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title: "1,119 Pants Quotes by 851 authors"
description: "Browse 1,119 Pants quotes by 851 authors. Discover the best Pants sayings and thoughts."
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> [I love these pants(:](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/patience/i-love-these-pants/)

[Patience](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/patience/)

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> [I used my pants to illustrate.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mike-singletary/i-used-my-pants-to-illustrate/)

[Mike Singletary](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mike-singletary/)

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> [I think I crapped my pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonah-hill/i-think-i-crapped-my-pants/)

[Jonah Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonah-hill/)

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> [“I’m pants at aiming.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fredrik-backman/i-m-pants-at-aiming/)

[Fredrik Backman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fredrik-backman/)

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> [Sweat pants hair tied.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/drake/sweat-pants-hair-tied/)

[Drake](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/drake/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3b2/drake-44_pants_sweat-pants-hair-tied-2479080_2479080.png)

> [Pants or no pants?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lo-bosworth/pants-or-no-pants/)

[Lo Bosworth](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lo-bosworth/)

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> [“My pants are on fire!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-ziegler/my-pants-are-on-fire/)

[John Ziegler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-ziegler/)

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> [I wear frayed khaki pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chuck-fleischmann/i-wear-frayed-khaki-pants/)

[Chuck Fleischmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chuck-fleischmann/)

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> [You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants? -Beavis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beavis-and-butt-head/you-mean-we-like-need-to-poop-in-our-pants-beavis/)

[Beavis And Butt-Head](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beavis-and-butt-head/)

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> [Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kevin-james/thanksgiving-man-not-a-good-day-to-be-my-pants/)

[Kevin James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kevin-james/)

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> [I have special pants I wear at Christmas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bez/i-have-special-pants-i-wear-at-christmas/)

[Bez](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bez/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3dd/bez-5475_christmas_i-have-special-pants-i-wear-at-christmas_2855427.jpg)

> [I think I crapped my pants. -Schmidt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/21-jump-street/i-think-i-crapped-my-pants-schmidt/)

[21 Jump Street](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/21-jump-street/)

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> [Yoga pants are just push-up bras for your ass.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amanda-roberts/yoga-pants-are-just-push-up-bras-for-your-ass/)

[Amanda Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amanda-roberts/)

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> [He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rita-mae-brown/he-unzipped-his-pants-and-his-brains-fell-out/)

[Rita Mae Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rita-mae-brown/)

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> [This is like a pants off dance off, Jack! -Si](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/duck-dynasty/this-is-like-a-pants-off-dance-off-jack-si/)

[Duck Dynasty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/duck-dynasty/)

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> [When we just hang around, our pants are always sagging.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-lopes/when-we-just-hang-around-our-pants-are-always-sagging/)

[Lisa Lopes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-lopes/)

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> [You wonder sometimes how our government puts on its pants in the morning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jon-stewart/you-wonder-sometimes-how-our-government-puts-on-its-pants-in-the/)

[Jon Stewart](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jon-stewart/)

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> [Why couldn't she have gotten another Edger or some dimwit from the Broken for a passenger? No, she got Lord Leather Pants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ilona-andrews/why-couldn-t-she-have-gotten-another-edger-or-some-dimwit-from-the/)

[Ilona Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ilona-andrews/)

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> [I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/queen-latifah/i-am-a-strong-woman-with-or-without-this-other-person-with-or-without/)

[Queen Latifah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/queen-latifah/)

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> [Well yes, the man wears the pants in the relationship. But remember, the woman controls the zipper.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nishan-panwar/well-yes-the-man-wears-the-pants-in-the-relationship-but-remember-the/)

[Nishan Panwar](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nishan-panwar/)

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> [So I lived alone. The first thing I did was take off my pants. Naturally.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edward-abbey/so-i-lived-alone-the-first-thing-i-did-was-take-off-my-pants-naturally/)

[Edward Abbey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edward-abbey/)

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> [I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robert-towne/i-m-not-supposed-to-be-the-one-that-s-caught-with-his-pants-down/)

[Robert Towne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robert-towne/)

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> [In my day, everything came from my belly button and seat of the pants. Today, everything is done from research.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-wilson/in-my-day-everything-came-from-my-belly-button-and-seat-of-the-pants/)

[George Wilson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-wilson/)

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> [Theres moree dick in your personality than there is in your pants.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-orme/theres-moree-dick-in-your-personality-than-there-is-in-your-pants/)

[Katie Orme](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-orme/)

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> [We all came from houses with doors, doors that were supposed to be closed when there were things going on that we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lynette-fromme/we-all-came-from-houses-with-doors-doors-that-were-supposed-to-be/)

[Lynette Fromme](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lynette-fromme/)

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> [How many times have people said to me, "I think those pants are incredible, but I could never wear them." Well, why…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/polly-allen-mellen/how-many-times-have-people-said-to-me-i-think-those-pants-are/)

[Polly Allen Mellen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/polly-allen-mellen/)

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> [ She'll really tell me \[what she thinks\]. Like today I'm wearing brown suede pants, and she said, 'I don't like your pants.'… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-holmes/she-ll-really-tell-me-what-she-thinks-like-today-i-m-wearing-brown/)

[Katie Holmes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-holmes/)

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> [I'm channelling my 14-year-old self. She's thinking about putting on her big hoop earrings and baggy pants and going to the mall…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nelly-furtado/i-m-channelling-my-14-year-old-self-she-s-thinking-about-putting-on/)

[Nelly Furtado](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nelly-furtado/)

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> [I had my pants backward, cut a hole in my baseball cap, stuck my ponytail through it . I wanted to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/da-brat/i-had-my-pants-backward-cut-a-hole-in-my-baseball-cap-stuck-my/)

[Da Brat](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/da-brat/)

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> [I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/julia-stiles/i-met-this-homeless-man-who-had-never-owned-a-shirt-in-his-life-he/)

[Julia Stiles](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/julia-stiles/)

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> [What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tina-fey/what-turning-forty-means-to-me-i-need-to-take-my-pants-off-as-soon-as/)

[Tina Fey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tina-fey/)

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> [When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal, you're flying by the seat of your pants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-richards/when-you-perform-in-front-of-an-audience-after-only-two-days-of/)

[Michael Richards](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-richards/)

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> [I have made a mistake. They condemn me to death and I ask for a boy to coach me for it. A…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-kent/i-have-made-a-mistake-they-condemn-me-to-death-and-i-ask-for-a-boy-to/)

[Hannah Kent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-kent/)

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> [From my observation, the older you get, the more you like the word cozy. That's why most of the elderly wear pants…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/holly-goldberg-sloan/from-my-observation-the-older-you-get-the-more-you-like-the-word-cozy/)

[Holly Goldberg Sloan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/holly-goldberg-sloan/)

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> [“You get a kick out of shocking the pants off me, don’t you?” I shook my head with a smirk. He just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/m-a-george/you-get-a-kick-out-of-shocking-the-pants-off-me-don-t-you-i-shook-my/)

[M.A. George](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/m-a-george/)

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> [I thought it was normal to recycle pants and shoes from your older cousins. That was just my way of life. At…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyson-chandler/i-thought-it-was-normal-to-recycle-pants-and-shoes-from-your-older/)

[Tyson Chandler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyson-chandler/)

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> [You can go into neighborhoods in the United States where people dress a certain way because they don't want to be out…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hillary-clinton/you-can-go-into-neighborhoods-in-the-united-states-where-people-dress/)

[Hillary Clinton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hillary-clinton/)

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> [Whether I'm at a dinner with Anna Wintour or a listening party with Pusha T or in Rome with Virgil (Abloh, his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kanye-west/whether-i-m-at-a-dinner-with-anna-wintour-or-a-listening-party-with/)

[Kanye West](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kanye-west/)

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> [I don't believe in god, so I don't have to make elaborately sounded structures. ... Pain always produces logic, which is very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frank-o-hara/i-don-t-believe-in-god-so-i-don-t-have-to-make-elaborately-sounded/)

[Frank O'Hara](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frank-o-hara/)

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> [When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milan-kundera/when-i-was-a-little-boy-in-short-pants-i-dreamed-about-a-miraculous/)

[Milan Kundera](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milan-kundera/)

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