's a sponge and I'm a sponge and for a second there all our sponge parts are one and I don't just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/it-s-a-sponge-and-i-m-a-sponge-and-for-a-second-there-all-our-sponge/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9ef/karen-marie-moning-189_pants_it-s-a-sponge-and-i-m-a-sponge-and-for-a_2202444.png) > [The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/the-running-pants-were-tolerable-drustan-decided-relieved-the-blue/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a4/karen-marie-moning-189_blue_the-running-pants-were-tolerable-drustan_2224087.png) > [Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/four-if-you-try-to-force-yourself-into-my-head-i-will-force-myself/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1c6/karen-marie-moning-189_force_four-if-you-try-to-force-yourself-into-m_2718874.png) > [He strips his shirt over his head and I catch my breath, watching those long hard muscles ripple. I know how his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-strips-his-shirt-over-his-head-and-i-catch-my-breath-watching/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/737/karen-marie-moning-189_boots_he-strips-his-shirt-over-his-head-and-i_3113208.png) ## Other authors on Pants ## More by Karen Marie Moning > [“I can either be a victim—or a winner. Fuck victimhood. I don’t wear it well; it clashes with my wardrobe.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-can-either-be-a-victim-or-a-winner-fuck-victimhood-i-don-t-wear-it/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Ancient eyes had stared at me, filled with ancient grief. And something more. Something so alien and unexpected that I'd almost burst into tears.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/ancient-eyes-had-stared-at-me-filled-with-ancient-grief-and-something/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Some things are sacred. Until you act like they're not. Then you lose them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/some-things-are-sacred-until-you-act-like-they-re-not-then-you-lose/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Who would ever understand me?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/who-would-ever-understand-me/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Sometimes, Ms. Lane," he said, "one must break with one's past to embrace one's future. It is never an easy thing to do. It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/sometimes-ms-lane-he-said-one-must-break-with-one-s-past-to-embrace/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [“I think I’m under control, that I’ve stripped away all weaknesses. That committing to my mission has made me impervious. I’m wrong. The thought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-think-i-m-under-control-that-i-ve-stripped-away-all-weaknesses-that/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Desire makes life happen. Makes it matter. Makes everything worth it. Desire is life. Hunger to see the next sunrise or sunset, to touch…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/desire-makes-life-happen-makes-it-matter-makes-everything-worth-it/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [“Finally, someone had seen him. And what had he done? Let her get away. Undermined by his disgusting human anatomy. It had just been…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/finally-someone-had-seen-him-and-what-had-he-done-let-her-get-away/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [“Our sex is fierce. We will both be bruised. "I want it to always be like this," I tell him. "Try holding onto that…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/our-sex-is-fierce-we-will-both-be-bruised-i-want-it-to-always-be-like/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Keep hoping to see the light in her eyes. Even knowing it'll mean she's saying good-bye.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/keep-hoping-to-see-the-light-in-her-eyes-even-knowing-it-ll-mean-she/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [Strength wasn‘t about being able to do everything alone. Strength was knowing when to ask for help and not being too proud to do…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/strength-wasn-t-about-being-able-to-do-everything-alone-strength-was/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [“He swapped the fistful of my shirt for one in my hair, and ground his mouth against mine.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-swapped-the-fistful-of-my-shirt-for-one-in-my-hair-and-ground-his/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [He’s so beautiful,” she said wistfully. “He’s like an angel.” “Yep,” I agreed flatly. “The one that fell.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/he-s-so-beautiful-she-said-wistfully-he-s-like-an-angel-yep-i-agreed/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [And when he did that, my hands curled into fists because I thought about touching his face like maybe I could catch joy in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/and-when-he-did-that-my-hands-curled-into-fists-because-i-thought/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) > [“Flattered as I am that you count me among the beautiful people, Barrons, allow me to point out that I’m still alive. I encountered…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/flattered-as-i-am-that-you-count-me-among-the-beautiful-people/) [Karen Marie Moning](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karen-marie-moning/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/pants/karen-marie-moning/#itemlist", "name": "6 Pants Quotes By Karen Marie Moning", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Karen Marie Moning" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karen-marie-moning/i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll-even-before-i-looked-down/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/karen-marie-moning-189_dolls_i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll_117548.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/karen-marie-moning-189_dolls_i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll_117548.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b87/karen-marie-moning-189_dolls_i-d-never-been-turned-on-by-the-ken-doll_117548.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I'd never been turned on by the Ken doll—even before I looked down his pants and saw what was missing.” — Karen Marie Moning", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?\" she demanded. \"Nothing that wasn't God-given,\" he replied stiffly. 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