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title: "15 Pair Scissors Quotes by 12 authors"
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> [Its Hard To Break Up You Maybe I'll Just Use A Pair Of Scissors To Make Things Easier](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/its-hard-to-break-up-you-maybe-i-ll-just-use-a-pair-of-scissors-to/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Karl Lagerfeld never touched a pair of scissors in his life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azzedine-alaia/karl-lagerfeld-never-touched-a-pair-of-scissors-in-his-life/)

[Azzedine Alaia](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/azzedine-alaia/)

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> [I always carry a pair of scissors around with me to cut things out of magazines.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sally-phillips/i-always-carry-a-pair-of-scissors-around-with-me-to-cut-things-out-of/)

[Sally Phillips](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sally-phillips/)

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> [“The problem with wearing a facade is that sooner or later life shows up with a big pair of scissors.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/craig-d-lounsbrough/the-problem-with-wearing-a-facade-is-that-sooner-or-later-life-shows/)

[Craig D. Lounsbrough](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/craig-d-lounsbrough/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b3d/craig-d-lounsbrough-285_deceive_the-problem-with-wearing-a-facade-is-tha_2756702.jpg)

> [Husband and wife are like a pair of scissors. They joint together, often moving in opposite directions, yet punishing whoever comes between…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/husband-and-wife-are-like-a-pair-of-scissors-they-joint-together/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [I'm looking forward to go bald for a film but nothing has been offered to me yet. Given a chance I'd take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/akshara-haasan/i-m-looking-forward-to-go-bald-for-a-film-but-nothing-has-been/)

[Akshara Haasan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/akshara-haasan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1e4/akshara-haasan-7894_bald_i-m-looking-forward-to-go-bald-for-a-fil_17568.jpg)

> [I wouldn't know how to design. I couldn't even if I wanted to, for I can't draw, and a pair of scissors…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jean-patou/i-wouldn-t-know-how-to-design-i-couldn-t-even-if-i-wanted-to-for-i/)

[Jean Patou](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jean-patou/)

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> [You always need a bit of low-tech.You always need a pair of scissors, it seems to me. You can do better things……](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-hockney/you-always-need-a-bit-of-low-tech-you-always-need-a-pair-of-scissors/)

[David Hockney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-hockney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a2/david-hockney-1395_better-things_you-always-need-a-bit-of-low-tech-you-al_75325.png)

> [“Ren watched us as he leaned casually against the table, holding a pair of scissors. I'd never seen a classroom tool look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-cremer/ren-watched-us-as-he-leaned-casually-against-the-table-holding-a-pair/)

[Andrea Cremer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-cremer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/768/andrea-cremer-2315_ominous_ren-watched-us-as-he-leaned-casually-aga_2090323.jpg)

> [“We thought it was nice of you to let him have a go, because, in England, he wouldn't be trusted with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/we-thought-it-was-nice-of-you-to-let-him-have-a-go-because-in-england/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/252/russell-brand-1242_america_we-thought-it-was-nice-of-you-to-let-him_1347155.png)

> [“Your sweetheart isn't too happy about this," Shay said, still smiling. I looked toward the back of the room. Ren watched us,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrea-cremer/your-sweetheart-isn-t-too-happy-about-this-shay-said-still-smiling-i/)

[Andrea Cremer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrea-cremer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9c/andrea-cremer-2315_funny_your-sweetheart-isn-t-too-happy-about-th_1124785.jpg)

> [“A couple in love is like a pair of scissors. Two useless pieces of metal, until they are inextricably connected at the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/a-couple-in-love-is-like-a-pair-of-scissors-two-useless-pieces-of/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c1b/anonymous-1_couple_a-couple-in-love-is-like-a-pair-of-sciss_2921750.jpg)

> [A witty vicar once said that a good marriage is like a pair of scissors with the couple inseparable joined, often moving…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mary-jo-putney/a-witty-vicar-once-said-that-a-good-marriage-is-like-a-pair-of/)

[Mary Jo Putney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mary-jo-putney/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/888/mary-jo-putney-11309_blades_a-witty-vicar-once-said-that-a-good-marr_1913359.jpg)

> [“You and I,” she said slowly, saying each word with care, “are a pair of scissors.” “A pair of scissors…” I replied,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vince-o-teves/you-and-i-she-said-slowly-saying-each-word-with-care-are-a-pair-of/)

[Vince O. Teves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vince-o-teves/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ae/vince-o-teves-69779_vince-s-life_you-and-i-she-said-slowly-saying-each-wo_580288.jpg)

> [“Why can’t we all just be honest with each other? It would be so easy to just not trust anyone ever, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carrie-jones/why-can-t-we-all-just-be-honest-with-each-other-it-would-be-so-easy/)

[Carrie Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carrie-jones/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/carrie-jones-2422_honest_why-can-t-we-all-just-be-honest-with-eac_1168041.jpg)

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