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> [My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f\*\*king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anthony-jeselnik/my-ex-girlfriend-owned-a-parakeet-oh-my-god-that-f-king-thing-would/)

[Anthony Jeselnik](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anthony-jeselnik/)

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